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Disneyland Paris 2-4 nights from £135.00 jan-may £135pp @ Holiday pirates
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Just seen this deal on holiday pirates. Have been looking at a trip away for February half term and this seems to tick all the boxes. If anybody sees anything better let me know? … Read more

£279 a person for 3 nights, 4 adults, 2 children here and only 1 day in the park.. Cold for me.

I like people to help them get through things 🏼

Been quoted £1390 for 2 adults and 3 children for 1 day park and 2 nights traveling 24th March till 27th nowhere near the prices stated above. Averages out to £275 per person from LGW

teh.arn6 h, 38 m ago

I think one day is enough.Went there and was a bit let down with how …I think one day is enough.Went there and was a bit let down with how little there was to do tbh.



teh.arn3 h, 2 m ago

No chance.The place itself looks pretty run down and neglected tbh.I'm …No chance.The place itself looks pretty run down and neglected tbh.I'm just comparing it to other parks and places I've been.It's probably on par with Alton Towers etc.The only places worth spending multiple days at (imo) are the American parks.



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steluca513 m ago

You think Alton Towers is run down? I always found that to be the UK's …You think Alton Towers is run down? I always found that to be the UK's best park. With a small soft spot for Thorpe.I was in Florida over summer, and Disney Paris just before that and I honestly think they each have their own charm. I guess it depends how much you like Disney too and if you like going on stuff multiple times.


Never said Alton Towers was run down.
I was comparing time needed/spent at the attraction.

Can't imagine ever needing more than one day at DL Paris, not unless you had a disability, brought loads of kids with you etc.
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Tasty Turkey Treat: 7nt family 5* holiday from £168pp incl. flights, all inclusive & waterpark @ Holiday pirates
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Found 7th JanFound 7th Jan
Tasty Turkey Treat: 7nt family 5* holiday from £168pp incl. flights, all inclusive & waterpark 16/04-21/04/18

Turkey is perfectly safe for Brits - provided you don't start blogging stuff against the Govt

Nothing like as dangerous a destination as Dubai or others

SJ015 h, 20 m ago

All nonsense, the country is as safe as any.


Good luck with that I am sure many other said that just before a rather loud bang

thomasleep7th Jan

£168 + visa £20 to go to a country that is in an official state of e …£168 + visa £20 to go to a country that is in an official state of emergency following a failed coup hmmmm I suppose if your kids are really bad it is worth a go


All nonsense, the country is as safe as any.

dont be scared

thomasleep8 h, 19 m ago

Good for you, glad you made an informed choice


As per your username; go to sleep, your comments are boring!
Family of 4 Feb half term to cyprus from bristol 1 week holiday £108.28 pp @ Holiday Pirates
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Found 2nd JanFound 2nd Jan
Never seem to get any good local airport deals- found this on holiday pirates: Club St George Resort in Paphos, Cyprus Hotel Price:£37.69 pp Dates:Mon 19 Feb '18 - Mon 26 … Read more

This isn't half term week

Half term in Bristol ends on the 19th

Yeah, good deal if your kids' school actually has its half term during these dates (ours doesn't)

In most parts of the country, half term week is the week before this

Nice find and Cyprus is great but just not warm enough in Feb
British Airways: Direct flights to Dubai from £264 return
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20/02/2018Expires on 20/02/2018Found 20th Dec 2017Found 20th Dec 2017
Direct flights with British Airways Departures from London Heathrow Select dates between January and July , 2018 Meals - Included Hand luggage - Included Checked bags - Included

loofer21st Dec

perhaps we shouldn't imprison people that break our laws here either?Yes …perhaps we shouldn't imprison people that break our laws here either?Yes some of the rules they have there are a bit flippant and mostly catch foreigners out but should we also stop advertising UK as a place to visit, work & study too?


Problem is your post in Dubai might have entitled you to a free prison visit. Dubai is a country where you need to very very careful when visiting.

