Loctite powerflex superglue gel £1 for a teardrops worth from CassArt
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Loctite powerflex superglue gel £1 for a teardrops worth from CassArt

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Found 2nd Sep 2014
Did you ever get bullied when you were at school? I did. He was a nasty **** who used to delight in taking the **** out of me and ridiculing me in front of everyone and anyone.

I got so **** off that I decided to get him. He used to take a trip to the toilet at the end of our art lesson after lunch every wednesday, so one day just before he did I covered the seat in spray mount. Sadly he was a hefty **** and managed to lever himself off in no time, and promptly beat the **** out of me. 'Well I hope you learnt your lesson about revenge' said my dad.

Damn right I did. I learnt that i should have used loctite supergel instead. With its patented gel formula it stays wet but workable till pressure is applied, and its flex design makes for a strong skin binding hold, no matter the weight and strains its subjected to.

Loctite powerflex gel. Sticks bullies to bogs, or your Money back.

PS. I bought 20 tubes. With the money saved I can finally afford some long overdue counseling

edit- no deliver fee if you use click and collect btw
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I would have voted hot for the price but the stupid description made me change my mind.
nitro228

I would have voted hot for the price but the stupid description made me … I would have voted hot for the price but the stupid description made me change my mind.



each to their own. have a nice evening!
Made me smile!
well there you go, if it made you happy tarakins, i'm glad i wrote it!
jayjello

each to their own. have a nice evening!



http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c7K8JThDInY/TCluuj_ugqI/AAAAAAAAAgc/JllIi7Tk5K8/s1600/aaaapolice.gif


Psssssssttt..........the fun police are out. So look busy and for gods sake dont have a laugh.
Edited by: "mikenewtonhome" 2nd Sep 2014
jayjello

Did you ever get bullied when you were at school? I did. He was a nasty … Did you ever get bullied when you were at school? I did. He was a nasty **** who used to delight in taking the **** out of me and ridiculing me in front of everyone and anyone.I got so **** off that I decided to get him. He used to take a trip to the toilet at the end of our art lesson after lunch every wednesday, so one day just before he did I covered the seat in spray mount. Sadly he was a hefty **** and managed to lever himself off in no time, and promptly beat the **** out of me. 'Well I hope you learnt your lesson about revenge' said my dad.Damn right I did. I learnt that i should have used loctite supergel instead. With its patented gel formula it stays wet but workable till pressure is applied, and its flex design makes for a strong skin binding hold, no matter the weight and strains its subjected to.Loctite powerflex gel. Sticks bullies to bogs, or your Money back.PS. I bought 20 tubes. With the money saved I can finally afford some long overdue counselingedit- no deliver fee if you use click and collect btw


http://media.rofls.com/e2/2d/e22d0524495d9fc02ac7aa17c01e5af9.jpg
Voted hot for the description alone :-)
nitro228

I would have voted hot for the price but the stupid description made me … I would have voted hot for the price but the stupid description made me change my mind.



brought back some bad memories right??
I may have levered myself off but still have the marks that show how much skin I left on the seat.

I buy this by the gallon now - Bio oil

Voted hot, no hard feelings.
who needs therapy when you have the thrifty wisdom of hukd to turn to?
Edited by: "jayjello" 2nd Sep 2014
jayjello

each to their own. have a nice evening!


Nice one, I think nitro might have had his **** stuck at one time.
Well it made me laugh, you outta get a job writing for Viz!
I liked the description also plus I paid £2.70 for some Loctite this week so heat from me
Hot just for the post description
cold

crap description
Have some heat
lol @ the pic
Voted hot for the description and the image, thanks for the lulz
Haha love the description. Voted hot
drayfus

Haha love the description. Voted hot



glad its amused a few folk!
Fab description! hot from me! (as its a great price!) - incase fun police tell me off for giving heat on description!
Should have stuck while you were ahead.
Voting hot purely on description. Wish all posts had similar descriptions
Edited by: "jalealnajib" 2nd Sep 2014
jalealnajib

Voting hot purely on description. Wish all posts had similar descriptions


But that would mean nothing but super glue deals surely?
Good description!

Votes hot for that alone!
Great description....
Got a feeling this is gonna get 'panned'
You just gained my validation
Edited by: "poopscoop" 2nd Sep 2014
Thats hysterical...thanks for making me spit my tea out...hot hot hot
Out of stock. Expired.
yup oos. Cheers for going along with the silliness all!
nickynoodles

Thats hysterical...thanks for making me spit my tea out...hot hot hot



If you had used this glue you could have glued your mouth and nose shut and it wouldn't have happened, probably drown though
Yup out of stock! Expired
fishmaster

If you had used this glue you could have glued your mouth and nose shut … If you had used this glue you could have glued your mouth and nose shut and it wouldn't have happened, probably drown though

ooh its a bit of fun...take it you were the bully not the bullied...chill out...
Hot for the introduction ..
nickynoodles

ooh its a bit of fun...take it you were the bully not the bullied...chill … ooh its a bit of fun...take it you were the bully not the bullied...chill out...



I meant that as bad advice in a humorous way.
If the OP was as irritating as a child as his description suggests, one is not surprised he was bullied.
Best description I have ever seen on hukd OP. Made me laugh, voted hot.
Is that a true story?
mark9412

Is that a true story?


Yup!
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