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Isn't it common sense?

A few tips:

- Fart in the pic and mix containers. Better that bogies right? At least HUKD's members won't see it, instead of the bogies they claim they can see.

- Walk past the fresh bakery goods and let it out, if the store hasn't opened yet, nobody would have noticed (unless the fragrance absorbs into their bread roll or doughnut and somehow unleashes itself when they take a bite).

- Just do it anyway, the boss will probs join in with blowing off over stock.

- Eat lots of curry the night before, let one rip in the womens toilets, then close the door firmly shut. If you hear the next staff member going vomiting in there you know it's worked.


Top tip.... Fart into a wrapping paper tube... It makes a weird trumpet sound as it reverberates down the pipe!!!


Volume 2 out next week!!!
oooh this book seems amazing to me, and thats why i voted hot hot hot hot hothothothtohot!!!

i trump to and fro on my journey to work, but never pass a molicule of fetid gas once im at my desk, hopefully i can learn some top tips from this.
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Fart your way to the top!
If I was gifted this book, I would put it in our magnificent library at home and file it under "B"........ for "BIN"
oooh this book seems amazing to me, and thats why i voted hot hot hot hot hothothothtohot!!!

i trump to and fro on my journey to work, but never pass a molicule of fetid gas once im at my desk, hopefully i can learn some top tips from this.
Isn't it common sense?

A few tips:

- Fart in the pic and mix containers. Better that bogies right? At least HUKD's members won't see it, instead of the bogies they claim they can see.

- Walk past the fresh bakery goods and let it out, if the store hasn't opened yet, nobody would have noticed (unless the fragrance absorbs into their bread roll or doughnut and somehow unleashes itself when they take a bite).

- Just do it anyway, the boss will probs join in with blowing off over stock.

- Eat lots of curry the night before, let one rip in the womens toilets, then close the door firmly shut. If you hear the next staff member going vomiting in there you know it's worked.


Top tip.... Fart into a wrapping paper tube... It makes a weird trumpet sound as it reverberates down the pipe!!!


Volume 2 out next week!!!
Sparkz2k1620/02/2020 18:54

Isn't it common sense?A few tips:- Fart in the pic and mix containers. …Isn't it common sense?A few tips:- Fart in the pic and mix containers. Better that bogies right? At least HUKD's members won't see it, instead of the bogies they claim they can see.- Walk past the fresh bakery goods and let it out, if the store hasn't opened yet, nobody would have noticed (unless the fragrance absorbs into their bread roll or doughnut and somehow unleashes itself when they take a bite).- Just do it anyway, the boss will probs join in with blowing off over stock.- Eat lots of curry the night before, let one rip in the womens toilets, then close the door firmly shut. If you hear the next staff member going vomiting in there you know it's worked.Top tip.... Fart into a wrapping paper tube... It makes a weird trumpet sound as it reverberates down the pipe!!!Volume 2 out next week!!!


Hilarious, can’t wait for part 2
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MRGRINGO20/02/2020 18:46

If I was gifted this book, I would put it in our magnificent library at …If I was gifted this book, I would put it in our magnificent library at home and file it under "B"........ for "BIN"


flipper11820/02/2020 18:52

oooh this book seems amazing to me, and thats why i voted hot hot hot hot …oooh this book seems amazing to me, and thats why i voted hot hot hot hot hothothothtohot!!!i trump to and fro on my journey to work, but never pass a molicule of fetid gas once im at my desk, hopefully i can learn some top tips from this.


i had to write that, they deleted my first comment
This is the original and best book (by reformed ish bad boy Dougie Brimson) amazon.co.uk/Art…NFI
and just 99p for the e book.
Good for self development(y)
Yeah there's a group that I work with who will learn nothing from this, they let rip at will,in fact I think they force them out, resulting in hilarious laughter all round in their little clique !
Got this for the missus she loved it - very tongue-in-cheek (‿ˠ‿) !!!
Nasty
Do a Deadpool drive by.
Sparkz2k1620/02/2020 18:54

Isn't it common sense?A few tips:- Fart in the pic and mix containers. …Isn't it common sense?A few tips:- Fart in the pic and mix containers. Better that bogies right? At least HUKD's members won't see it, instead of the bogies they claim they can see.- Walk past the fresh bakery goods and let it out, if the store hasn't opened yet, nobody would have noticed (unless the fragrance absorbs into their bread roll or doughnut and somehow unleashes itself when they take a bite).- Just do it anyway, the boss will probs join in with blowing off over stock.- Eat lots of curry the night before, let one rip in the womens toilets, then close the door firmly shut. If you hear the next staff member going vomiting in there you know it's worked.Top tip.... Fart into a wrapping paper tube... It makes a weird trumpet sound as it reverberates down the pipe!!!Volume 2 out next week!!!


You are one sick man my friend.Liked
When with a group of people in a lift, unleash a silent but deadly 1 and get out at the next floor. Someone else will get the blame.
*than. My typos are historic. I legit type the right word, press space and the autocorrect changes it to nonsense.

Half the time I catch it, the other half I don't. Sometimes it changes it mid paragraph. (Just then it did it "sometimes it changes...." Got to the full stop and the useless system changed it to "sometimes it changed"...) Total nightmare
Take a dog to work and blame it for any ill wind...
MadStad187121/02/2020 00:06

When with a group of people in a lift, unleash a silent but deadly 1 and …When with a group of people in a lift, unleash a silent but deadly 1 and get out at the next floor. Someone else will get the blame.



Why should you never fart in lift?------ It’s wrong on so many levels.
Ive been told that the sideways shuffle is the way to go, maybe not MC Hammer style
55derek21/02/2020 09:28

Why should you never fart in lift?------ It’s wrong on so many levels.


MRGRINGO20/02/2020 18:46

If I was gifted this book, I would put it in our magnificent library at …If I was gifted this book, I would put it in our magnificent library at home and file it under "B"........ for "BIN"



Ooh, look at you getting high and mighty with your magnificent library at home, I bet you've coloured every single book in as well haven't you?
Gordinho21/02/2020 19:49

Ooh, look at you getting high and mighty with your magnificent library at …Ooh, look at you getting high and mighty with your magnificent library at home, I bet you've coloured every single book in as well haven't you?


Lol... yeah that's me. Mr library.
I can barely spell my own name. However if I did have a magnificent library it would be mostly full of Viz.
Viz from the 1980's compared to now......

.....no comparison.

....#corporatesellout
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