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FUGLY - Nissan Juke Visia - 1.6 no deposit 3 years - £150.19 per month - £5706 @ Yes Lease
FUGLY - Nissan Juke Visia - 1.6 no deposit 3 years - £150.19 per month - £5706 @ Yes Lease

FUGLY - Nissan Juke Visia - 1.6 no deposit 3 years - £150.19 per month - £5706 @ Yes Lease

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Ok, lease = cold + Juke = cold.

But this is no deposit 3 years new car £150 a month.

Nissan Juke Hatchback 1.6 Visia 5dr

Personal Lease Deal

Just £150.19

Per month, including VAT

Personal contract hire

Contract term: 36 months

Rental profile: 1 + 35

Annual mileage: 10,000

Production status: Current model

CO2 band : E (131-140 g/km)

Top comments

A worthy upgrade for any Fiat Multipla fan
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00842/motoring-graphics-2_842469a.jpg

is this some sort of juke?

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Luke4efc

Still don't get the point of these. £5400 for a butt ugly car that you … Still don't get the point of these. £5400 for a butt ugly car that you don't even get to keep at the end of it. Why you would do this instead of just buying a used one for a couple grand more I don't know...



Repair bills, MOTs, breakdowns, new exhausts, new tyres, higher road tax, lower equipment, lower safety worse fuel economy etc

Depreciation, car worth buttons when you pay off the loan, trade ins, we buy any car, no warranty, dodgy motors

Edited by: "scottishpunter" 13th May

haritori

Might be ugly but these sell like hotcakes.. seems a lot of women like … Might be ugly but these sell like hotcakes.. seems a lot of women like them. the refresh is said to be based on this


I have a crisp £10 note that says it looks nothing like that when launched, pretty much like every 'artists impression' every released on 15" wheels....
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And it's still going cold - hard audience in tonight unfortunately OP....
Edited by: "Bilbo1968" 12th May

Hot, there u go!!

have some pity heat

I wish I could drive

No deposit and 150 a month. Surely a good deal for someone. Heat given
Edited by: "balsingh458" 12th May

+£300 processing fee.

Still cheap though.

Fugly indeed but a damned good deal.

£156 per month on a 1+24

My local Nissan main dealer call these a 'Nissan Joke'. Good lease deal though if you really must have this model.

An ugly car make it a hard sale

There's a revised model due out this year so this might explain why there are good deals on the current and end of run model?

is this some sort of juke?

Might be ugly but these sell like hotcakes.. seems a lot of women like them. the refresh is said to be based on this
http://cdn1.carbuyer.co.uk/sites/carbuyer_d7/files/styles/16x9_720/public/2017/03/1072870_137231_10_5_0.jpg?itok=tjq4BqtU

Edited by: "haritori" 13th May

haritori

Might be ugly but these sell like hotcakes.. seems a lot of women like … Might be ugly but these sell like hotcakes.. seems a lot of women like them. the refresh is said to be based on this


I have a crisp £10 note that says it looks nothing like that when launched, pretty much like every 'artists impression' every released on 15" wheels....

W_D_G

I have a crisp £10 note that says it looks nothing like that when … I have a crisp £10 note that says it looks nothing like that when launched, pretty much like every 'artists impression' every released on 15" wheels....


This is more like how it will be in reality:
http://cdn1.autoexpress.co.uk/sites/autoexpressuk/files/styles/gallery_adv/public/2016/07/nissan_juke_-_front_watermarked.jpg?itok=3GCgGedyhttp://cdn1.autoexpress.co.uk/sites/autoexpressuk/files/styles/gallery_adv/public/2016/07/nissan_juke_-_rear_watermarked.jpg?itok=r_nqiuef
Edited by: "BargainMad" 13th May

Great car to drive with loads of standard kit. Averages 56mpg. Love them or hate them they're very popular (mainly with females admittedly).

This pales in comparison to the CH-R

Heat, Nissan is a good motor and a new car for that price!! Ok it is fugly!! Heat

Gowlande

Given the size and worth of the company I would not sure I would trust a … Given the size and worth of the company I would not sure I would trust a 3 year lease with them, they have only existed for 3. Also why trust a site without who.is guard. https://www.duedil.com/company/gb/08734869/yes-lease-limitedhttps://who.is/whois/yes.lease



They simply broker the deal. Your lease will be with a finance house.

