Free Condoms @ NHS
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Free Condoms @ NHS

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Found 16th Jul 2014
Among other services, NHS Contraception Clinics offer a limited supply of free condoms, for the purposes of :

Preventing the transmission of sexual diseases
Obviating pregnancy, whilst not precluding sexual intercourse

Read the following page to discover more.
Enter your postcode into the "Services near you" box to find your nearest clinic.

nhs.uk/Con…spx

69 Comments

Original Poster

Don't expect ribbed.

and have been for decades...

I don't need Sex, The Government **** me every day

hope they have xxx large.or do I mean x small

Original Poster

loiterer

and have been for decades...



Don't hate.. jus cos you're late!

Haha.. only kidding. Seriously though, I'd hope this is informative to some people.

If it helps prevent unwanted pregnancies or STDs, that would a positive yes?

Thank God for that. The crisp packet and elastic band combo was far from comfortable.

Running in to a clinic out of breath with sweat on your brow, "Condoms!, I need condoms!".

Original Poster

To those voting cold for the free condoms :

Sorry you're gettin none. (_;)

Jeremy Kyle won't like this one bit, the numbers applying for the show and a DNA test will nose dive.

chrisvaldez

Thank God for that. The crisp packet and elastic band combo was far from … Thank God for that. The crisp packet and elastic band combo was far from comfortable.



At least they're flavoured.

JamesSmith

If it helps prevent unwanted pregnancies or STDs, that would a positive … If it helps prevent unwanted pregnancies or STDs, that would a positive yes?


Technically in both those cases it would be a negative, but that's still a good thing

Free woman to go with them??

Pfttt...free man to go with them?
But yes always good to make people aware of this!

pal4ever

I don't need Sex, The Government **** me every day



+1

Serpico00

Free woman to go with them??



Serpico00

Free woman to go with them??



ASL jkjk

The pill is a better alternative. Those are also free from NHS sexual health clinics LOL

At least on this thread people hopefully won't boast or seek for the attention of men

The pill will make you grow breasts!!

Also they may have side effects for women.

What do you say when you're there? "Hey I'm here for my free condoms"?

loiterer

and have been for decades...



For real .. for real .. for real ..... lol. :-)

JamesSmith

Don't hate.. jus cos you're late! ;)Haha.. only kidding. Seriously … Don't hate.. jus cos you're late! ;)Haha.. only kidding. Seriously though, I'd hope this is informative to some people.If it helps prevent unwanted pregnancies or STDs, that would a positive yes?



I'd have thought that that's what Parents/Sex Education at Skool was for ..... :-(

Lo. :-)

XNET

The pill will make you grow breasts!!



And the 'problem' with 'Grown Girls', eg. 'Women' 'Growing Breasts' now? .. is what exactly ..... lol. :-)

TommehLi

What do you say when you're there? "Hey I'm here for my free condoms"?



I take it your an NHS Contraception 'Virgin' then, huh? lol. :-)

Just say you've come for some ..... lol.
Edited by: "amour3k" 17th Jul 2014

chrisvaldez

Thank God for that. The crisp packet and elastic band combo was far from … Thank God for that. The crisp packet and elastic band combo was far from comfortable.



Your killing me ..... ouch!. :-(

Haha. :-)

Graham1979

Jeremy Kyle won't like this one bit, the numbers applying for the show … Jeremy Kyle won't like this one bit, the numbers applying for the show and a DNA test will nose dive.



Depends on your interpretation to be honest? .. they'll be always those alleged 'accidents' ..... ('BOTH Sides' ..... )

amygx

Running in to a clinic out of breath with sweat on your brow, "Condoms!, … Running in to a clinic out of breath with sweat on your brow, "Condoms!, I need condoms!".



Its just Rubbers? .. not a Life Support Machine? lol.

amour3k

I take it your an NHS Condom 'Virgin' then, huh? lol. :-)Just say you've … I take it your an NHS Condom 'Virgin' then, huh? lol. :-)Just say you've come for some ..... lol.



I'm a virgin full stop lol. But you never know so you've got to be prepared am I right?

Save us all some money and Buy your own! Cold

Original Poster

TommehLi

What do you say when you're there? "Hey I'm here for my free condoms"?



Yes - that's how it works.

Just go to the reception desk in the clinic and ask. They do this all the time. It's no big deal.

Original Poster

Spannerism

Save us all some money and Buy your own! Cold



Condoms are cheaper than unwanted pregnancies. (_;)

amour3k

Depends on your interpretation to be honest? .. they'll be always those … Depends on your interpretation to be honest? .. they'll be always those alleged 'accidents' ..... ('BOTH Sides' ..... )



HA HA that's what the audience are most of them!

Source

Can someone please clarify for me whether these are free or not?
I didn't have to input any monetary details so I assume they are free? Seems too easy to obtain 16 free condoms without having to leave the house?

Excellent for placing on the end of you neighbors car exhaust!
Edited by: "beltabry" 17th Jul 2014

beltabry

Excellent for placing on the end of you neighbors car exhaust!



I much prefer sticking mine in the neighbours wife (_;)

Original Poster

kiwikeen

I much prefer sticking mine in the neighbours wife (_;)



Really?

What.. including the back box, or....

fallback01

The pill is a better alternative. Those are also free from NHS sexual … The pill is a better alternative. Those are also free from NHS sexual health clinics LOL



No it's not! Don't spread such stupidity around. If you wanted protection from STDs, the pill will not help you.

Also, just so everyone knows, you can always pick up free condoms at your GP practise

XNET

The pill will make you grow breasts!!



...The is not necessarily true! There are different methods. You can have eostrogen + progesterone pills (ie. combined pill) or the mini pill which is usually low dose progesterone although you can have higher doses.

pal4ever

I don't need Sex, The Government **** me every day


Get a T-shirt made with that on it. It will sell by the bucketload.
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