Lady Boys of Bangkok: Red Hot Kisses Tour Premium Thai Experience With Meal for £24 (40% Off) @ Sheffield nov/dec 2015, treat your dad for Xmas (groupon)
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Lady Boys of Bangkok: Red Hot Kisses Tour Premium Thai Experience With Meal for £24 (40% Off) @ Sheffield nov/dec 2015, treat your dad for Xmas (groupon)

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The Deal
Premium Thai Experience to Lady Boys of Bangkok: Red Hot Kisses Tour
When: 24, 25, 26 Nov, 1, 2, 3 Dec 2015
Where: Sabai Pavilion, Sheffield
Time: 7.30pm
Lady Boys of Bangkok
The Lady Boys of Bangkok return for an impressive 16th season with Red Hot Kisses, their new tour for 2014. The show features the glamour, beauty and intrigue of 16 of Thailand’s male showgirls taking to the stage to perform a huge range of hit tunes from movies, pop superstars and big-name musicals. Featured tracks range from Hairspray and Moulin Rouge favourites to tributes to the likes of Kylie, Tina Turner and Robbie Williams, with a little country and western added for good measure. Songs aside, audiences will be dazzled by over 200 colourful and lavish costumes, complete with sequins and feathers, and a bit of cheeky comedy, all looking to entice the crowd with the party vibe of Bangkok’s exotic night life. A fully licensed bar is on-hand, while the Sabai Pavillion also comes with a resident chef to provide a host of Thai cuisine, with Premium Experience guests receiving a meal of yellow chicken curry, vegetable stir fry or street food platter, as well as a premium seat and brochure for the show itself.

Reviews
The Bangkok Lady Boy’s Red Hot Kisses picked up a rave review from The York Press, while their previous touring show earned high praise from Chronicle Live. Both reviews were keen to highlight the variety of songs and costumes, with special mentions going to the performer’s audience interactions and the show’s humour.

“I loved this new production and it has all the glitz and glamour you could ever want, with the added attraction of top-notch humour, mostly from the unsuspecting male members of the audience chosen to join them on stage.”

In a Nutshell
Witness a cabaret show of cheeky comedy and hit songs while enjoying Thai curry, stir fry or street food

The Fine Print
Validity: Valid for date specified on voucher.
Purchase: Limit 1 per person. May buy 9 additional as gifts.
Booking: No booking required. Present printed Groupon on arrival. No cancellations, refunds or exchanges permitted.
Restrictions: Valid 7.30pm. Must be 16 or older. Under 18’s must be accompanied by an adult. Valid on option purchased only.
Original values: Verified using our merchant's website on 10 Nov 2014.

Office secret santa?

Fascinating creatures...looks like a woman, but really it's a man. I mean, I don't find them attractive, just confusing.

HedgyHoggy

Fascinating creatures...looks like a woman, but really it's a man. I … Fascinating creatures...looks like a woman, but really it's a man. I mean, I don't find them attractive, just confusing.


Just keep lap dancing for Tony Hayers.

HedgyHoggy

Fascinating creatures...looks like a woman, but really it's a man. I … Fascinating creatures...looks like a woman, but really it's a man. I mean, I don't find them attractive, just confusing.



welcome to the 21st century

mittromney

Just keep lap dancing for Tony Hayers.



I can't, I've been up here for fifteen years and the underpant lining has completely gone. It's perished.

Chafe-tastic..

P.S. the boys are out of the barracks.
Edited by: "HedgyHoggy" 11th Nov 2014

http://new4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Why+do+i+get+the+weird+feeling+that+this+is+_b3bdddce5d9c85e696f5557a8ad72df6.gif

Fair to say I don't know which way to vote and now the flashbacks have started again...

Harefoot

Fair to say I don't know which way to vote and now the flashbacks have … Fair to say I don't know which way to vote and now the flashbacks have started again...



As long as you stay off the toblerone you'll be fine. Just don't watch this:

youtube.com/wat…hcg

veedubjai

That's naughty

Treat your dad ? heat added

Treat your dad!!!??? Are they having a laugh! Bit weird that.