Supercharge_Me

This pales in comparison to the CH-R


Yeah but the CH-R is a hell of a lot more money.

Fog lights permanently on as standard. What is it about Juke drivers having fogs on when it's sunny?

queenieburns

Heat, Nissan is a good motor and a new car for that price!! Ok it is … Heat, Nissan is a good motor and a new car for that price!! Ok it is fugly!! Heat



Your Nissan comment belongs in the 90s and early 2000s. I had both an N15 and N16 Almera covering 12 years of trouble free motoring. Wouldn't buy a Renault-Nissan now.

Gowlande

Given the size and worth of the company I would not sure I would trust a … Given the size and worth of the company I would not sure I would trust a 3 year lease with them, they have only existed for 3. Also why trust a site without who.is guard. https://www.duedil.com/company/gb/08734869/yes-lease-limitedhttps://who.is/whois/yes.lease



Why would privacy protection make a company more trustworthy? So you can't find out their details? They're trying to hide something? It just sounds like you're trying to sound clever because you've once purchased a domain name when in reality you're not really that sure what you're talking about.

A worthy upgrade for any Fiat Multipla fan
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00842/motoring-graphics-2_842469a.jpg

When I did formula student, Nissan were sponsoring the event. They teamed up with ministry of sound and created two jukeboxes. Passenger seat removed and filled with amps, boot filled with speakers. Sat them out and do controlled them with iPad and had a good old shindig

Do you keep the car after the 3 years?

mastersmithson

Do you keep the car after the 3 years?


No, it's a brand new car, unless you pay the difference.

Zandana

When I did formula student, Nissan were sponsoring the event. They teamed … When I did formula student, Nissan were sponsoring the event. They teamed up with ministry of sound and created two jukeboxes. Passenger seat removed and filled with amps, boot filled with speakers. Sat them out and do controlled them with iPad and had a good old shindig


Cool story, bro!

SpamJavelin

Yeah but the CH-R is a hell of a lot more money.



​and a lot newer

Zandana

When I did formula student, Nissan were sponsoring the event. They teamed … When I did formula student, Nissan were sponsoring the event. They teamed up with ministry of sound and created two jukeboxes. Passenger seat removed and filled with amps, boot filled with speakers. Sat them out and do controlled them with iPad and had a good old shindig



Good for you....

Zandana

When I did formula student, Nissan were sponsoring the event. They teamed … When I did formula student, Nissan were sponsoring the event. They teamed up with ministry of sound and created two jukeboxes. Passenger seat removed and filled with amps, boot filled with speakers. Sat them out and do controlled them with iPad and had a good old shindig



Unless you did that before 2012, it was not the debut of the "JukeBox" concept:

[ youtube.com/wat…QKc ]

Not sure about this deal, you can get 29% off a new juke with online brokers at the moment, I think the connect version is 12800 on gbcars - would it be worth 7k in three years is the question I guess...

Gowlande

Given the size and worth of the company I would not sure I would trust a … Given the size and worth of the company I would not sure I would trust a 3 year lease with them, they have only existed for 3. Also why trust a site without who.is guard. https://www.duedil.com/company/gb/08734869/yes-lease-limitedhttps://who.is/whois/yes.lease



​Once you have taken up the deal they no longer have any involvement with you, it is between you the manufacturer and the finance company, so your comment is nonsense

Entry level model so the spec will be basic.

I drive a nissan juke tekna spec. As for the person who said it averages 56mpg. Never believe what the sales literature says.

I have had one for two years and its closer to 40mpg. That being said its a good driving position and the rides not too bumpy.

Its a love or hate car, not everyone will like the way it looks but the sales figures speak for themselves. It is one of the best selling cars in the category.

Good price even if it is outgoing model - pity there's not any similar deals on the outgoing fiesta auto though that my wife wants

Zandana

When I did formula student, Nissan were sponsoring the event. They teamed … When I did formula student, Nissan were sponsoring the event. They teamed up with ministry of sound and created two jukeboxes. Passenger seat removed and filled with amps, boot filled with speakers. Sat them out and do controlled them with iPad and had a good old shindig


could you explain that in english?

tamboss

could you explain that in english?


I think what's he's saying is basically, Nissan turned a Juke into a Joke by putting speakers and an amp in it for some students party. They controlled the 'music' from an iPad.

Sry voted cold accidentally. This is a good deal over 3 years.

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