We don't imprison people that break our laws we take into account that they had a bad upbringing, are socially disadvantaged, got out of bed the wrong side or went to Eton or Rugby, Oxford or Cambridge or had a good solicitor then we tell them that murder, rape etc and mowing down innocent people whilst drunk is naughty

redtomxx22 h, 4 m ago

Free prison visits optional (maybe)


perhaps we shouldn't imprison people that break our laws here either?
Yes some of the rules they have there are a bit flippant and mostly catch foreigners out but should we also stop advertising UK as a place to visit, work & study too?

£10 a pint apparently.. sod that

redtomxx11 h, 1 m ago

Free prison visits optional (maybe)



I was going to say make sure the return date is (very) flexible..
4* Portugal - Algarve Half-board Seaview Holiday 7nts £125pp (2 adults, 1 child free) @ Holiday Pirates
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Found 6th Dec 2017Found 6th Dec 2017
Ahoy pirates! 4* luxury deal for a beach holiday in Portugal. You will be staying at Hotel Sol e Mar , Holiday details: Travel duration: 7 nights (longer or shorter stays pos… Read more

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larry271 m ago

Can you leave the child at home and just travel as two adults?

Well I'd assume so, otherwise just take em in your briefcase..

Can you leave the child at home and just travel as two adults?
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5* Egypt all inclusive holiday 7nts from £358pp - incl. flights, hotel & free room upgrade @ Holiday Pirates
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Found 6th Dec 2017Found 6th Dec 2017
Ahoy pirates! We've spotted this great 5* luxury deal for a beach holiday in Egypt . You will be staying at the Travellers' Choice awarded Concorde Moreen Beach Resort &am… Read more
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Allah Akbar!

There’s a fair Coptic Christian population - there’s pork butchers in Hurghada etc that you can buy pork from. Never had any issues eating it there IF you can find it.

Most hotel problems stem from guests not washing their hands before touching stuff from the buffet (or not using the distinfectant stuff in dispensers that a lot of them put outside the restaurants now days).

waterloo57 m ago

The mods are wronguns my post removed for telling the truth about the …The mods are wronguns my post removed for telling the truth about the paedophiles men , the food poisoning, the thieves the list is so long horrible country.


Maybe they're from egypt????

mazabits10 m ago

[Image] Still under review????Nothing bad here mods.


The mods are wronguns my post removed for telling the truth about the paedophiles men , the food poisoning, the thieves the list is so long horrible country.
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Holiday in Egypt - ha! ha! ha!
Algarve winter getaway from £54pp - 7nts hotel & flights £215.64 4 people Holiday Pirates
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Algarve winter getaway from £54pp - 7nts hotel & flights
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billbobargins10 h, 5 m ago

is that Portimão


Yep. Beautiful Praia da Rocha.
Edited by: "Thar" 15th Nov 2017

Thar1 h, 10 m ago

[Image] Taken last January. I know where I'd rather be...


is that Portimão

nexus766 h, 45 m ago

A week using hand luggage? No chance!


We manage with two adults and one toddler. That's 30kg of luggage in total. We buy our toiletries out there and that's it really. I used to use all of my luggage allowance but now I have realised you can fit so much into a 10kg case that it is more than plenty.

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Taken last January. I know where I'd rather be...

nexus7635 s ago

good for you!!!hooray


Aww thanks mate!
7 night 4* All Inclusive Marrakesh, Morocco inc. flights, transfers & 20kg checked luggage - 8th December - Gatwick - Clubhotel Riu Tikida Palmeraie, 4.5/5 on Trip Advisor - £274.30 pp @ Holiday pirates
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These prices are based on return flights from London Gatwick flying on the 8th December for 7 nights. Works out just over £39 per night each staying all inclusive in a 4* Riu hote… Read more

HOTEL - YES

MARRAKESH - NO

hotel was amazing, staff were amazing, food was lovely and overall loved it.....step outside the grounds however and its a different story...harassed by locals, offensive gestures towards my girlfriend my perverted men, lost count how many times people tried to rip us off/ rob us in the first 10mins of been in Marrakesh center.
Edited by: "daveylad92" 28th Dec 2017

Went here in September was incredible, had a better time than all the 5 star places in turkey i have been recently. highly recommended.

