Joke item...or maybe not!!! Trouser expander was £5 then £1.50 get it for £1.20 delivered. @ Debenhams online
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Joke item...or maybe not!!! Trouser expander was £5 then £1.50 get it for £1.20 delivered. @ Debenhams online

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Found 24th Feb 2010Made hot 24th Feb 2010
Trouser expander Item No.: 1061001511
Create instant trouser bulges with this quite shameless gadget! Just give it a pump when the mood takes you. A sure fire way to attract some attention!
Use codes P8PP & SHD1 for this price.
Strangely no reviews.lol.....


Your order:1x Trouser expander £1.50
Delivery charge:
Standard delivery Free
Total discount: -£0.30
Grand total: £1.20

37 Comments

Original Poster

Other sites charging £5 plus P&P for this :w00t::w00t:
http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/6109/5644trouserexpander.jpg

it looks a bit like your catheter bag is going to explode!

i have a built in trouser expander..... and it's free. :oops:

Make sure to insert down the front of trouser leg and not the back, or ti may look like you've had a wee accident

Original Poster

sufchenko;7942511

it looks a bit like your catheter bag is going to explode!


PMSL...:-D

Monkey nuts 2;7942544

i have a built in trouser expander..... and it's free. :oops:


Mmmmmmmmm :w00t:

Looks suspiciously like "trust me trousers" from Brasseye.

omg made me chuckle...now where could i wear it ...hmmmmm...

Original Poster

Firemountain;7942885

omg made me chuckle...now where could i wear it ...hmmmmm...



Made me laugh out loud.....:-D could'nt believe debenhams sell this, good for laugh though.:-D

Trouble is... the HUGE disappointment your chick (or boyfriend) will feel when the truth comes out :w00t:

You know im gonna be honest i went to the website to look (laugh) at it....ended up browsing clearance buyin a pair of jeans reduced from 10quid to 8 quid to 7.50 and i though wel i could do with another pair to kick about il buy them...and i shoved in the above mentioned item too! lol

so got that and the jeans for £7.20! also tried quidco.

Gawd i must be really bored tonite! lol

wear this and you will get sued for false advertising

BRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL x

Better and cheaper than cucumber or sausage :thumbsup:

got to be hot, but does it actually work with the ladies??

Poindexter;7942598

Looks suspiciously like "trust me trousers" from Brasseye.



somehow don't think this would be as effective. perhaps it could be used to fool people into thinking you are a small bean regarder.

]here it is in action

paperclip;7943909

]here it is in action



Wow the audience were going wild for it.

would act as a good bollock airbag for bicycle accidents :giggle:

paperclip;7943909

]here it is in action



Nice one pal :w00t:

juicyjackie;7943664

wear this and you will get sued for false advertising


Oh yeh! nothing like women who wear a mask of make-up n when they take a bra off the boobs could be used as knee pads.....lol

Woman should use this......conversation starter.

Can also be used as a very effective 'plate wobbler' - the kind of thing you used to get free with Monster Fun or Whizzer and Chips.

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Dear Mr Echo;7944187

Can also be used as a very effective 'plate wobbler' - the kind of thing … Can also be used as a very effective 'plate wobbler' - the kind of thing you used to get free with Monster Fun or Whizzer and Chips.



Thats a real blast from the past m8.....lol

electriclinux;7944171

Woman should use this......conversation starter.



yeah sit her on your knee and talk about the first thing that pops up ;-)

mervk;7943762

got to be hot, but does it actually work with the ladies??




Do the ladies like the look of a large hernia then?

Poindexter;7942598

Looks suspiciously like "trust me trousers" from Brasseye.



A favourite amongst PIPE2PIPE Bushmen

Oh great,they've made a mockery out of my embarrassing condition,thanks alot.

oh if only i bought this instead of having that operation...

oh well.

No different to a the false advertising of a Wonderbra

electriclinux;7944171

Woman should use this......conversation starter.



I think Lady Gaga has one!

May seem a hot feel,sorry deal but I guarantee somebody is going to be left feeling short changed

Quality secret santa pressie, i know it's a bit early, hot hot hot!:thumbsup:

Looks more like a ferret down there.........then there's the possible risk of being stopped by store security for shoplifting

it may come as a shock but woman dont really look down there.You could have a massive joystick but if you havent got the moves to back it up then you may as well go home.

Spend more time about the motion in your ocean than worrying about the size .... remember to keep it all trimmed and clean and your good to go. Oh and farting during a BJ is a big no-no, I dont care how relaxed you are

juicyjackie;7946904

it may come as a shock but woman dont really look down there.You could … it may come as a shock but woman dont really look down there.You could have a massive joystick but if you havent got the moves to back it up then you may as well go home.Spend more time about the motion in your ocean than worrying about the size .... remember to keep it all trimmed and clean and your good to go. Oh and farting during a BJ is a big no-no, I dont care how relaxed you are



"Hey baby"(uh,uh).

juicyjackie;7943664

wear this and you will get sued for false advertising



you have the wonder bra and chicken fillets.....................we get a crappy blow up bag:x:x

juicyjackie;7946904

it may come as a shock but woman dont really look down there.You could … it may come as a shock but woman dont really look down there.You could have a massive joystick but if you havent got the moves to back it up then you may as well go home.Spend more time about the motion in your ocean than worrying about the size .... remember to keep it all trimmed and clean and your good to go. Oh and farting during a BJ is a big no-no, I dont care how relaxed you are



my wife and her mates reckon your wrong.................women love a big cock.....not length more girth.

and as for farting been a put off during a bj................I'm with you on that one!!!
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