Haynes The Sex Manual £1 (Poundland)
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Haynes The Sex Manual £1 (Poundland)

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Found 18th Jun 2010Made hot 18th Jun 2010
£1 in Poundland.

The Sex Manual: The Practical Step-by-step Guide to Sexual Health and Enjoyment (Hardcover).

Sex and cars have been inextricably linked for years - it must be something to do with pistons - so what more logical than a sex manual from Haynes? Along the same lines as the successful Man and Baby Manuals, the Haynes Sex Manual offers down-to-earth advice (but no step-by-step photos this time) on all possible health and recreational aspects of the popular pastime. Dr Ian Banks style is as robust and realistic as usual, with his experience as medical adviser to The Good Sex Guide Late on television turned to good account. Following the tried and tested Haynes formula, there are detailed explanation of how the relevant parts of the male and female bodies work and fit together, what happens if they don't and what can be done to put things right. Technical illustrations in the familiar Haynes style are complemented by cartoons from Jim Campbell. There is also a light-hearted look at what sexual positions are achievable in particular models of car, called Carma Sutra.

44 Comments

So when are Hayne going o be publishing a manaual, on how to get any girl..... you can add rest then?
PMSL

"Men don't read manuals......ever!!"

Mrs Pugw$sh

She's got a nice grip on that gear stick

http://www.sportsbikeshop.co.uk/product_images/rgbhr_4086.jpg

Cheaper than buying a well thumbed second hand copy.....

My big end has just gone !

assembly is the reverse of disassembly

Hell like i need a manual!!

allanamia;8867794

Hell like i need a manual!!



You passed your test in an automatic then?

Just go with the flow, learning by actually trying new things out is the best way.

Ohhhhh... My dicky ticker

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/2188/n3090415522219049.jpg

Manual offers down-to-earth advice (but no step-by-step photos this time)



Awwwww :x

Sir and maddam
i'd like you both to perform a three point turn and emergency stop when your ready.

Does this tell you which oil to use?

CrazyBob;8867884

Does this tell you which oil to use?



10w40 fully synthetic semen. LOL

Sex manual!
How to give a woman a fantastic orgasm.............. who cares!!

rossico;8867992

10w40 fully synthetic semen. LOL



They have 2 litres for £5.50 in Tesco!

booshmoon;8868218

Sex manual!How to give a woman a fantastic orgasm.............. who … Sex manual!How to give a woman a fantastic orgasm.............. who cares!!



Women can have orgasms? :?

They can. Any less than 6 a night my missis is moaning.

whats one of them ?

Banned

booshmoon;8868218

Sex manual!How to give a woman a fantastic orgasm.............. who … Sex manual!How to give a woman a fantastic orgasm.............. who cares!!



The bloke your mrs is seeing behind your back:thumbsup:

richard0000;8868500

They can. Any less than 6 a night my missis is moaning.



OR not.

splatsplatsplat;8868347

Women can have orgasms? :?



You need this book :thumbsup:

HOT.... and sticky.

i would get this if i wouldnt be so embarrassed at the checkout. heat added

Stick it in reverse!!!!!

tinkerbell28;8868660

The bloke your mrs is seeing behind your back:thumbsup:


ROFL

It's a dogging directory FFS.

tinkerbell28;8868660

The bloke your mrs is seeing behind your back:thumbsup:



:-D Nice one!

rossico;8867992

10w40 fully synthetic semen. LOL



Cumming to a Halfords near you soon! :w00t:

twe;8868293

They have 2 litres for £5.50 in Tesco!



That's jacktastic!

billybear;8869718

Cumming to a Halfords near you soon! :w00t:



pmsl do you think they do reservations.
Might have to ask boris becker.He knows all to well about people holding your load for you. LOL

does this manual tell you how to enter through the boot??????? :):):)

rossico;8870162

pmsl do you think they do reservations. Might have to ask boris … pmsl do you think they do reservations. Might have to ask boris becker.He knows all to well about people holding your load for you. LOL



Only in a broom cupboard though! ;-)

I read most of this manual while waiting for my car to be serviced once. Its quite good. For a £1 its really good.

billybear;8869718

Cumming to a Halfords near you soon! :w00t:



Speaking of Halfords....do they do demonstrations in the car park?

does this manual tell you how to enter through the boot???????



Lubricate the lock well, then slowly try to insert something small. If there is any give, try with progressively larger tools, remembering to take your time as undue pressure can result in damage to the mechanism.

Nicely placed furry dice next to that gear stick eh? :thumbsup:

Paulieb;8873406

Speaking of Halfords....do they do demonstrations in the car park?



Yes, Stan Collymore does the demonstrations, but only after 11pm! ;-)

tinkerbell28;8868660

The bloke your mrs is seeing behind your back:thumbsup:



Good - then he can sleep around even MORE than he has been doing already, which he started doing before she even thought of turning into a trollop / backalley ho.
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