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Handy 18 Pack Lubricated Condoms - Choose from Natural, Ribbed or Flavoured Only 99p @ 99p Stores
Handy 18 Pack Lubricated Condoms - Choose from Natural, Ribbed or Flavoured Only 99p @ 99p Stores

Handy 18 Pack Lubricated Condoms - Choose from Natural, Ribbed or Flavoured Only 99p @ 99p Stores

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Spotted these in the 99p Store of all places, 18 pack of lubricated condoms, in a choice of Natural, Ribbed, and Flavoured, all at, what for it, 99p.Cheaper than a pack of balloons!

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Stay safe, have fun!!

39 Comments

Get in!

Do they have any XXL sizes by any chance?

musicals

Get in!



literally.

right in it!

mamboboy

Do they have any XXL sizes by any chance?



To put over your head??

(Only Kidding, theres always one person who posts the XXL thing in every condom thread)

Brilliant, they should make good balloons for the royal wedding, cheers bud.

mamboboy

Do they have any XXL sizes by any chance?


You are looking for a belt??

ribbed? no need! I follow the top tip from Viz comic and put some frozen peas into the condom before putting it on.

Thanks, these will last me years!!

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mamboboy

Do they have any XXL sizes by any chance?



Sorry, not in the 99p Store, perhaps one of these will do....

http://www.loneleeplanet.com/blogs/loneleeplanet/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/funny_bigcondom.jpg

above lol hot

are these suitable for umm..backdoor action? (_;)

mamboboy

Do they have any XXL sizes by any chance?



Is that for an eXtra eXtra Little size?

Looking at their website, I couldn't decide if these would be found under the 'Let's Do Lunch' section or DIY.
Eventually found them in Partywear.
Edited by: "grantwomack" 28th Apr 2011

In sizes

Small
Medium
and Liar!

if i get pregnant wihle using these will i get my 99p back?

dyanisis1978

if i get pregnant wihle using these will i get my 99p back?



dyanisis1978

if i get pregnant wihle using these will i get my 99p back?



If you bought these from 99p stores I'm afraid your asking for everything you get! lol

Sorry guys, unles you're dipping into dirty holes, I really don't see why people use condoms. I prefer to go for a quality Woman as opposed to cheap rubber. I reckon you'd be better of just getting a rubber doll if you spend money on condoms.

When OP says 'Handy' does he mean solo?

dyanisis1978

if i get pregnant wihle using these will i get my 99p back?



If You get pregnant while using these it will be a Miracle of Biblical proportions, these are meant to be used by men.

So yeah, I thought this said hand lubricated, heat anyway though

speculatrix

ribbed? no need! I follow the top tip from Viz comic and put some frozen … ribbed? no need! I follow the top tip from Viz comic and put some frozen peas into the condom before putting it on.


assuming its all over in 3 minutes before the peas defrost?

HAL2000

Sorry, not in the 99p Store, perhaps one of these will do....



WOW, look at that...

...the snow is really coming down quite heavy there.

Serious question, condoms have an expiry date. So what happens if you use them after the exp date? Does it make your knob sick or something?

bargain surfer

Serious question, condoms have an expiry date. So what happens if you use … Serious question, condoms have an expiry date. So what happens if you use them after the exp date? Does it make your knob sick or something?



Serious answer, they're made of rubber so the rubber could start to deteriorate, meeaning they might split easier and therefore be not as effective.

Cheap condoms are not always a good thing (especially for those of us with very sensitive skin or latex allergies and the like!) BUT they're always better then none at all. I won't be buying any (have you seen the price of thrush treatments these days?) but heat added because if people are safer using them then that's a winner in my book.

Banned

Why are the condoms flavoured? Do Vagina's have taste buds?

imagine the guy above using frozen peas and you begin to make a picture

bargain surfer

Serious question, condoms have an expiry date. So what happens if you use … Serious question, condoms have an expiry date. So what happens if you use them after the exp date? Does it make your knob sick or something?



I just sat here for about 5 minutes laughing at this. Ahaha lmao!

Banned

Tequila

are these suitable for umm..backdoor action? (_;)



Depends if your back door is UPVC or wood, obviously with the wooden style of door a splinter may tear the rubber.

Adnan786

Why are the condoms flavoured? Do Vagina's have taste buds?


They are good for oral action

noddle36

Is that for an eXtra eXtra Little size?



The technical term is "Thimble" i belive (NOT that i would know personally )

i prefer the pill...no need for condoms then (long term relationship).

get a better feel.
Edited by: "sexysue" 29th Apr 2011

18 is a brilliant number for me, im married and already have kids. My youngest is nearly 1 so these will keep me wrapped up until hes 18.

Ahhh, i love married life.

As long as they ain't mint flavoured (the mints with the holes)...you should be SAFE....lol:p

dont know why people bother with these horrid things

So for warranty claims do you need to return the contents in the original packaging like you do with food and such like?

wonkydonky

dont know why people bother with these horrid things



I hear they're quite good and stopping deadly diseases from ravaging the world along with a few other useful side effects.

sexysue

i prefer the pill...no need for condoms then (long term relationship).get … i prefer the pill...no need for condoms then (long term relationship).get a better feel.



What do you mean 'no need for condoms'? How naieve are you? The pill does NOT protect against any sexually transmitted infections.

Banned

But she specifically wrote "long term relationship", hence there should NOT be a risk of STI's, unless any of them are playing away.
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