Gotta catch 'em all! Giant STDs Plushies £8.99ea (£12.94 Delivered) @ Firebox
99°Expired

Gotta catch 'em all! Giant STDs Plushies £8.99ea (£12.94 Delivered) @ Firebox

Editor 24
Editor
Found 20th Sep 2016
If you are going to catch an STD, it might as well be soft, stuffed and adorable!

Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to spruce up your bed chamber. At last they're a pleasure to spend the night with – giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling, in a good way.

This is your chance to give and receive 'Herpes' without the cold sores and lifetime of regret, to be riddled with 'Crabs' but without the relentless itching. All the cool kids have them and now you can too!

Chlamydia, Crabs, Herpes, Syphilis and the Clap are all available at the time of posting
Community Updates

Groups

24 Comments
Firebox, how appropriate.
lol
Lol
lol
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Banned
omg
Banned
maybe get this for the office bike
Lol
Original Poster Editor
snowflake75

maybe get this for the office bike



Already has them I would imagine? X)
Posted by a mod, I'm shocked! oO

https://media.firebox.com/product/6473/s15498_column_grid_8/giant-stds-chlamydia_3420.jpg
sti's these days no?
Get them all before they've gonorrhea....
Midjet76

Get them all before they've gonorrhea....



slow Clap...
pmsl.
New low for "novelty gifts" oO

I'm sure words exist for how unbelievably gross this is but they escape me right now.
I had to re read that title, and my eyes didn't deceive me lol Do love a bit of the herpes virus!
kjsav123

New low for "novelty gifts" oOI'm sure words exist for how unbelievably … New low for "novelty gifts" oOI'm sure words exist for how unbelievably gross this is but they escape me right now.



Wart you going on about?
Discharge time 3 days
.
faz1975

sti's these days no?


Yep. We got told that in school.
Cold. Cheaper to buy direct from the company that makes these. Giant Microbes. They have 100's of different options now, from Brain cells to Zika virus and including all the STD options listed here.

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/uk/

£7.95 + £3.11 postage = £11.06 for one of the 'STD' range.
Edited by: "Astec123" 20th Sep 2016
what were you searching for when you came across these lol?
thought this would be a hukd pick by now
you need to pre order Herpes
Most of these are available on Amazon for £7.95 plus p+p (eligible for free Prime delivery).
Post a comment
Avatar
@
    Text