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Free unlimited hot drinks and snacks - Merc and JLR!!
Free unlimited hot drinks and snacks - Merc and JLR!!

Free unlimited hot drinks and snacks - Merc and JLR!!

Mercedes and Land Rover offer free drinks and snacks (cake, crisps, chocolate, pork pies, sausage rolls, popcorn) at their showrooms..

The coffee is freshly ground and excellent quality at Merc. They also have comfy sofas and sky TV so you can sit there for a few hours and enjoy.. Totally FREE!!

You can usually just go in and take a quick wonder around then take a seat and stock up on your favourites.. And 'return later' to properly check out the cars ..

Laters

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that's low.

Also free drinks and snacks when you donate blood

Can you get lotto tickets/phone top up vouchers?
Waitrose related joke there

Huh...

Just because there is free sky TV, comfy sofas and free tea and coffee going doesn't mean you should go and sit down having it all! My neighbour probably has the same but I can't go knocking on there door walk in and start watching there sky with a free tea or coffee X)

guess one don't have those facilities at home then oO

Great deal if the coffee is good

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nazmanchester

guess one don't have those facilities at home then oO



It's 'doesn't', not 'don't..

Yes I do, if you're referring to me (apart from the hardcore coffee). But it's not free!

I'll get my coat..

Edited by: "firstofficer" 22nd Oct 2016

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MarkieMark92

Just because there is free sky TV, comfy sofas and free tea and coffee … Just because there is free sky TV, comfy sofas and free tea and coffee going doesn't mean you should go and sit down having it all! My neighbour probably has the same but I can't go knocking on there door walk in and start watching there sky with a free tea or coffee X)



But this is excellent coffee and all sky channels are included in the deal ..
Edited by: "firstofficer" 22nd Oct 2016

This is hilarious....heat given

Good idea for kids holidays.

I take the kids once a month, they have lego to play with as well so it saves me buying it as it can be rather expensive.
I can leave the kids in the showroom and take a car for a pretend test drive, never been challenged yet.

MarkieMark92

Just because there is free sky TV, comfy sofas and free tea and coffee … Just because there is free sky TV, comfy sofas and free tea and coffee going doesn't mean you should go and sit down having it all! My neighbour probably has the same but I can't go knocking on there door walk in and start watching there sky with a free tea or coffee X)



Cant see the reason why you cant go around there ,im next door every day

Free Coffee/Tea and 'freeview' TV at all the qwikfits..

Mercedes are legendary for their pork pies, apparently that is why Lewis Hamilton signed.

The S-class has a unique leather steering wheel which does not show up greasy fingerprints.

Heat, as it made me smile.
Can just imagine Merc and Landover dealers all being inundated with people from HUKd after the free tea and biscuits today. Might get the family together and take a trip to Merc this afternoon for afternoon tea
Edited by: "goldy12" 22nd Oct 2016

MarkieMark92

Just because there is free sky TV, comfy sofas and free tea and coffee … Just because there is free sky TV, comfy sofas and free tea and coffee going doesn't mean you should go and sit down having it all! My neighbour probably has the same but I can't go knocking on there door walk in and start watching there sky with a free tea or coffee X)


* their door, their SKY.

sohi

Good idea for kids holidays.


*kid's or kids'.

therocksays

Cant see the reason why you cant go around there ,im next door every day … Cant see the reason why you cant go around there ,im next door every day


*Can't.

let's round up the kids and have a fun free day put

Great thread this, much love from two bored van drivers now on the hunt for a mercedes showroom

How Dare Mercedes dealers stoop soooo low as to pull in the riff raff off the streets ....i for one am appalled....:|... ...." Rather have the cheese n onion if theres any left please and a pork pie John" "of course im interested in the new Sports Coupe John".....

Great idea for a date!

boostii

Mercedes are legendary for their pork pies, apparently that is why Lewis … Mercedes are legendary for their pork pies, apparently that is why Lewis Hamilton signed. The S-class has a unique leather steering wheel which does not show up greasy fingerprints.


You're confusing pork pies with porkie pies.

firstofficer

I'll get my coat..



I think you'll need it as it's going to get very cold very quickly!

Heat from me, Costa coffee is to expensive (_;)

Banned

firstofficer

But this is excellent coffee and all sky channels are included in the … But this is excellent coffee and all sky channels are included in the deal ..


Hmmmm maybe I might pop down and put some red hot tv on I'm sure they wouldn't mind me sat down watching some hard core porn while eating some cakes and drinking some coffee.... if all the channels are included

Master G

*kid's or kids'.



Both can't discriminate these days.

goldy12

Both can't discriminate these days.


It wasn't a question goldy12. Otherwise it would have ended with a ? Just pointing out the only two correct options to Sohi.

But is the TV 4K 10bit panel? Is the coffee ethically sourced fairtrade? Cup,Mugs,bone china or plastic cups? Did take the Alfa for the BMW offer of the free car wash that was posted here while back but apparently it was only for BMW owners, pure discrimination I say.
Edited by: "cecilmcroberts" 22nd Oct 2016

I like to take my lad up BMW - he has drinks and snacks, climbs in and out cars and generally hacks the staff off - love it

What I do is go in and set my favourite movies to record. Then the next day I go back and watch them.
Last week it was all 3 Lord of the rings films in a row. I had to split star wars up over 2 solid days!
the looks I got when I asked if they had popcorn.

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fireman1

What I do is go in and set my favourite movies to record. Then the next … What I do is go in and set my favourite movies to record. Then the next day I go back and watch them.Last week it was all 3 Lord of the rings films in a row. I had to split star wars up over 2 solid days! the looks I got when I asked if they had popcorn.



I've heard in some cases they've even started to provide nachos with melted cheese and jalapeños...

I'll get my coat..

Hot from me, the little ones love a (free) afernoon out clambering around cars!

Other quality, free trips out for the kids include...

Pets at home (AKA the zoo)
Halfords is great for bike rides (usually located next to the zoo)





Banned

firstofficer

I've heard in some cases they've even started to provide nachos with … I've heard in some cases they've even started to provide nachos with melted cheese and jalapeños... I'll get my coat..


I'm not too sure if this "I'll get my coat" is some kind of euphemism or something.....

haven't voted either way but the comments are hilarious.

I have heard of people living near airports with a interconnecting train (LGW ,BHX) etc taking kids for a fun ride in the trains .

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ukdoctor

I have heard of people living near airports with a interconnecting train … I have heard of people living near airports with a interconnecting train (LGW ,BHX) etc taking kids for a fun ride in the trains .



and...??

I have sky TV and coffee at home plus I don't have to drive around looking for my nearest dealer. I'll get my coat
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