Free cup of coffee for existing BMW owners @ Isetta Bar - Bluewater shopping centre.
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Free cup of coffee for existing BMW owners @ Isetta Bar - Bluewater shopping centre.

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LocalFound 4th May
If you own a BMW you can get a free coffee at the BMW Isetta Bar in the Bluewater shopping centre by showing your car key.


Don't forget to take the spare key for your partner .


Not a BMW owner? If you shop there often it might be worth investing in one of these. X)

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My partner (a BMW driver) left me suddenly because she wasn't happy with the direction of our relationship, there were no indications.
Edited by: "davelfc" 4th May
If you don't remember your key, just having a total lack of consideration for other will work.



*over 30 years personal experience as a driver, your experience may be different.
Edited by: "davelfc" 4th May
Thank God, this will really help alleviate the financial difficulties most people who own BMWs are facing.
I was in there the other day queuing up for a coffee when somebody pushed straight in front of me without any kind of indication. This deal probably explains what happened.
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My partner (a BMW driver) left me suddenly because she wasn't happy with the direction of our relationship, there were no indications.
Edited by: "davelfc" 4th May
Yes, I can the price of useless old BMW keys on eBay going up!
If you don't remember your key, just having a total lack of consideration for other will work.



*over 30 years personal experience as a driver, your experience may be different.
Edited by: "davelfc" 4th May
My best ever invention was a device fitted to BMW's (and Audi's) to shift the cars from lane to lane.
Works a treat.

My biggest failure was when I tried to invent indicators to work on taxis!
Thank God, this will really help alleviate the financial difficulties most people who own BMWs are facing.
davelfc8 m ago

My partner (a BMW driver) left me suddenly because she wasn't happy with …My partner (a BMW driver) left me suddenly because she wasn't happy with the direction of our relationship, there were no indications.


There’s a good reason us bmw drivers don’t indicate. If you dont own one, you’ll never know
VW give you a free cup of coffee or any soft drink for that matter. Just go in and look at some cars.
Mini were giving out free lunches on the street outside my work the other day, if you showed them a mini key. Just borrowed my mates key, free lunch (no such thing)
trickytree198415 m ago

VW give you a free cup of coffee or any soft drink for that matter. Just …VW give you a free cup of coffee or any soft drink for that matter. Just go in and look at some cars.


Or a drink from the RAC man’s flask.
I was in there the other day queuing up for a coffee when somebody pushed straight in front of me without any kind of indication. This deal probably explains what happened.
If you forget your key just run up full sprint, stopping just in time and then keep a steady 1cm from the person in front. Whilst leaning out to the right every few seconds if the queue isn't moving at your desired pace.
Edited by: "japes" 4th May
Can you walk out with a different key and a new side-chick?
japes14 m ago

If you forget your key just run up full sprint, stopping just in time and …If you forget your key just run up full sprint, stopping just in time and then keep a steady 1cm from the person in front. Whilst leaning out to the right every few seconds if the queue isn't moving at your desired pace.


Don't forget to play some thumping Dance/Techno music uncomfortably loud so that everyone knows you're there.
ezzer7227 m ago

Or a drink from the RAC man’s flask.


If you go into your dealership do they give you free cars, but nobody takes them anyway?


Sorry...i couldnt resist
Edited by: "trickytree1984" 4th May
trickytree198445 s ago

If you go into your dealership do they give you free cars, but nobody …If you go into your dealership do they give you free cars, but nobody takes them anyway?Sorry...i couldnt resist


Haha
steveideas3 h, 16 m ago

Thank God, this will really help alleviate the financial difficulties most …Thank God, this will really help alleviate the financial difficulties most people who own BMWs are facing.


If you look around council estates they are quite common now along with Audi’s so it’s no longer a status symbol. At the private schools I notice more Tesla’s.
Tesla's would possibly let you drive 200 miles. I guess it's ok for the golf course and back.
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