Gift of Nothing : For the person that has everything! £2.99 @ FMAG
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Gift of Nothing : For the person that has everything! £2.99 @ FMAG

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Found 1st Dec 2009
What do you get for someone who has everything? What about the Gift of Nothing! That's right, nadda, zilch, zip, zero, diddly squat could be winging it's way to you in the post right now!

Excited? Experience Nothing in all it's simplistic, anti-climax glory and hope that next year, you get a lump of coal at least. Show the kids of today what it used to be like when you were a kid "You'd be lucky if you got an orange and stick with a face painted on it"..."When I was a kid, we got a pet rock and a kick in the teeth..." Nothing is a gift to be treasured. It is guaranteed to do absolutely nothing, all of the time! Get a Gift of Nothing, a present perfect for any occasion. Whether you are looking for that special nothing for Christmas, Birthday or Valentine's Day (not recommended if you want to continue with the relationship), Nothing is the ideal gift.

28 Comments

This is worse than the bag of crap

Yeah Right , You Spend Your Money To Give Nothing . Why Not Just Give Nothing ????????

Cold Cold Cold .

This is just a waste of money
cold.

Stupid... and I bet people actually buy it.

EDIT: Also, it's not a deal. Do a quick google search for "nothing", and you will find all manner of things like "Susan Boyle's talent", "X Factor viewers social lives", and "Iraqi weapons of mass destruction."

If I had everything I'd certainly have already dumped friends who would think this is a funny thing to buy.

lol i like it ..........

Pathetic tat!

Top idea.

But £3 for it! If it was something stupid like 50p, then deffo.

Cold as owt!

This should be free then if its nothing lol.

Banned

should be a poundland line at best...

I thinking of buying it for my hubby for christmas, just to see the disapointing look on his face lol You get a 30day money back guarentee so I will send it back when hes opened it and say he was dissatisfied lol

There appears to be a clear spherical object. I might buy one and sue them as they obviously are selling 'something' under the false claim that it is in fact 'nothing'.

nice affiliate link hidden there too...

Yes that's HUKD's cut for running the website and treating us all like morons ;-)

Piash!!!!

My Ex bought me this last christmas...(prob the reason shs my ex) :whistling:

or theres the £2.90 Fart Alert
•The Joke Fart Button is a big bold red funny button that screams out warning phrases of looming farts when you press it!

- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 *FART*...whoops!
- *FART* Woops that one just slipped out!
- *QUIET FART* Ooh, silent but violent!
- Ah, the distinct bouquet...*FART* of ass!
- *FART* Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark!

What a load of ****** crap this is.
I rather chew off my bottom lip and spit at the **** who comes up with this crap than spend a penny on it.
Damn **** ***** stared out my ****** letters so it **** make no **** sense

30 day money back guarantee

Email them saying you recevied nothing in the post and want a refund!

Nah, they'd only say you ordered nothing and got nothing

mod

adriang;7069693

What a load of ****** crap this is.I rather chew off my bottom lip and … What a load of ****** crap this is.I rather chew off my bottom lip and spit at the **** who comes up with this crap than spend a penny on it.Damn **** ***** stared out my ****** letters so it **** make no **** sense



Good job it starred them out otherwise you'd be sent on a short break courtesy of Infraction airlines

andywedge;7069952

Good job it starred them out otherwise you'd be sent on a short break … Good job it starred them out otherwise you'd be sent on a short break courtesy of Infraction airlines

:-D:p:santa:

Just like the the product, this post has nothing in it worthy of any expense in time or money.

You are right, this post does have nothing in it.

Banned

adriang;7069693

What a load of ****** crap this is.I rather chew off my bottom lip and … What a load of ****** crap this is.I rather chew off my bottom lip and spit at the **** who comes up with this crap than spend a penny on it.Damn **** ***** stared out my ****** letters so it **** make no **** sense


lol perfectly good reason why that happens ([SIZE=1] minors ):thumbsup:[/SIZE]

Banned

Lakeside;7069857

Nah, they'd only say you ordered nothing and got nothing


:-D brilliant

andywedge;7069952

Good job it starred them out otherwise you'd be sent on a short break … Good job it starred them out otherwise you'd be sent on a short break courtesy of Infraction airlines



What the ****!

Has anyone bought this? I'm wondering how good the quality is, I don't want nothing to break and ruin Xmas day for the kids.

What kind of warranty is offered?

And why is this being voted cold when there is no nothing more expensive than this nothing?
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