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Inflatable Wife or Husband now only £4.99 each delivered @ Play.com + Quidco!!
Inflatable Wife or Husband now only £4.99 each delivered @ Play.com + Quidco!!

Inflatable Wife or Husband now only £4.99 each delivered @ Play.com + Quidco!!

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Description
She can't talk...
Can't go shopping...
Spends no money...
Won't crash your car...
Doesn't flirt with other men...
Floats...
Low maintenance for an easy life. Surely the dream woman?

All your friends will like him...
He won't upset your parents...
Always willing to please...
He's not really into his football...
Never breaks wind...
Eternally faithful...
Good listener...
Useful flotation device...surely the perfect man?

32 Comments

Well blow me!

horton_graham;3033923

Well blow me!



I don't think it does that, you have to pay a fair bit more for that model.

Banned

you wait till oDB sees this, all his dreams answered - lol


great stocking filler - lol

Never breaks wind..



A sharp object and we will see...

Banned

webkami;3034112

A sharp object and we will see...



lmfao

We have real ones here cheaper!

scousemicky;3034150

We have real ones here cheaper!



Yeah, but they make a terrible squeeky noise!

withabix;3034210

Yeah, but they make a terrible squeeky noise!



Well what do you want for a quid?

Banned

sassie;3033946

you wait till oDB sees this, all his dreams answered - lolgreat stocking … you wait till oDB sees this, all his dreams answered - lolgreat stocking filler - lol


Pffft...almost...

at least this one has an excuse to lie there all day and do **** all

LOOOOOOOOL

I was seriously considering this but there's no pic of what he looks like erect. :?

hflower;3034548

I was seriously considering this but there's no pic of what he looks like … I was seriously considering this but there's no pic of what he looks like erect. :?



The more you blow the bigger he gets........dont blow to much though, he might explode!

it says you can have a ued one for £7.99 lol

One hubby is more than enough...although this one would a lot less work!

hflower;3034548

I was seriously considering this but there's no pic of what he looks like … I was seriously considering this but there's no pic of what he looks like erect. :?



There's a piccy here, although you might find it a bit of a let down

thepartycentre.co.uk/pro…=26

thepartycentre.co.uk/pro…=26

Before voting this hot I need to know if this is a novelty or adult item. Does anyone know if the female version has a crevice.
advice appreciated.

pcm;3036187

Before voting this hot I need to know if this is a novelty or adult item. … Before voting this hot I need to know if this is a novelty or adult item. Does anyone know if the female version has a crevice.advice appreciated.



From ]Wife it says:

Inflatable Wife Blow up 3ft (packed inside presentation box) Blow up … Inflatable Wife Blow up 3ft (packed inside presentation box) Blow up matching husband also available (no rude bits on these items) makes great secret santa gift

Banned

pcm;3036187

Before voting this hot I need to know if this is a novelty or adult item. … Before voting this hot I need to know if this is a novelty or adult item. Does anyone know if the female version has a crevice.advice appreciated.




LOOOOOOOL

I think its just a novelty item...sorry to disappoint :whistling:

I'm in love , I'll be back in 10 mins . hehe

is this puncture proof or can it take a little pr1ck?

any holes in the female one?

Lol @ the blokes on this thread :roll:

:lol:

tempted to get one for my man to keep him company while i'm at work but i think he'd prefer it over me....

Voted hot just for the laughs this thread has given me

Sent mine back because it kept going down on me.

swafe;3036446

any holes in the female one?






I'm scarred for life after reading this :w00t:

Well I bought one of these, and I'm well angry.

What's caused this, you might ask! And well you might.

Men, be aware, be very aware. This so called 'wife' can't cook. Not even a boiled egg, and let's admit it men, we like a runny boiled egg with soldiers on saturday morning before we mow the lawn (my friend Ellen has something to complain about her 'husband' as well, didn't mow her lawn, and didn't change the oil in her car!). I had to starve on Saturday morning, and I didn't have the energy to mow the lawn. I ended up watching Scraphead Challenge reruns on More 4 ALL DAY. And then there was no dinner. The beer cans didn't get picked up. The cat was looking at me and making the most horrendous mournful noise you have ever heard! I have no idea what it wanted still.

In addition, whilst still a bit more involved than some ladies I've known in the past when it comes to pre-cigar-and-brandy action, I must admit that she didn't make the bed beforehand. Indeed, the bed was unchanged. Luckily, as a man I can take this, and accept and deal with it, but I wondered if this company is shipping mildly depressed wives ...

Oh, and I had a big meeting on Monday, and MY ... SHIRT ... WASN'T ... IRONED. I looked like a tramp. I'm sure this will go down on my appraisal.

However on the bright side, I can now use the car share lane to work.

JeeBeePSB;3036661

Well I bought one of these, and I'm well angry.What's caused this, you … Well I bought one of these, and I'm well angry.What's caused this, you might ask! And well you might.Men, be aware, be very aware. This so called 'wife' can't cook. Not even a boiled egg, and let's admit it men, we like a runny boiled egg with soldiers on saturday morning before we mow the lawn (my friend Ellen has something to complain about her 'husband' as well, didn't mow her lawn, and didn't change the oil in her car!). I had to starve on Saturday morning, and I didn't have the energy to mow the lawn. I ended up watching Scraphead Challenge reruns on More 4 ALL DAY. And then there was no dinner. The beer cans didn't get picked up. The cat was looking at me and making the most horrendous mournful noise you have ever heard! I have no idea what it wanted still.In addition, whilst still a bit more involved than some ladies I've known in the past when it comes to pre-cigar-and-brandy action, I must admit that she didn't make the bed beforehand. Indeed, the bed was unchanged. Luckily, as a man I can take this, and accept and deal with it, but I wondered if this company is shipping mildly depressed wives ...Oh, and I had a big meeting on Monday, and MY ... SHIRT ... WASN'T ... IRONED. I looked like a tramp. I'm sure this will go down on my appraisal.However on the bright side, I can now use the car share lane to work.




Lol, I hope you demanded a refund for the let down

Classic post all the same :thumbsup:

does she go down on you lmao

my god ive been with her already

melted;3036165

There's a piccy here, although you might find it a bit of a let down … There's a piccy here, although you might find it a bit of a let down :)http://www.thepartycentre.co.uk/proddetail.asp?prod=sg268&cat=26http://www.thepartycentre.co.uk/proddetail.asp?prod=s9267&cat=26




my god ive been on a date with her "blussshh"

Those "husbands" & "wives" are just full of hot air. :whistling:

does this have entrance holes in front and back
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