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HemoClin Haemorrhoid Relief Gel 45ml 99p @ Chemist-4-U Save 93%
HemoClin Haemorrhoid Relief Gel 45ml 99p @ Chemist-4-U Save 93%

HemoClin Haemorrhoid Relief Gel 45ml 99p @ Chemist-4-U Save 93%

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I know its a bum deal, but a great one, none the less!

HemoClin® Gel provides rapid relief from haemorrhoids, fissures and **** discomforts...

Instant cooling relief from **** discomforts (i.e. irritation, itching, burning, sensitivity)

Treats and prevents **** discomforts.

Prevents haemorrhoids and fissures.

Conditions the skin and supports the natural healing process.

Comfortable and clean application system.

Fragrance free.

No ingredients of animal origin.

Specially designed dosage delivery system for ease of use.

Ingredients: HemoClin® contains 45ml of an all natural, non-toxic gel. The gel is based on the patented bio-active 2QR-complex, which is derived from the Aloe Barbadensis plant.

The way it works: The bio-active gel offers rapid relief from piles, fissures and **** discomforts. The bio-active ingredient, named 2QR, neutralizes harmful microbes, supports the natural healing process and conditions the tissue. HemoClin also provides a strong lubrication to facilitate bowel movements.

Directions for use: Apply in and around the anus before and after each bowel movement. Hemoclin should not be used for longer than 30 continuous days in one treatment period.

38 Comments

+ £3.30 delivery.

Think I'm going to sit this one out.....

"Directions for use: Apply in and around the anus before and after each bowel movement..................................................................................................."

A little too much information there for me !

isnt this stuff meant to be good as a spot cream aswell haha.

you know what you can do with this

stick it up your @*&$

btw is this really a good deal, after all they've still got piles left
Edited by: "flintstone" 8th Dec 2010

what a pain in the ****,,,,,,,

itching to buy this its one hot ass deal.

These were knocked off, thats why they are shifting them out the back door!

Badoom Tish!

OK, I'll get my coat.
Edited by: "msharif911" 8th Dec 2010

at last, some good news for 'Farmers'

Bum deal

ricko

"Directions for use: Apply in and around the anus before and after each … "Directions for use: Apply in and around the anus before and after each bowel movement..................................................................................................."A little too much information there for me !



and now a little bit too much information for everyone who looks at the post...............

I've got piles of this at home

sunkissed

isnt this stuff meant to be good as a spot cream aswell haha.



Not spots - reducing bags under your eyes - never tried it myself but I'm reliably assured it's very effective!

(I LOVE deals like this just for the comments.... the standard is priceless!!!)

LMAO @ YOU ALL X)

I tried this stuff once but it was useless. Might as well have shoved it up my @rse for all the good it did me.

Just noticed that chemist-4-u are selling this on ebay too for £3.95 and free delivery with a buy it now or offers....cheaper if you only need one tube.
Edited by: "love2save" 8th Dec 2010

I just googled 'fissure' Damn!!! bet that is quite sore!

I have a better deal.... eat sprouts and have soft poo

Hot deal - you can be sure they won't get "behind" on deliveries (_;)

I tried three packs of this stuff, and it was rubbish. It tasted foul, made me feel sick, and did nothing for my @rse grapes!!

(I will definitely get my coat...apologies all round folks!)

Fire in the hole

These should be given as a free gift at every curry take-away!

these jokes are terrible.

Anything for teh Auld "Dukes of Argyles" has got teh be good!:p

Original Poster

Love the gags, making me chuckle. Keep them coming. Free pile for the winner

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

I did not want to give this product a star, but Amazon made me. Before using the product I read the instructions and was impressed that it was all natural. I used it 3 times. The first time after using the stated dose and within a couple of minutes I need to go to the toilet it was terrible and very painful,So I thought that it was probably something I had eaten. The second time I used it the same thing happened and the third time I was in such a state that my boss though I was seriously ill I was very pale and shaking, because of my very painful experience in the bathroom. I bought the product from Boots and the chemist was kind enough to give me a full refund, I will be writing to the company who make Hemoclin to let them know of my experience. I m not saying that this product doesn't work it just didn't work for me.

This stuff it dangerous be careful you don't get it on any areas close by. If you get it on your family jewels, I know someone who did and it wrecked-um.

Anyone thinking of getting this to help with wrinkles and bags under the eyes, it won't work. It's only Prep H that does that. Ingredients are different.

Tightmartin

This stuff it dangerous be careful you don't get it on any areas close … This stuff it dangerous be careful you don't get it on any areas close by. If you get it on your family jewels, I know someone who did and it wrecked-um.



X)

Banned

Bought a couple for the missus for Xmas.

Just need something to tidy up her loosely packed kebab now.

A good deal, on the whole

In the wise words on the legend Jim Royle "HAEMORRHOID CREAM? MY ****!!!! LOL LOL LOL

comments almost as bad as when there were a huge amount of condoms for sale lol...

Put your hand up if you like this deal.
. . . or perhaps a finger would be more appropriate?

Tightmartin

This stuff it dangerous be careful you don't get it on any areas close … This stuff it dangerous be careful you don't get it on any areas close by. If you get it on your family jewels, I know someone who did and it wrecked-um.



Wrecked-um, Nearly Killed him ya mean, lol

i wonder if the pillow biters use it before and after.ouch bum deal in my opinion.lol.ive turned my back on this deal.
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