Under serious duress from the Mrs, with half price Premium tickets at £13 and on the basis that the show "cannot possibly be that bad", I went to see this show this year. All I can say is that the show is truly, truly, awful and by far and away the worst show or performance I have ever seen in my entire life.

Perhaps I was naïve to believe that I was going to see a live performance with a degree of cheekiness and a sprinkling of double entendres, that I might hear some live singing, witness the odd instrument being played or in some way might be entertained. To explain, this show is as far as I could see pretty much 100% mimed to original songs (albeit many anthems) and when I say mimed, I use the term very, very loosely as the miming was half hearted, sporadic and at various times throughout the show, completely non existent.

This miming is coupled with repetitive, tired, lethargic, crutch grabbing dancing from quite evidently fatigued and vaguely interested performers. As for cheekiness and playing on words, this was substituted by unimaginative crudeness, in particular a version of the Assumption Song which saw great swathes of screaming women taking great delight in filling in the blanks with, f***, c***, s***, Etc.

So the key to enjoying the show is I would suggest as follows.

a) Be female.
b) Attend in a group of 8 or more, preferably a hen party, 30th, 40th or similar.
c) Consume approx. 8 units of alcohol prior to entry, ie. a bottle of wine or 4 pints or 4 large nips.
d) Remove glasses if short sighted.
e) Consume approx. 4 to 8 units of alcohol prior to the interval, depending on degree of intoxication and to maintain.
f) Consume approx. 4 to 8 units of alcohol after the interval, depending on degree of intoxication and to maintain.

(Disclaimer: This post contains general advice and should not be used as a substitute for taking proper legal, medical or other qualified advice. It is not to be relied upon or intended to be an accurate statement. No representation or warranty, expressed or implied, is made as to the accuracy of the information contained in this post and accordingly the information should not be depended upon. The author is not responsible for any loss, howsoever caused, arising directly or indirectly from reliance on the information in this post. (_;))
Edited by: "Baldricky" 11th Nov 2014

Treat my dad?.........my dad is my mum

HedgyHoggy

Fascinating creatures...looks like a woman, but really it's a man. I … Fascinating creatures...looks like a woman, but really it's a man. I mean, I don't find them attractive, just confusing.



I know exactly what you mean. Some of them have such banging bodies. Good thing I am not attracted to asian women or I may have jumped down the rabbit hole (pun intended) a while ago.

Don't get me wrong, I love my woman but a 10 minute moan about going to lidl instead of tesco which is 30 mins away and I don't want to drive there as I am exhausted is enough to make a man consider the alternative for a split second.

Though watching her sleep clutching your arm, makeup free, bs free, you realise why you fell in love in the first place. Ugh hopeless moron that I am.

MadonnaProject

I know exactly what you mean. Some of them have such banging bodies. Good … I know exactly what you mean. Some of them have such banging bodies. Good thing I am not attracted to asian women or I may have jumped down the rabbit hole (pun intended) a while ago.Don't get me wrong, I love my woman but a 10 minute moan about going to lidl instead of tesco which is 30 mins away and I don't want to drive there as I am exhausted is enough to make a man consider the alternative for a split second.Though watching her sleep clutching your arm, makeup free, bs free, you realise why you fell in love in the first place. Ugh hopeless moron that I am.



In the interests of the avoidance of all doubt, I was in fact quoting from this scene...

youtube.com/wat…6c0

I am not, personally, fascinated by ladyboys.

Although I do like the taste of one....

antenna

Treat my dad?.........my dad is my mum



That's ballsy of her.

MadonnaProject

I know exactly what you mean. Some of them have such banging bodies. Good … I know exactly what you mean. Some of them have such banging bodies. Good thing I am not attracted to asian women or I may have jumped down the rabbit hole (pun intended) a while ago.Don't get me wrong, I love my woman but a 10 minute moan about going to lidl instead of tesco which is 30 mins away and I don't want to drive there as I am exhausted is enough to make a man consider the alternative for a split second.Though watching her sleep clutching your arm, makeup free, bs free, you realise why you fell in love in the first place. Ugh hopeless moron that I am.



We were talking alan partridge. Thanks for the insight into your life & mind. oO
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