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Ricky3027 h, 56 m ago

Bring some warm clothes[Image]

Genuinely last year's Halloween outfit... Was wondering how I'd ever use it again.

Thanks for the top tip!

Bring some warm clothes

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Any good for a stag do?
Bargain Barcelona: Flights from £5 each way - several UK departures @ Holiday pirates
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Pirates, get yourselves a bargain break to one of Europe's coolest cities with these cheap flights to Barcelona from our Flights Finder. Flights are to El Prat, the main airport of… Read more
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Besford14 h, 9 m ago

Predictable!


You're right. They never got over Franco.

Besford5 h, 2 m ago

Spanish? Have you had a news blackout recently?


Unless OP was entering the country during that half hour or so where Puigdemont illegally declared Barcelona independent, then I think it's still safe to say that Barcelona is part of Spain.

schnide6 h, 42 m ago

Went a month ago, immigration and security was no problem at all.Barcelona …Went a month ago, immigration and security was no problem at all.Barcelona is a fantastic city - would jump all over this if I had the availability. Worth it at ten times the price (which is what I paid then, incidentally).Heat added, nice one OP.

Been twice recently with no problems at all Thanks OP having some of this again

schnide4 h, 0 m ago

It shouldn't come as a shock to you to know that immigration and security …It shouldn't come as a shock to you to know that immigration and security guys/girls are often stroppy because it's their job to be cynical. Them being Spanish has got absolutely nothing to do with it.


Spanish? Have you had a news blackout recently?

tek-monkey4 h, 45 m ago

I don't travel much, but did find their security guys to be right stroppy …I don't travel much, but did find their security guys to be right stroppy gits just because I couldn't understand what one barked at me in Spanish.


Why did he use a 'foreign' language? Do keep up!
Santorini holidays £275pp 7nts 4* hotel, breakfast & flights @ Holiday Pirates
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Found 18th Oct 2017Found 18th Oct 2017
The holiday in Santorini includes your hotel, breakfast each morning, return flights, hand luggage, and ATOL protection. You can add hand luggage and return airport transfers on at… Read more

Went in May , weather very good, Fantastic place , bus easy to use.
Maybe not everything opend in April.

Isn't April too cold to really enjoy the sea?

add another £100 if you want luggage and transfers pp as these deals look good but are never as good as they look at first sight.

Great deal. Always wanted to go here. Booked. Thanks for posting.

This is for April 2018
Early bird Majorca holiday only £183pp - 6-15nts 4* adults only hotel & flights
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Ahoy there, we are seeing some great early bird holidays at really bargain prices and this holiday in Majorca is one of them. For under £200 per person you can stay in a gorgeous a… Read more
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Hot because only a few more £s from Scotland

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I just put the cheapest price because hotuk deals = cheapest price. Next time I will keep in mind all the airports before posting. Thanks

"with return flights included in the price and a variety of departure airports available"

Maybe it should say "This price from Stanstead, a lot dearer from other airports"
Early bird Pula, Croatia holiday £150pp - 4-7nts hotel near the beach & flights @ Holiday pirates
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Holiday details Verudela Beach Duration is 4-7 nights Flights from London Gatwick Example departure date: 1st May 2018 Board basis - self catering Hand luggage ATOL protection Bas… Read more
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Having just come back from Veredela beach I can say it’s quite nice. We went just out of season and we were surprised at just how nice it is. THAT said we think that it’ll be very cramped in the summer months as the beach was cleverly small and seats around the pool appeared limited.
Luxurious Turkey holiday from £196pp - 7nts 5* hotel with private beach, infinity pool & flights @ Holiday Pirates
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Found 16th Oct 2017Found 16th Oct 2017
Ahoy.. check out this gorgeous holiday in Turkey we have come across on our cool holiday finder. You will be staying in a lush 5* hotel with it's very own private beach and infinit… Read more
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Banned

Reviews aren’t great sadly. Long transfer time to hotel.

rogparki3 h, 24 m ago

Thanks for the English Lesson ? You know the one about glass …Thanks for the English Lesson ? You know the one about glass houses, stones and spaces between words? And was the juvenile insult really called for ?

