Not sure where it leaves the bachelors and spinsters either
You'll have the liberals up in arms with this. (shock) What about a LGBT pillow or co-habiting pillow? Bit discriminating. ;)
Questions arise. 1) What the heck is a housewife pillow? 2) Is there such a thing as a househusband pillow? 3) If househusband pillows do indeed exist, how do they differ? 4) If there are housewife (possibly househusband) pillows, are there corresponding "non-house" versions? 5) Would a househusband be allowed to use a housewife pillow? What about the opposite? Same question applies when using the yet unknown to exist, hypothetical non-house versions. 6) Are they actual sequins or a sequin pattern? Can't imagine real sequins on a pillow being particularly comfortable. They would also fall about all over the place. That would annoy me.