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free lunch from a mad chinese man noodles marshmelllow cone and nescafe this is true !!!!
free lunch from a mad chinese man noodles marshmelllow cone and nescafe this is true !!!!

free lunch from a mad chinese man noodles marshmelllow cone and nescafe this is true !!!!

ok this might sound a bit strange but came across the freebie you can choose your noodles and a pudding and a drink , this man sounds really crazy who is offering this deal , he says you get the freebie if you write a really good comment ( which i think means just write some crazy weird thankyou )
only my second freebie listed so dont be to harsh its good for a laugh even if you dont want the lunch in the post x

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Lings Cars was on Dragon's Den. Pretty crazy
And it's a woman, not a man!
Mentions the free lunch in the video too.

Part 1 - youtube.com/wat…_4M
Part 2 - youtube.com/wat…j64

She's as mad as a hatter but very funny.

(Following unreasonable complaint by Trading Standards, I now supply in … (Following unreasonable complaint by Trading Standards, I now supply in date product for poor soft English customer who cannot defend body against 6 month old noodle!)



How funny is that:w00t: :giggle:

I done this and got free noodles and a piece of dried fruit. You're right this woman is a nutter but a very intelligent one. She runs a car leasing service in Gatehead, she was also on that Dragons Den show.

Original Poster

omg i just watched the links shes crazy i dont think they were happy with the noodles xxxx

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I got mine last year :P

Lol..

send you special flavour fast noodles, pudding, AND chopsticks! New!!! … send you special flavour fast noodles, pudding, AND chopsticks! New!!! ...marshmallow cone or dried plum (delicious but may cause big ****)

Original Poster

how funny is this when you sign up for the free lunch you get this message

Maybe I send you lunch! Noodle AND pudding AND hot drink!!!
Now you rent car!

Greedy multiple demanding customers will get banned from Noodle! - Ling


this was my comment i sent to ling do you think i will get my free lunch ?

hi omg how crazy are u i would really like a free luch if you have any going spare i know you live quite near to me so maby i could send you a free lunch so you can taste my coulture a greggs sausage roll sound good ? u like ?

hope i get my free lunch

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mostwanteddirect

u like ?



For some reason I used to dumb down my english while dealing and talking to chinese sellers based in china on MSN etc..

Dunno why.. :?

Haha, she gives away Chinese bank notes too.

Also does a great deal in personal contract hire cars!

]http//ww…om/

Website lists a massive amount of cars at very good rates. Been very happy with my car for the last 2 years then hand it back and get a brand new one under warranty with tax paid! Can't say enough good things about Ling and the business, even got a christmas card!

i did a free t-shirt give-away with these guys a while back and did not receive anything:-(

Original Poster

CALLING ALL VISITORS!
I am human being, not robot!
Office hours: Mon-Fri 9am to 6pm
...after 6pm I packing noodles!

LMAO this is so funny !
Thanks to the OP - gave me a really good laugh even if I don't get noodles !

Original Poster

[QUOTE=melissab]LMAO this is so funny !
Thanks to the OP - gave me a really good laugh even if I don't get noodles ![/QUOT

whats the OP sorry im new to this and a bit thick

what did you say when you asked for the noodles ? x

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OP = Original poster

Say: LING I want your babies, give me noodles so I can gain the energy in order to give you ze hot sex ?

Original Poster

omg did you post that x

Haha worth a punt, entered a pretty interesting comment..

Original Poster

what did you say did you say you would also exchange sex for " ze " noodles

Christ her website looks like someone has sneezed over the screen. Right dogs breakfast....and lunch...WOOF!

sly200sx

Christ her website looks like someone has sneezed over the screen. Right … Christ her website looks like someone has sneezed over the screen. Right dogs breakfast....and lunch...WOOF!



Did you have to Blaspheme? Bet you wouldn't begin a sentence with "Mohammed ....."!!!!! Christ is a name not a swear word!

LMAO ......cheers op. you've made my day.

Got these last year after she was on Dragons' Den! They didn't take long to arrive and it was worth reading through the site too - I wasn't interested in hiring a car but it was pretty damn funny

i got some last year and got the polo and cash she was offering as well.