Ooo juvenile insult, splendid comeback. Gosh, my day really has taken a turn for the worse.

Very long transfer time when you land too...that puts me off

SLAMaLAMB6 h, 54 m ago

Good Lord. If you're going to be an anus, atleast learn to use the …Good Lord. If you're going to be an anus, atleast learn to use the appropriate grammar.Good deal Op.



Thanks for the English Lesson ? You know the one about glass houses, stones and spaces between words?

And was the juvenile insult really called for ?

What a terrible description.
No mention of dates, area, hotel name, Where the flights are departing from etc.

Should be rewritten.
Direct flights to NYC from £268rtn: Manchester, Leeds, East Midlands, Glasgow & more
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Pirates, the best way to fly to New York is the nonstop way! If you don't live close to London it can be hard to find direct flights to places like New York, especially ones at rea… Read more
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Four days is plenty in NYC if you just want to shop and see the sites.

Remember with the £ hovering around the $1.30 mark, shopping/entertainment isn't a great bargain anymore.
Prices are roughly the same as here but priced in dollars with sales tax on top and no warranty.
Factor in an extra 10% (pre-tax price) for tips too

flipper1187 h, 40 m ago

In my considered experience, 4 days is more than enough in the big big …In my considered experience, 4 days is more than enough in the big big Apple



And in my considered opinion I did 5 days last time and could go back and easily do a fortnight.

The flights look good, but the cheapest room on Trivago is like £78 a night.

i went for 7 nights, still didnt do loads of stuff but was so worth it, its amazing but expensive. will be going again for sure!

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Rome & Venice: 4 or 6nt break from just £129pp - incl. flights, hotels & train @ Holiday Pirates
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ENU HolidayPirates Search All Deals All Flights Holidays Hotels Cruises Other Search & Book Holidays Flight + Hotel Flights Hotels Car Hire Cruises Holiday Homes … Read more
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nougat15th Oct

Fantastic price. We did this in August this year. stopping off at Bologna …Fantastic price. We did this in August this year. stopping off at Bologna and Modena to visit the Lamborghini factory and the Ferrari Museos. If anyone genuinely is doing this trip I have 3 unused tickets for the Marenello Ferrari Museum valid until Aug 2018. Make sure you get your tickets validated before you get on the train or bus We were fined £150 and ignorance doesnt excuse you


What do you mean by getting your tickets validated?

I thought you just buy tickets, hop on, and stay happy like that?

sorry gave them away

nougat15th Oct

Fantastic price. We did this in August this year. stopping off at Bologna …Fantastic price. We did this in August this year. stopping off at Bologna and Modena to visit the Lamborghini factory and the Ferrari Museos. If anyone genuinely is doing this trip I have 3 unused tickets for the Marenello Ferrari Museum valid until Aug 2018. Make sure you get your tickets validated before you get on the train or bus We were fined £150 and ignorance doesnt excuse you


Hi
i am going in November would t be possible to take them 3 tickets from you?

nougat16 h, 21 m ago

Fantastic price. We did this in August this year. stopping off at Bologna …Fantastic price. We did this in August this year. stopping off at Bologna and Modena to visit the Lamborghini factory and the Ferrari Museos. If anyone genuinely is doing this trip I have 3 unused tickets for the Marenello Ferrari Museum valid until Aug 2018. Make sure you get your tickets validated before you get on the train or bus We were fined £150 and ignorance doesnt excuse you


hi .we are genuinely going and wondering how much for the tickets? Are you on WhatsApp? Or any other way we can contact you? Thanks in advance Phil

