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Jesus action figure with posable arms £5 @ play.com
Jesus action figure with posable arms £5 @ play.com

Jesus action figure with posable arms £5 @ play.com

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you cannot do without this. :-D

Have him on your desk or wrestle him against Carlito ( hotukdeals.com/ite…-f/ )

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Can you imagine if you worked for British Airways and put this on your desk ! you would be in the national press very quickly :whistling:

Hmmm might get one and glue some horns on it and stick it on my desk and see who I can offend

Christ, whatever next....

The posable arms swung it for me.Would have had second thoughts had they been static.

Very nice, but I'm saving for this set.:w00t:

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Only 30 pieces of silver at all good toy stores.

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koppyking;4474343

The posable arms swung it for me.Would have had second thoughts had they … The posable arms swung it for me.Would have had second thoughts had they been static.



I reckon with a couple of well placed elastic bands you could easily get him to distribute bread and fishes around the office.

mabccc;4474473

I reckon with a couple of well placed elastic bands you could easily get … I reckon with a couple of well placed elastic bands you could easily get him to distribute bread and fishes around the office.



lol:-D

[email protected];4474282

This is very cool and I'm not convinced he even existed! This is very cool and I'm not convinced he even existed! http://www.thegodmovie.com/



Yeas he did he even drove a Sunbeam......as in Jesus whats you for a Sunbeam.........;-)

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mabccc;4474473

I reckon with a couple of well placed elastic bands you could easily get … I reckon with a couple of well placed elastic bands you could easily get him to distribute bread and fishes around the office.



:-D

mabccc;4474473

I reckon with a couple of well placed elastic bands you could easily get … I reckon with a couple of well placed elastic bands you could easily get him to distribute bread and fishes around the office.



Your prayers are answered, hallelujah!!:shock:

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About as authentic as the skin patterns, colours and sounds imagined up for dinosaurs. Jesus probably looked more like Danny Devito than this.

:-D its all about ..loaves & fishes...put it in the window at tesco

was gonna buy one ,but he's missing that big crucifier weapon on his back .:thumbsup:

Does he float ?

If so ........witch witch :viking:

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choc1969;4475345

Does he float ?If so ........witch witch :viking:



Yes, buoyancy aids in his feet help him walk on water.

mabccc;4475716

Yes, buoyancy aids in his feet help him walk on water.



No room for buoyancy aids according to the description:
'wheels in his base for smooth gliding action!'

For all those times he couldn't find a donkey - much faster!

(BTW I do believe he existed, and I'd still buy this for some funny reactions :whistling:)

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I want a mohammed figure too. you could have your own celebrity deathmatch

When I first saw this thread I thought someone had gotten around to making a Buddy Christ figure. Now THAT I would buy :-D.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/93/Buddy_christ.jpg/300px-Buddy_christ.jpg

Just done a bit of searching and found this:

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stu_the_art;4475318

was gonna buy one ,but he's missing that big crucifier weapon on his back … was gonna buy one ,but he's missing that big crucifier weapon on his back .:thumbsup:




You'd never have to tell him to stop biting his nails :roll:

get the mohammed action figure as well and you can battle it out lol

*edit: someone just posted that

Have a Happy Lent everyone partaking .:roll:

I'd buy him, but I'm giving up Jesus for lent!!!

For the record Jesus most certainly dig exist. The contentious part is whether he was the son of god, just a prophet or a regular dude with no contact with higher powers at all.

mabccc;4474473

I reckon with a couple of well placed elastic bands you could easily get … I reckon with a couple of well placed elastic bands you could easily get him to distribute bread and fishes around the office.



'fishes'? :lol:

Jesus action figure with posable arms





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Lets face it - religions have killed far more than any of these!

[SIZE=5]DO NOT BUY THIS! IT IS A FAKE![/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]I just received a reply to my e-mail from trading standards who have confirmed that the figure is fake, as the skin is the wrong colour! [/SIZE]

Hondo;4474664

Yeas he did he even drove a Sunbeam......as in Jesus whats you for a … Yeas he did he even drove a Sunbeam......as in Jesus whats you for a Sunbeam.........;-)http://www.localhistory.scit.wlv.ac.uk/Museum/Transport/Cars/Sunbeam.htm



That's blasphemy!

He had a Triumph - he came down Mount Sinai in His Triumph - and his disciples shared a (Honda) Accord... :-D

No, he rode down from heaven on a Yamaha. I understand police are likely to press charges against him for the untimely death of a small child caused by reckless stunt-riding. That is of course if he pulls through after the horrific groin injury he sustained after that collision with a dustbin.

belovedmonster;4477802

For the record Jesus most certainly dig exist. The contentious part is … For the record Jesus most certainly dig exist. The contentious part is whether he was the son of god, just a prophet or a regular dude with no contact with higher powers at all.


I wouldn't say certainly, there is still dispute over whether he is a mythical character and a number of other theories. The best that can be said is that he probably did exist but given that there are records from when he was alive and all documents that mention him were probably not written by eyewitnesses who knows for certain.

"indoctrinate your children the fun way with this nonsensetacular action figure!"

And I just realised I wrote a far too serious post on a joke topic, ignore me

Do the hands and feet come pre-drilled or do you need to make the holes yourself?

Does it walk on water?

If the answer to both the above is 'yes' then it is obviously a rebadged David Beckham doll.

I just love the idea of a JESUS action figure.

Just what kind of actions does it do? If it can turn my water into wine, I'd buy a box of 'em:thumbsup:

This forum is getting filled up with rubbish deals.

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This is very cool and I'm not convinced he even existed! This is very cool and I'm not convinced he even existed! http://www.thegodmovie.com/


Come down off the fence god boi

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mabccc;4474473

I reckon with a couple of well placed elastic bands you could easily get … I reckon with a couple of well placed elastic bands you could easily get him to distribute bread and fishes around the office.



robsprocket;4474733

Your prayers are answered, … Your prayers are answered, hallelujah!!:shock:http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/Product.asp?id=15003&ms=google_base_in_house&utm_source=google_base_in_house&utm_medium=google_base_in_house&utm_term=google_base_in_house&utm_content=google_base_in_house&utm_campaign=google_base_in_house



Ha Ha Ha Lmao :giggle:

thearrowmaker;4476338

When I first saw this thread I thought someone had gotten around to … When I first saw this thread I thought someone had gotten around to making a Buddy Christ figure. Now THAT I would buy :-D.Just done a bit of searching and found this:]http://www.amazon.co.uk/Dogma-Buddy-Christ-Figure/dp/B001NEM4IS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys&qid=1235493413&sr=8-1



Blast, you beat me to it!!!!!!

Great stuff, voted hot!

This is totally blasphemic and should be removed.

All I said was "'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah"

Does it come with carpentry tools?
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