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Posted 27 August 2012

Lion Costume, perfect for scaring the Essex locals £39.99 @ Jokers' Masquerade

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What better way to keep yourself entertained in a bank holiday weekend.. Wander around the Essex countryside and you too could make national TV
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  1. deleted139315's avatar
    a bargain if you have a spare 40 quid lion around
  2. FactProvider's avatar
    It's all fun and games until someone gets shot by the police.
  3. cannibalwombat's avatar
    Thank you for spelling 'wander' correctly OP. As a pedantic spelling/grammar douchebag, it really grinds my gears when, for example, in an in-store only deal, people say "thanks OP, I will take a WONDER into town"... and I think "oooh, which one will you take? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Giza Pyramid??".
  4. moorjock's avatar
    Just be careful there isnt a sex starved lion behind you if you are going to crawl around the countryside on all fours!
  5. Jason's avatar
    HedgyHoggy

    It's all fun and games until someone gets shot by the police.



    If the police cannot tell the different between an ACTUAL lion (on four feet) and a human in a costume on two feet I would be very surprised.
  6. MadeDixonsCry's avatar
    cannibalwombat

    Thank you for spelling 'wander' correctly OP. As a pedantic … Thank you for spelling 'wander' correctly OP. As a pedantic spelling/grammar douchebag, it really grinds my gears when, for example, in an in-store only deal, people say "thanks OP, I will take a WONDER into town"... and I think "oooh, which one will you take? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Giza Pyramid??".



    What a wonker...
  7. deleted44407's avatar
    Essex is already a zoo
  8. afroylnt's avatar
    magicjay1986

    If the police cannot tell the different between an ACTUAL lion (on four … If the police cannot tell the different between an ACTUAL lion (on four feet) and a human in a costume on two feet I would be very surprised.



    well presumably you were also very surprised the police recently missed finding a child's body in a small house during 3 searches.... but remember the big police cheese said that was human error not incompetence - so that's ok then...

    I would say it all depends on the policeman who's holding the rifle in this case.. you might be lucky and then again you might be unlucky and subject to an occurrence of "human error..."
  9. gunark's avatar
    If you've seen some of the 'lovely' young tanorexic dock-mouthed sp**kbuckets urinating, glassing and bellowing their way around here on a Saturday night then you'd know a lion on the loose would likely be more scared of the locals.

    That's of course not to say we are all TOWIE-alikes, quite the opposite, but the actions of the few do us no favours.
    (edited)
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  11. rolstherat's avatar
    You had me ROARING with laughter
  12. cannibalwombat's avatar
    MadeDixonsCry

    What a wonker...



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  13. HTFCLUKE's avatar
    u0421793

    Only £39.99? Are you telling the truth?


    No he's lion to you
  14. wildswan's avatar
    On which day do lions eat people?


    Chewsday
  15. King_Homer's avatar
    I was a whisker away from believing this tall tail. It was almost a purrfect story but in the mane I'm no fool and nobody can pull a ball of wool over my eyes - and I take pride in that.

    I'm feline like it's now time to paws for thought on this, and then get back to what this site is really all about - deals. Light-hearted humour like this is all well and good, but I think if you read the site rules there's a claws somewhere against all this.

    Anyway, just spotted that Kit-Kats and Lion bars are 4 for a £1 in Tescos! Meh - no better than zoo-for-one in other stores....................
  16. tvp30's avatar
    Author
    Clearly is a deal !! Was £43.99 now £39.99 !! Haha
  17. deleted344732's avatar
    barky

    a bargain if you have a spare 40 quid lion around



    Please stop.
  18. markweatherill's avatar
    I am sure the good people of Essex won't take this lion down.
  19. blahblahdoh's avatar
    churchill

    JESUSyou live in essex



    Jesus lives in Essex? OMG
  20. King_Homer's avatar
    Not the first time some big, dangerous, loud, foul smelling pussy has been seen roaming around Essex.....................................
  21. King_Homer's avatar
    magicjay1986

    If the police cannot tell the different between an ACTUAL lion (on four … If the police cannot tell the different between an ACTUAL lion (on four feet) and a human in a costume on two feet I would be very surprised.





    I'm sick and tired of people ridiculing and lambasting the police and implying they're incompetent!

    They do a great job and I have full faith in them.

    Anyway, the public have nothing to worry about as police have issued an artist's impression to the police marksmen;











    15351851-BGU3f







    As you can see, it shows it on FOUR feet, not two, so there's no way they're going to mistake a real lion and some fool walking along in a suit.

    (edited)
  22. horsepills's avatar
    Jonsmyname

    In the Maine, its not a bad deal!:)



    That would have been funnier if you'd spelt "mane" correctly, instead of the name of a US state.
  23. squidworth's avatar
    Found that Essex lion hiding in our wardrobe. Asked him what he was up to. He said 'Narnia business'.
  24. Wowhats's avatar
    What a roaring laugh that would be!
  25. markweatherill's avatar
    MBeeching

    I will take great pride wearing this out on the town.



    You'll be the mane man.
  26. deleted285919's avatar
    Lion: I want to be an actor but can't act at all. How do I start?

    Wise man; The only way is Essex

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  27. cheapo's avatar
    cannibalwombat

    Thank you for spelling 'wander' correctly OP. As a pedantic … Thank you for spelling 'wander' correctly OP. As a pedantic spelling/grammar douchebag, it really grinds my gears when, for example, in an in-store only deal, people say "thanks OP, I will take a WONDER into town"... and I think "oooh, which one will you take? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Giza Pyramid??".



    There only needs to be one question mark at the end of that tirade.

    In actual fact the full stop is also redundant.
  28. Liverpool_Bear's avatar
    mykaloen



    Hugh Heffner's not looking good these days.
  29. The.Fatter.Cat's avatar
    wildswan

    On which day do lions eat people?Chewsday


    And then poop them out on Scaturday.
  30. deleted118302's avatar
    Wrong section, not a "deal".
  31. deleted551625's avatar
    You guys are just jealous because us Essex people are famous and you're not!
  32. Gitfinger's avatar
    magicjay1986

    If the police cannot tell the different between an ACTUAL lion (on four … If the police cannot tell the different between an ACTUAL lion (on four feet) and a human in a costume on two feet I would be very surprised.



    Well they can't tell the difference when it's a stuffed one! bbc.co.uk/new…268
    (edited)
  33. MBeeching's avatar
    I will take great pride wearing this out on the town.
  34. deleted76791's avatar
    quality.
  35. blahblahdoh's avatar
    cannibalwombat

    Thank you for spelling 'wander' correctly OP. As a pedantic … Thank you for spelling 'wander' correctly OP. As a pedantic spelling/grammar douchebag, it really grinds my gears when, for example, in an in-store only deal, people say "thanks OP, I will take a WONDER into town"... and I think "oooh, which one will you take? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Giza Pyramid??".



    And I'd like to thank you for quoting "Family Guy". However, you may be grinding your gears mistakenly if, perhaps, the alleged offenders are merely referring to the well known singer Stevie Wonder, who they intend to escort and assist in obtaining a bargain?
    I ain't lion.
  36. bargainboy's avatar
    I wasn't feline like buying one till now.
  37. deleted287780's avatar
    These lion jokes should stop now. Where's your pride.
  38. LOUGHBORO.GUY's avatar
    Sams sister Billy has very large breasts
  39. Dude08's avatar
    Please attack the cast of TOWIE.
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