Full Lancelot body armour - £1099 new lower 2016 price (Theknightshop.co.uk)
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Full Lancelot body armour - £1099 new lower 2016 price (Theknightshop.co.uk)

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Found 30th Jul 2016
This very popular suit reached a sweltering 1620 degrees a few year back..
so here it is again at a new lower price for summer 2016

Full body armour.
Great for parties, business meetings, gardening, down the gym, or just lazing around the house.

Be the envy of your friends in polished steel attire. Sword not included.
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What on earth??
miketraves

Sword not included.


Cold
Any good for S&M?
Standard Saturday night out
Also good for the zombie apocalypse - have heat
Just the sort of thing that is essential when I go to my local Wetherspoons.
role play on a whole new level
miketraves

Great for the gym



http://i.imgur.com/B3IZncu.gif
Great for scaring Germans. Like in bedknobs and broomsticks.
Unless you are very lucky it won't be very comfortable. Armour has to be made for the individual. It ain't like wearing your jeans a bit too tight
I've always wanted to impregnate a women while wearing a full suit of armour.
chapchap

I've always wanted to impregnate a women while wearing a full suit of … I've always wanted to impregnate a women while wearing a full suit of armour.


I believe you will continue waiting
chapchap

I've always wanted to impregnate a women while wearing a full suit of … I've always wanted to impregnate a women while wearing a full suit of armour.



Let me don my stainless steel skullcap and see what I can do...
chapchap

I've always wanted to impregnate a women while wearing a full suit of … I've always wanted to impregnate a women while wearing a full suit of armour.


"But I was wearing protection!"

Love it!
Heat, though suits of armour always remind me of bill and ted now lol:

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bill-and-ted-3-sequel.gif
you nearly had me but I'm not buying it without the sword? you must be mad!
I'm ordering perfect for when I say no to the wife
chapchap

I've always wanted to impregnate a women while wearing a full suit of … I've always wanted to impregnate a women while wearing a full suit of armour.



We all like a challenge but, It's a lot easier if she's naked I assure you..
Once a King always a King...
But twice a Knight is enough !
Cheap at half the price.

Should be available on the HNS. Great contraception for the young, brings a new concept into the words "chastity belt".
I know why the price is being reduced...

The knights are drawing in now
decepticon_shadow

Great for scaring Germans. Like in bedknobs and broomsticks.



​Taguna macoitees tracoorum satisteee..
Last time i used them they used way too much starch.
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If we all dressed in this there would be no racism. As its far to difficult for people to realise that we are wearing different coloured armor at the moment
nicmall

​Taguna macoitees tracoorum satisteee..



You had me at Taguna... such an old romantic!!​
HEAT added. Ordered, will look fantastic in my hallway!
Much better than a suit for working!!!!
Not just for the gym.
I would consider it mandatory for any Pokemon GO player (pokeball) (pokemon) (pokeball)
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Edited by: "Greenwichero" 31st Jul 2016
stuarthanley

Any good for S&M?



Marks and Spencer's would go mad if you turned up in one of these dude
Will it stop a Zombie bite? If so then heat as I need 6.
Warning!!
Not suitable for swimming, ( I won't try that again).
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It's a Steel at that price !
bharak

HOTIf we all dressed in this there would be no racism. As its far to … HOTIf we all dressed in this there would be no racism. As its far to difficult for people to realise that we are wearing different coloured armor at the moment



I'm not sure that works - anyone recall the crusades?
great for political debates
Wtf who would buy this
Kmcmahail

Wtf who would buy this


who is who the f@@k who? or are you an owl?
Hot for those gimps in the England support that go dressed as bomber pilots and knights of the round table.
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