Full Lancelot body armour (Theknightshop.co.uk) for £1,250
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Full Lancelot body armour (Theknightshop.co.uk) for £1,250

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Found 13th Aug 2012
Full body armour.
Great for parties, business meetings, gardening, down the gym, or just lazing around the house.

Be the envy of your friends in polished steel attire.

£750 off RRP. Sword not included.

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This is second on my millionaires list !!! right after becoming a millionaire !!!

You can buy a sword from elsewhere on the site for a small additional fee!
oO

what a steel!! thank you im here all knight

I see they sell battle axes as well. Just a shame I already have one at home.

And on that note...


...Good knight...

Banned

"Does not include sword"

Shame

Original Poster

JP1993

"Does not include sword"Shame



I agree, a sword should be thrown in.

Maybe not thrown in, rather placed in gently, unless you've put the armour on first.

Yay been looking for an outfit for when I sit in my Game of thrones chair I bought from firebox thanks op

Wish I was a Premier League Footballer or elsewise rich, I'd love 2 be able to waste money on something like this!

Is this dishwasher safe?

kylewalker

what a steel!! thank you im here all knight



We're guaranteed a good time with you at the helm, so I won't bother throwing down the gauntlet.

or just lazing around the house.



Best thing I've ever read.

"Ni"

Urrmm..Why were you looking for body armour?

There's a shop for knights?

bed nobs and broom sticks

No sword, no sale.

DAMAGED - Medieval Padlock

Lock mechanism does not open. Recommended for ornamental use only

hmmmmm...... not sure about this company

Do I still have to wear underpants with this?

might be worth a bit in scrap metal after quidco pays out X)

Thanks, just bought 2000 of these.

BRB off to invade London

Mallinersha

Thanks, just bought 2000 of these.BRB off to invade London



watch out for G4S!!

Mallinersha

Thanks, just bought 2000 of these.BRB off to invade London



Might have came in handy for some this time last year!

came in handy is not an option in these suits

Banned

Mallinersha

Thanks, just bought 2000 of these.BRB off to invade London


This is something I would totally be up for srs

This maybe useful for when were over run by zombies

Original Poster

Taksim_Red

Do I still have to wear underpants with this?



Haha. Raat love, I'm off t Lidl in mi suit. Dunt need aneh wangers do a?

Now all we need is costumes for the rest of the pieces and boom...HUKD Human Chess!

This maybe useful for when were over run by zombies

They also do this marvellous suit for alcoholics with a hole in their chest - apparently it's a "Great conversation piece!".

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Edited by: "Ivanhoe____" 14th Aug 2012

Joust a minute, armour gonna let you finish…

thatscheap

[quote=Mallinersha]Thanks, just bought 2000 of these.BRB off to invade … [quote=Mallinersha]Thanks, just bought 2000 of these.BRB off to invade London

watch out for G4S!![/quote]

All four of the donuts! oO


Edited by: "markq" 14th Aug 2012

lol i thought this might be from miketraves, i remember the sheep
hotukdeals.com/dea…960
that was a good one lol
its night time right now btw... ha! X)

Do they sell cod pieces as conversation pieces as well?

Something something knight something cod piece something something sword something weapon

CAUTION:

Avoid contact with large magnetic objects whilst wearing suit.

...what if you've got it on and need the bathroom pronto?

I'm getting constant chain-mails about this deal from some helmet I know. Told him my inbox was too full and it wasn't fair, maiden promise never to email me again.
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