Hi nougat. Myself and my 9 year old are doing this trip as he's desperate to see the collesum. I would be interested in the tickets please.
Show deal: 4* Budapest hotel with indoor waterpark & breakfast from £38.50pp (return flights from £37) @ Holiday Pirates
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Pirates, we love finding really cool hotels in Europe so check out this awesome hotel in stunning Budapest that has it's very own aqua park. Rooms at this great hotel are very mode… Read more
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Destard6 h, 5 m ago

What's a pirate's favourite letter?R!What's a pirate's least favourite …What's a pirate's favourite letter?R!What's a pirate's least favourite letter?Dear sir,Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal streaming & downloading.Yours Sincerely, Internet Service Provider.

But his first love will always be the C

What happened to the pirates when the red ship crashed into the Blue ship?
They were marooned

Jules_HT6 h, 46 m ago

I may post up the deal I found for ear-rings for £2 a pair. Great value …I may post up the deal I found for ear-rings for £2 a pair. Great value for a buck an ear..

Surely you meant $2 a pair?

What's a pirate's favourite letter?
R!



What's a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear sir,
Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal streaming & downloading.

Yours Sincerely,
Internet Service Provider.
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The Palm Dubai Family Holiday from £569pp: 4nts incl. 5* resort, half board & flights @ Holiday Pirates
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Ahoy mateys! Check out this unreal early bird offer for Dubai we've unearthed using our holidays finder. You'll stay at the 5* Anantara The Palm Dubai Resort, with your very own p… Read more
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topless women with thongs on jumerah beach women dressed skinperly hookers yes hookers walking down with wealthy men clubs banging music on top of sky scrapers and downtown bars selling alcohol all in Dubai but you know how it is cause you've read a newspaper or two

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Seems an appropriate discussion for this.
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joeboy222 h, 58 m ago

I wouldn't go to Dubai if you paid me. Chance of getting locked up for …I wouldn't go to Dubai if you paid me. Chance of getting locked up for silly things like inadvertantly touching someone, swearing, sharing a room with someone you're not married to or kissing in public ? I read one last month of a guy giving a w@nker sign to someone who cut him up while driving being imprisoned for it. Backward, stupid country.Why even chance it ? Lots of other places to go in the world.

Always worth doing research on the places you want to visit just to in case your chosen lifestyle is not compatible with their ways.

I wouldn't go to Dubai if you paid me.

Chance of getting locked up for silly things like inadvertantly touching someone, swearing, sharing a room with someone you're not married to or kissing in public ? I read one last month of a guy giving a w@nker sign to someone who cut him up while driving being imprisoned for it. Backward, stupid country.

Why even chance it ? Lots of other places to go in the world.

We find Vegas more expensive than Dubai. But as with both destinations, try and find a happy hour .
Or you're paying £10-£15 a drink !
Edited by: "yozzman1234" 13th Oct 2017
Bargain Cyprus winter sun holiday £96pp - 7nts hotel & flights @ Holiday Pirates (12th Dec to 19th Dec - from London Stansted)
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Holiday details Paphiessa Hotel & Apartments Duration is 7 nights Flights from London Stansted Example date: 12/12 - 19/12 Board basis - self catering Hand luggage ATOL protec… Read more
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Been in January it was bit cool some days only reaching about 13c and roads to Troodos blocked with snow
Did eventually got to Troodos well worth visit but bitter cold up there in winter
Very nice place and found people friendly
Great price even in winter quite tempted but dont pack your beach gear
Was many years ago could not get to north as only few years after war with turks
Edited by: "0scar222" 13th Oct 2017

wadz1 h, 2 m ago

Nice deal.I went in July and had a great time.If your interested watch my …Nice deal.I went in July and had a great time.If your interested watch my video:Highlights from Cyprus - July 2017

Enjoyed your video. Very nice.

Thanks

It only 16 to 19 temps average in December, we had that here in the UK the other day . So it's not really warm is it . So great for break , but your still going to be wearing jeans and a light jacket.
Canaries are around 22-23 but obviously more expensive.