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Posted 27 August 2012
Lion Costume, perfect for scaring the Essex locals £39.99 @ Jokers' Masquerade
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sorted byIf the police cannot tell the different between an ACTUAL lion (on four feet) and a human in a costume on two feet I would be very surprised.
What a wonker...
well presumably you were also very surprised the police recently missed finding a child's body in a small house during 3 searches.... but remember the big police cheese said that was human error not incompetence - so that's ok then...
I would say it all depends on the policeman who's holding the rifle in this case.. you might be lucky and then again you might be unlucky and subject to an occurrence of "human error..."
That's of course not to say we are all TOWIE-alikes, quite the opposite, but the actions of the few do us no favours.
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No he's lion to you
Chewsday
I'm feline like it's now time to paws for thought on this, and then get back to what this site is really all about - deals. Light-hearted humour like this is all well and good, but I think if you read the site rules there's a claws somewhere against all this.
Anyway, just spotted that Kit-Kats and Lion bars are 4 for a £1 in Tescos! Meh - no better than zoo-for-one in other stores....................
Please stop.
Jesus lives in Essex? OMG
I'm sick and tired of people ridiculing and lambasting the police and implying they're incompetent!
They do a great job and I have full faith in them.
Anyway, the public have nothing to worry about as police have issued an artist's impression to the police marksmen;
As you can see, it shows it on FOUR feet, not two, so there's no way they're going to mistake a real lion and some fool walking along in a suit.
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That would have been funnier if you'd spelt "mane" correctly, instead of the name of a US state.
You'll be the mane man.
Wise man; The only way is Essex
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There only needs to be one question mark at the end of that tirade.
In actual fact the full stop is also redundant.
Hugh Heffner's not looking good these days.
And then poop them out on Scaturday.
An Essex Lion Tamer
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Well they can't tell the difference when it's a stuffed one! bbc.co.uk/new…268
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And I'd like to thank you for quoting "Family Guy". However, you may be grinding your gears mistakenly if, perhaps, the alleged offenders are merely referring to the well known singer Stevie Wonder, who they intend to escort and assist in obtaining a bargain?
I ain't lion.