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Free Astroglide Lubricant Three To Choose From
Free Astroglide Lubricant Three To Choose From

Free Astroglide Lubricant Three To Choose From

The number one choice in personal lubricant worldwide.
Choose from 3 samples.
Liquid Glycerin/Paraben Free or Strawberry Flavour

33 Comments

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ewwwww

just what Ive been looking for...gaddam friction setting me loins on fire!

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lol..wot a comment to make on a forum

Afro_Zombie;3510693

lol..wot a comment to make on a forum



Not wanting to google, could someone explain the purpose of astroglide?

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think its like ky gel lol

Suppose it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "did the earth move for you hun???" :whistling:

is it like astroturf?

hussaifa;3512334

Not wanting to google, could someone explain the purpose of astroglide?



If you've gotta ask its probably not for you!

curvy_chicka;3510109

just what Ive been looking for...gaddam friction setting me loins on fire!



The irony of your username *shakes head*

awesome

curvy_chicka;3510109

just what Ive been looking for...gaddam friction setting me loins on fire!



Your man just aint doin it right lol

defard;3513892

Your man just aint doin it right lol



So is that an offer to correct it?! :whistling:

Just Sent Off For One To Go To My Friends Husband!!! He He!!!!!

ChipSticks;3512996

is it like astroturf?

Maybe thats where your been going wrong:whistling:

Afro_Zombie;3510087

ewwwww



Afro_Zombie;3510693

lol..wot a comment to make on a forum



Yours is the only stupid comment. Ewwww? how immature.

.................".this should be applied directly to soles of shoes prior to attempting any sliding tackles on astroturf pitch .Product will ease glide and cut down on injury ie astroturf burns which can be extremely painful"...................:whistling:

:thumbsup: mmmm

What's wrong with a knob of butter? It's just the ticket!

Bullseyebarker;3520216

What's wrong with a knob of butter? It's just the ticket!



lol!!:-D:-D:-D

Life without Lube................It SMARTS!!! :thumbsup:

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=darkorchid]Thanks DrSimon huni, shall we give it a go??!! :whistling::whistling:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

Original Poster

Thought you'd never ask.
So which flavour do you prefer? Strawberry?
I've never been astro-gliding!

sent for the strawberry thanks. heat added & rep added

DrSimon;3528095

Thought you'd never ask. So which flavour do you prefer? Strawberry?I've … Thought you'd never ask. So which flavour do you prefer? Strawberry?I've never been astro-gliding!


[FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=magenta]yep defo strawberry!!! I'll give anything a go :whistling:....lol [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=magenta]astro-gliding wooooooooohoooooooo :w00t:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

The tyres on my bike are a bit squeeky..just the ticket

curvy_chicka;3510109

just what Ive been looking for...gaddam friction setting me loins on fire!



Overcoming ******* dryness

Here is a subject that the majority of women don’t even discuss with each other.

The major problems are:

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Repeated ******* infections (thrush, cystitis)
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Increased discomfort of itching and irritation
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Discomfort, pain and in some cases bleeding during sexual intercourse

Some hints to help combat ******* dryness.

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Avoid bubble bath preparations, drying soaps and perfumed bath products in your bath water.
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Wear panties with cotton crutch panels and also use loose fitting clothing around your crutch.
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If you have to wear tights during the day, wear a large T-shirt , night-gown or dressing gown in the evening without any panties and let your body breathe.


In other words....[COLOR="Red"]let your punani get some air and space to get wet[/COLOR]

does this come in a marked box saying wat it is as i dont want people knowing what it is lol cheers :thumbsup:

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james_lfc;3540759

does this come in a marked box saying wat it is as i dont want people … does this come in a marked box saying wat it is as i dont want people knowing what it is lol cheers :thumbsup:



it comes in a giant dildo shaped package and you have to sign for it with the postman/woman

casparwhite;3540896

it comes in a giant dildo shaped package and you have to sign for it … it comes in a giant dildo shaped package and you have to sign for it with the postman/woman



lol:-D

great for quick fixes for BB guns as well!

If this is water based (and i assume it is) then could it not be used on those ab belt things? (just wondering)

Ohh the comments in this thead have given me a giggle :thumbsup:

casparwhite;3540896

it comes in a giant dildo shaped package and you have to sign for it … it comes in a giant dildo shaped package and you have to sign for it with the postman/woman




Thats the decider for me ordering some, i'd love to see the posties face when he delivers that!!

*is shameless*:whistling:

casparwhite;3540896

it comes in a giant dildo shaped package and you have to sign for it … it comes in a giant dildo shaped package and you have to sign for it with the postman/woman



Hahahahaha

If only, how funny would that be......

Imagine all the red faced HUKD users.
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