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"London for Immigrant suckers; So long Yugoslavia", 99p kindle ebook,
"London for Immigrant suckers; So long Yugoslavia", 99p kindle ebook,

"London for Immigrant suckers; So long Yugoslavia", 99p kindle ebook,

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GETGet dealVisit site and get deal
All my deals went sizzling hot
But for some reason, that’s hard to explain
This one reached 100, in a cold kind of way
I can’t be wrong, I’m not that sort
Mistakes were made, all by you lot
You stained my HUKD CV’s report
By voting cold, instead of hot

But unlike the Murphy’s I’m not bitter
I also made a wrong choice once
So let me make your conscience sweeter
And present you with another “back to 99p” chance

“London for Immigrant suckers” is a good value book
cause there are so many letters in it
mildly offensive, slightly strange, sort of The Clash-ish arty
Go on, give it a second look
And don’t worry
It’s not sponsored by the UKIP party.

5 Comments

Is this supposed to be in iambic pentameter?

Damn, paid £2.99 last week

You're a poet and you don't be very good at it.

This was free in July 2016, as posted on HUKD at the time. Worth wishlisting on Amazon/EreaderIQ to monitor it for future giveaways if you're not in a hurry to read it.

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finnmaccool

You're a poet and you don't be very good at it.


Ah, don't be such a drama queen
my poetry is as good
as your grammar spin.
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