False advertising - this hotel is not in the Peak District, it's in the Manchester commuter town of Bollington. Cold.
We stayed there a few weeks ago and had a lovely view.........of a brick wall ! As would the other half dozen rooms on the ground floor on that side of the corridor .
Huh, I have taste thank you, I only drink Asti as it's so dry.
You could always ask for a glass of black tower as a substitute - tell them you’re allergic to bubbles?!
I'd have gone for this if you hadn't mentioned prosecco.