FREE Just Can’t Wait Toilet Card
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FREE Just Can’t Wait Toilet Card

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Found 21st Feb
Request the original toilet access card from the Bladder and Bowel Community today. We use the universally acknowledged W.C. signage, giving you the benefit of discrete and clear communication for those moments where you just can’t wait to use the toilet.

- Assists with access to your closest toilet
- Helps explain and avoid a potentially embarrassing situation quickly
- Universally recognised symbols – take your card anywhere!
- Durable plastic material – just like your other essential cards
- Completely free of charge for online orders!
- No membership necessary – simply fill out the form
- Cards delivered within 5 working days
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"Cards delivered within 5 working days"

Too late.......
What!!! So if I'm walking down the street and suddenly need a dump I can knock on someone's door show them my card and use there bog! Awesome!!!! Sign me up!! 😁
fauzi404 m ago

For Real??


Yes it's for people who need a dump but really badly
That's my Mother's Day present sorted.
Seriously though, what a great idea for elderly relatives, and others in need.
Edited by: "Spiritjambo" 21st Feb
91 Comments
For Real??
fauzi404 m ago

For Real??


Yes it's for people who need a dump but really badly
That's my Mother's Day present sorted.
Seriously though, what a great idea for elderly relatives, and others in need.
Edited by: "Spiritjambo" 21st Feb
fauzi405 m ago

For Real??


Ever heard of crohn's?
These are crappy cards ....
When you gotta go, you gotta go.....
Your sh*tting me
What!!! So if I'm walking down the street and suddenly need a dump I can knock on someone's door show them my card and use there bog! Awesome!!!! Sign me up!! 😁
This is fantastic just what the doctor ordered....
Wonder if this card will let me skip toilet queues in nightclubs
Ordered but where do you use these?
The app is good, helps you find nearest loo
"Cards delivered within 5 working days"

Too late.......
Am I missing something? Why not just ask for the bathroom?
TinyRick21 m ago

Ordered but where do you use these?


Try the phone app. Just press the icon and sh!t in to the smartphone.
Edited by: "darecy" 21st Feb
Spiritjambo37 m ago

That's my Mother's Day present sorted. Seriously though, what a …That's my Mother's Day present sorted. Seriously though, what a great idea for elderly relatives, and others in need.


Charmer....
darecy9 m ago

Try the phone app. Just press the icon and sh!t in to the smartphone.


easy peasy
My mother has one for medical reasons a shop can not deny you the use of a toilet with this
As a ibs suffer this is good
jayofcastleford4 m ago

My mother has one for medical reasons a shop can not deny you the use of a …My mother has one for medical reasons a shop can not deny you the use of a toilet with this


And if they do?
It seems like a good idea but I wonder about the practical application
Is it illegal to defecate outdoors though?
where do you use these cards? who do you show them to... i dont get it
Moonmonkeys1 m ago

And if they do?It seems like a good idea but I wonder about the practical …And if they do?It seems like a good idea but I wonder about the practical application


If they do, then they will need to call the a cleaner...
Rudi.Tapper25 m ago

The app is good, helps you find nearest loo


Just tried the app, my nearest is a KFC - so I can't get any chicken, but at least I can go for a dump...
Edited by: "jwilliams80" 21st Feb
Is it for shops without a public toilet or toilets for customer use only?? Otherwise you would just use a shop with a toilet I guess.
jayofcastleford14 m ago

My mother has one for medical reasons a shop can not deny you the use of a …My mother has one for medical reasons a shop can not deny you the use of a toilet with this




From their own website

"*This doesn’t guarantee access to the toilet. However, using our widely recognised card, it has proven to help."


Many shops don't allow customers to use the onsite toilets because they are located in areas of the store which only trusted people should access being away from CCTV in the stock room or in other areas of the building which contain sensitive information etc.

Some shops with the discretion of the manager will allow a staff member to escort you to the staff toilet and back but usually this is a one off for emergencies only as it takes staff away from what they are supposed to be doing and wouldn't be feasible every time a customer needed the loo...
Edited by: "dreamsofubuntu" 21st Feb
Worth noting-
Just had a look at this app and it shows the closest place to me is a Costa coffee,Said Costa closed 2 hours ago but it doesn’t tell me this in the app....it just says that’s the nearest toilet!!
U can use this anywhere on road in Street, in the sea, in th car in forest etc
jayofcastleford18 m ago

My mother has one for medical reasons a shop can not deny you the use of a …My mother has one for medical reasons a shop can not deny you the use of a toilet with this


Yep they can. A shop is under no obligation to let a member of the public use their private toilet if they don’t have a public one.
Matty125538 m ago

Am I missing something? Why not just ask for the bathroom?


Because we're not in America!
Matty125545 m ago

Am I missing something? Why not just ask for the bathroom?


Because you're not in America?
SNAP!
Thanks OP!

Great idea, ordered one. However where do you use these/where these valid? Would be useful if they had an android app too!
Do you rack up some sort of loyalty points for showing it?
As someone who has Crohn's disease this is a great support to many with the same and similar conditions. Thanks OP
So... if i was planning to rob a bank... could knock off the bank, then use the card to hide out in someone's khazi for a bit?

Sign me up!
jayofcastleford54 m ago

My mother has one for medical reasons a shop can not deny you the use of a …My mother has one for medical reasons a shop can not deny you the use of a toilet with this


Yes they can ...
Im pretty sure for most of us this is the first time we ever heard about the dump-pass, and pretty sure it would be the same in shops as well.
I don’t get this sh*t
G00NFACE1 h, 15 m ago

I really shouldn't but this comment genuinely made me pmsl


Fingers crossed for you that you never in future get diagnosed with a serious illness for which this card may be useful .As indeed you very may pys but probably won't find it funny.
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