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Jesus action figure £5 @play.com
Jesus action figure £5 @play.com

Jesus action figure £5 @play.com

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5" Jesus action figure. Christ, these are good. Posable arms, for crying to heaven. Floats.

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lol!-get this with one of the mini skateboards for maximum fun

I am waiting for the full set - the pope, the devil and the other guy you can't mention

barky

lol!-get this with one of the mini skateboards for maximum fun

lol - Can you get Christ on a bike?

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BubaMan

lol - Can you get Christ on a bike?



No, unfortunately his legs are not posable. But he can definitely ride a skateboard. He will stand in your bike basket though and give you special powers when you are on your bike. I can honestly say that Jesus has changed my life. Since getting one of these in the post this morning, I have not lost a game of Top Trumps to my four year old son. So far we have played warships, dinosaurs, premier league football and the beano top trumps and I have won every game. And I only needed to cheat twice. Thank you for helping me Jesus. And I haven't even taken him out of the packet yet. He was meant for a secret santa present for an atheist (like I was an hour or so ago) but how can I give him away now?

winstonmanc

No, unfortunately his legs are not posable. But he can definitely ride a … No, unfortunately his legs are not posable. But he can definitely ride a skateboard. He will stand in your bike basket though and give you special powers when you are on your bike. I can honestly say that Jesus has changed my life. Since getting one of these in the post this morning, I have not lost a game of Top Trumps to my four year old son. So far we have played warships, dinosaurs, premier league football and the beano top trumps and I have won every game. And I only needed to cheat twice. Thank you for helping me Jesus. And I haven't even taken him out of the packet yet. He was meant for a secret santa present for an atheist (like I was an hour or so ago) but how can I give him away now?



get another one m8-never know when a spare will come in handy-whats the best way to display this? nail it to the mantelpiece?........

He might walk on water, but Chuck Norris swims on land

you gotta read the reviews on play for this-funny as!

oh my lord!

thats the stocking filler sorted then

This is blasphemous!

he needs a side kick, perhaps "Alter boy" as eddie Izzard once suggested.


What "action" does jesus get up to anyway?

Does he come in black?

I can see this thread being sent to hell very shortly.

All I have to say is that I am grateful that I live in a tolerant, non-secular society where we can have a laugh about this kind of thing

Bought a load of these a few years ago. They also have a Moses in the range...sweet as! Clicky
Edited by: "angryshopper" 29th Nov 2010

angryshopper

Bought a load of these a few years ago. They also have a Moses in the … Bought a load of these a few years ago. They also have a Moses in the range...sweet as! Your text here



nice avatar!-heres looking at you kid

ha ha ha funniest posts and deal on here today xX)

It's Jesus Christ Almighty!
Hot from me!

barky

nice avatar!-heres looking at you kid



cheers, never get tired of that album

I bet Play don't have the guts to sell a Mohammed figure!

Predikuesi

I bet Play don't have the guts to sell a Mohammed figure!



Try googling it.

Couldn't find one anywhere.

itsisnot

I am waiting for the full set - the pope, the devil and the other guy you … I am waiting for the full set - the pope, the devil and the other guy you can't mention



Who? Voldemort...!!

barky

http://www.darwinfish.com//catalog/product_info.php?cPath=21_49&products_id=91deluxe version with loaves and fish



COLD! because the deluxe version with fish and bread is better value.

Might vote hot though as these would be great for nativity scenes!

davidmaiden18183

COLD! because the deluxe version with fish and bread is better … COLD! because the deluxe version with fish and bread is better value.Might vote hot though as these would be great for nativity scenes!



Likely a little big for a craddle

scottg

Likely a little big for a craddle



Good point!


I'm concerned if i got this for my nephew, jesus would be a chocking hazard

whats his age rating?

You can pick these figures up in DollarTree in the States for $1 strangely enough, however I have never seen Jesus so would be good to complete my collection.

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SavageDonkey

You can pick these figures up in DollarTree in the States for $1 … You can pick these figures up in DollarTree in the States for $1 strangely enough, however I have never seen Jesus so would be good to complete my collection.



Plus flights, so this is a better deal, unless you are buying in bulk. Plus one Jesus is as powerful as multiple Jesuses.

everyone making fun of Jesus just think on what your saying about your creator

Voted Cold
Edited by: "jaydee777" 29th Nov 2010

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jaydee777

everyone making fun of Jesus just think on what your saying about your … everyone making fun of Jesus just think on what your saying about your creatorVoted Cold



You voted Jesus cold? You will burn in hell.

And what am I saying about my mum and dad?
Edited by: "winstonmanc" 29th Nov 2010

Are there any women here today?

JESUS CHRIST

Can you get attachments ? or extras

hillendrocky

Can you get attachments ? or extras



If you look down the page it says
'Cross sold separately '

barky

http://www.darwinfish.com//catalog/product_info.php?cPath=21_49&products_id=91deluxe version with loaves and fish



It may not be an image of our saviour, but i think the librarian ACTION figure is genius, particularly because i do get "overwhelmed by all of the books, magazines, videos, DVDs, etc"

darwinfish.com//ca…e7e

Is this the model with the kung fu grip?

Is this an actual Hot Deal i.e. people think this is good value for an item they actually want to buy, or are people voting this hot an an opportunity to openly mock Christianity?

Surely if this were a figure of an ethnic stereotype / other religion, there would be outrage.

Good job Christianity teaches love and forgiveness, not hate and revenge!

Voted cold for me.

The best thing about this action figure is if you break it, it repairs itself every easter!

jaydee777

everyone making fun of Jesus just think on what your saying about your … everyone making fun of Jesus just think on what your saying about your creatorVoted Cold



Get a life man and I cannot believe you voted the son of God cold are maaaaaaaaad???

londislagerhound - Nov 29, 2010 17:00Are there any women here today?



"All I did was say to my wife, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!" "

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