Ling Valentine

It's fun to compare new car cost to lung cancer!Compare cost of my Land … It's fun to compare new car cost to lung cancer!Compare cost of my Land Rover Range Rover Sport to the cost of 20 "Kennedys"...Do you pay attention? It's damn cheap to rent my Land Rover Range Rover Sport!Surprised that my Land Rover Range Rover Sport costs the same as buying just 96 cigarettes a day? Note: a) Smoking 96 fags bad; b) Car good.Wah! You smoke far too much!!




Haha! SOOOO funny!

How funny is that! :giggle:

Predikuesi

Did you have to Blaspheme? Bet you wouldn't begin a sentence with … Did you have to Blaspheme? Bet you wouldn't begin a sentence with "Mohammed ....."!!!!! Christ is a name not a swear word!



why did you even bother posting?

Ling is a legend haha. She is off her rocker

Diekund

why did you even bother posting?



What!:w00t:

well we are not all religious in this world so Christ, god or whatever are not blasphemic to us.

im sure if i lived in an islamic country and wasnt religious i would say "for mohammeds sake" haha

Predikuesi

Did you have to Blaspheme? Bet you wouldn't begin a sentence with … Did you have to Blaspheme? Bet you wouldn't begin a sentence with "Mohammed ....."!!!!! Christ is a name not a swear word!



For the record I have heard allah used in the same way pleant of times.

Diekund

well we are not all religious in this world so Christ, god or whatever … well we are not all religious in this world so Christ, god or whatever are not blasphemic to us. im sure if i lived in an islamic country and wasnt religious i would say "for mohammeds sake" haha


Top post lol!

"Thanks for supplying the Mercedes for my Diana crash reconstruction" - M Al Fayed

Is this for real?? :O

Original Poster

well im glad you all think it is funny , i still cant stop laughing ill keep you all posted if i get my free lunch x

Wow this has popped up again? I remember ordering these before, noodles weren't that bad but she wasn't joking about the dry plum giving you a big ****!

I'm going to see if I can sneak some again :P

P.s Hi guys, my first post

Predikuesi

Did you have to Blaspheme? Bet you wouldn't begin a sentence with … Did you have to Blaspheme? Bet you wouldn't begin a sentence with "Mohammed ....."!!!!! Christ is a name not a swear word!



Christ is not a name - it is a title. Meaning "the anointed one" and loosely translated as "messiah". No person of any note has ever had the name "christ"
Don't you just love pedantry?

blammo

"Thanks for supplying the Mercedes for my Diana crash reconstruction" - M … "Thanks for supplying the Mercedes for my Diana crash reconstruction" - M Al FayedIs this for real?? :O


hahah, i've just noticed that aswell. There is loads more stuff like that quote here aswell:
lingscars.com/lea…php

Warning though, its a big page!

Fantastic. I've been looking where to get a new car on personal contract hire. Who'd have thought following a thread entitled "Free lunch from a mad chinese man noodles marshmelllow cone and nescafe" would lead me to the right place!? That makes this my hottest deal ever coz it will probably save me £000's! :thumbsup:

Anyone got any experience of the Peugeot Tepee?

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray][Incidentally, I also prefer it when posts are kept free of profanity - including blaspheming][/COLOR][/SIZE]

You can get free Chinese money too:
lingscars.com/fea…php

"This special treat for my website visitors who want Chinese cash in wallet. RMB now stronger after partial float! Americans complain too weak! Americans always complain! They complain about Iran, North Korea and Chinese currency. On Chinese banknote, they can see Mr Mao laughing at them, with big spot on his chin (really!). Cash brand new. Maybe you frame it, or give to small child as gift?"

Phew, I got through that without mentioning Jehovah.....

Original Poster

Awwwwwwwww I Dont Know What Reputation Points Are But I Got A Little Message Saying I Have 32 Points And Someone Said Coz I Found A Car Through Your Link Awwwwwww Blesssssss

elliff

Christ is not a name - it is a title. Meaning "the anointed one" and … Christ is not a name - it is a title. Meaning "the anointed one" and loosely translated as "messiah". No person of any note has ever had the name "christ"Don't you just love pedantry?



Yes, you are right (partly). Christ is both a title and a name, similar to King (know know a few Kings, but none with the actual title). Therefore my comment stands true!
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