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Haynes Owners Workshop Manual - Sex (Book) - £1 Instore @ Poundland
Haynes Owners Workshop Manual - Sex (Book) - £1 Instore @ Poundland

Haynes Owners Workshop Manual - Sex (Book) - £1 Instore @ Poundland

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Haynes, the famous car manual people, have branched out

A fun gift for someone who has a sense of humour

Cant go wrong for a squid

Lots left in Salford Poundland

56 Comments

If its anything like the car manuals, ill be more confused after reading this than before

Original Poster

Ha, no need to vote cold, it has good reviews on amazon

I never understand the diagrams, especially when they expand your nuts.

Original Poster

Your text here

They look pretty simple to me lol

Original Poster

http://cache-02.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2008/01/Haynes_Sex.jpg

Do I need any tools to go with this manual?

Apparently I need a spanner to tighten my nuts?

FTCom

Do I need any tools to go with this manual?


just the wife/girlfriend or both?
Edited by: "jacksprout" 13th Apr 2011

Original Poster

A spanner should do lol

Lesson 1 in any car manual is having a peek from underneath and checking for leaks..........
Edited by: "Kanedaaaaaa" 13th Apr 2011

it helped me out on a rear shunt!

As with all Haynes manuals, it stresses that regular servicing and fluid top up's are essential.

how not to get caught up someones back-end

Is there a section on fanny belts?

Do you need to lube the dipstick prior to using the manual?

The last thing they want to sell in Salford is a guide to having sex

Remember to disconnect the battery negative lead before starting work.

urbans01

As with all Haynes manuals, it stresses that regular servicing and fluid … As with all Haynes manuals, it stresses that regular servicing and fluid top up's are essential.



Especially true if you've picked up an old banger.

No mention of the joy of airbags in this manual though...

Will it tell me what to do with my Big End!!! or in some of you HUKD members cases Little End.

Alex Foley does the foreword. He tells you how to deal with a banana in the tailpipe.

just the job as ive just rear ended someone

I ain't falling for no banana in the tailpipe

Duelling Duck

Alex Foley does the foreword. He tells you how to deal with a banana in … Alex Foley does the foreword. He tells you how to deal with a banana in the tailpipe.


WTF is Alex Foley lol

The SEX Manual contains:

* Step-by-step instructions for safer and more enjoyable sex
* Unique advice on sex in cars, backed up by real-life stories
* Written from hands-on experience by a well-known healthcare professional
* Colour fault finding charts for fast diagnosis of sex-related conditions

The fact that Salford have loads left on the shelves hasn't left people questioning????

Hmmm, one for my missus. She is forever putting the old gearstick into 5th straight from 1st when the engine has barely warmed up.

heat

Looks like i'll have to break out the Long Extension on my Ratchet.
Go on ask... whats a Ratchet??.........Slightly Bigger than a Mouseshit.........(_;)

No good to me, dont cover the 1968 fatbitch auto diesel.

Groaver

Hmmm, one for my missus. She is forever putting the old gearstick into … Hmmm, one for my missus. She is forever putting the old gearstick into 5th straight from 1st when the engine has barely warmed up.heat



To be fair it's not just women, my missus is always complaining that i don't indicate when pulling out.

great! My heads just blown, this should do the job.

Someone bashed in my back doors the other day. Would this help me?

centaurandrew

Someone bashed in my back doors the other day. Would this help me?


Just stick sum lubricant on there and your good to use it again lol

a few weeks ago, my mum cleared under my bed I have at her house and just left this in the middle. ooooooooops.

Lakeside

WTF is Alex Foley lol


"Beverly Hills Cop"

will check later for blowing exhaust lol

speed007

"Beverly Hills Cop"


Ah, is he related to Axel Foley from Beverly Hills Cop?



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Edited by: "Lakeside" 13th Apr 2011

inb4 the woooshh

Does it cover you if piston broke ? also covers big ends X)

Be very careful... Classic Haynes advice: "Refitting is the reverse of removal"!!!!
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