Lion Costume, perfect for scaring the Essex locals £39.99 @ Jokers' Masquerade
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Lion Costume, perfect for scaring the Essex locals £39.99 @ Jokers' Masquerade

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Found 27th Aug 2012
What better way to keep yourself entertained in a bank holiday weekend.. Wander around the Essex countryside and you too could make national TV
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Ha Ha, perfect!
that... is... awesome!
What a roaring laugh that would be!
It's all fun and games until someone gets shot by the police.
HedgyHoggy

It's all fun and games until someone gets shot by the police.



If the police cannot tell the different between an ACTUAL lion (on four feet) and a human in a costume on two feet I would be very surprised.
what a hoot - brilliant - any giraffes or zebras about. Mind you imagine meeting that on the way home from the pub !

Haha
Just be careful there isnt a sex starved lion behind you if you are going to crawl around the countryside on all fours!
magicjay1986

If the police cannot tell the different between an ACTUAL lion (on four … If the police cannot tell the different between an ACTUAL lion (on four feet) and a human in a costume on two feet I would be very surprised.



well presumably you were also very surprised the police recently missed finding a child's body in a small house during 3 searches.... but remember the big police cheese said that was human error not incompetence - so that's ok then...

I would say it all depends on the policeman who's holding the rifle in this case.. you might be lucky and then again you might be unlucky and subject to an occurrence of "human error..."
On my way to Essex now.
Expensive but great humour in title

Lol

Wrong section, not a "deal".
Clearly is a deal !! Was £43.99 now £39.99 !! Haha
Essex is already a zoo
If you've seen some of the 'lovely' young tanorexic dock-mouthed sp**kbuckets urinating, glassing and bellowing their way around here on a Saturday night then you'd know a lion on the loose would likely be more scared of the locals.

That's of course not to say we are all TOWIE-alikes, quite the opposite, but the actions of the few do us no favours.
Edited by: "gunark" 27th Aug 2012
a bargain if you have a spare 40 quid lion around
Thank you for spelling 'wander' correctly OP. As a pedantic spelling/grammar douchebag, it really grinds my gears when, for example, in an in-store only deal, people say "thanks OP, I will take a WONDER into town"... and I think "oooh, which one will you take? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Giza Pyramid??".
barky

a bargain if you have a spare 40 quid lion around



Please stop.
You had me ROARING with laughter
cannibalwombat

Thank you for spelling 'wander' correctly OP. As a pedantic … Thank you for spelling 'wander' correctly OP. As a pedantic spelling/grammar douchebag, it really grinds my gears when, for example, in an in-store only deal, people say "thanks OP, I will take a WONDER into town"... and I think "oooh, which one will you take? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Giza Pyramid??".



What a wonker...
You guys are just jealous because us Essex people are famous and you're not!
My favourite book is.... Lion Tamer by Claude Balls.
magicjay1986

If the police cannot tell the different between an ACTUAL lion (on four … If the police cannot tell the different between an ACTUAL lion (on four feet) and a human in a costume on two feet I would be very surprised.



Well they can't tell the difference when it's a stuffed one! bbc.co.uk/new…268
Edited by: "Gitfinger" 27th Aug 2012
om my godd i just saw a lion
I am sure the good people of Essex won't take this lion down.
oh gosh
nearly chucked myself to death laughing

AWESOMELY HOT
Bravo!
ether707

You guys are just jealous because us Essex people are famous and you're … You guys are just jealous because us Essex people are famous and you're not!



who are you again?
I will take great pride wearing this out on the town.
MadeDixonsCry

What a wonker...



http://memecreator.net/creepy-wonka/images/meme.jpg
MBeeching

I will take great pride wearing this out on the town.



You'll be the mane man.
You should really make your own costumes rather than buying them. I'd feel like a right cheetah if I wore this...
Pure class thanks for a good laugh. Hot hot hot
Quit yo' jibber jabber! Mr T will take care of things...

http://www.joke.co.uk/cheap-fancy-dress/80s-action-hero-costume~63007/
Only £39.99? Are you telling the truth?
u0421793

Only £39.99? Are you telling the truth?


No he's lion to you
No, he's definitely lion
quality.
Lion: I want to be an actor but can't act at all. How do I start?

Wise man; The only way is Essex

http://ego-living.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/essex-lion-pic-2.jpg
Edited by: "zabbas786" 27th Aug 2012
A lion costume probably isn't going to make you cheat on your wife.

But a Tiger Would.
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