Luis Suarez Bite Bottle Opener £5.89 @ eBay (tech2go)
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Luis Suarez Bite Bottle Opener £5.89 @ eBay (tech2go)

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Found 4th Jul 2014
Luis Suarez Bite Bottle Opener
World Cup 2014 - Uruguay - Liverpool - Barcelona

Description:

Luis Suarez bottle opener containing stainless steel. Great party piece to use.

Please note that these bottle openers will be posted out as soon as we receive delivery on, or around 08/07/14. We are therefore taking pre-order for this until until delivery at which time the item will then be posted out by 1st class delivery. The item is then usually received with 24-48hours of posting.

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Original Poster

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/SuarezBirthday.gif
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oh dear

Brilliant ... Have some heat

Original Poster

should have used an Italian beer in the picture!

lol heat added OP. tx.

Very funny, but its not really cheap.

if they priced this at around £2-£3 I'd probably bite.
Edited by: "donny1266" 4th Jul 2014

UnicornRiver

should have used an Italian beer in the picture!



Could of stuck a Dutch or Serbian beer in it too, he seems partial to them all :D.
Edited by: "Donkii" 4th Jul 2014

The instructions must read "approach the beer with the opener, slip and fall slightly to open"

Donkii

Could of stuck a Dutch or Russian beer in it too, he seems partial to … Could of stuck a Dutch or Russian beer in it too, he seems partial to them all :D.



Ivanovic is Serbian, but Bakkal is certainly Dutch.

Original Poster

Jimnik

Ivanovic is Serbian, but Bakkal is certainly Dutch.



His comment will probably be right this time next year tho

Jimnik

Ivanovic is Serbian, but Bakkal is certainly Dutch.



I stand corrected.... and ammended :).

He still has time to bite a Russian assuming they qualify for Russia 2018, and Fifa don't take it away from them...

Wouldn't buy one but top marks for the enterprising idea and quick marketing of the product.

A Suarez bottle opener by gum!X)

it needs some goofy teeth but it's a great idea

Cold can't use it for 4 months, by which time it will have moved to another drawer.
Edited by: "martyboy70" 4th Jul 2014

Wouldnt pay a penny for this, but heat for the comedy value!

World cup will be over by the time its delivered!

martyboy70

Cold can't use it for 4 months.



X)

Original Poster

kingnpuk

World cup will be over by the time its delivered!


They reckon it should be with you around next Wednesday - hardly long to wait, 5 days and that includes a weekend!

could open a bottle of Peroni.

"Great party piece to use."

Is it? Or will it not be remotely funny by the time you have it in hand for a party?

Even if you still find it funny, at nearly six quid it's absolutely not a bargain. Call me a killjoy but some of the easily swayed may be convinced to get this as an impulse buy, when they could've spent it on something useful (like beer itself!).

Original Poster

schnide

"Great party piece to use."Is it? Or will it not be remotely funny by … "Great party piece to use."Is it? Or will it not be remotely funny by the time you have it in hand for a party?Even if you still find it funny, at nearly six quid it's absolutely not a bargain. Call me a killjoy but some of the easily swayed may be convinced to get this as an impulse buy, when they could've spent it on something useful (like beer itself!).


You sound fun...

UnicornRiver

They reckon it should be with you around next Wednesday - hardly long to … They reckon it should be with you around next Wednesday - hardly long to wait, 5 days and that includes a weekend!



Listing states:

Please note that these bottle openers will be posted out as soon as we receive delivery on, or around 14/07/14.

"I lost my balance, making my body unstable and falling on top of the beer. At that moment I hit my bottle opener against the beer, leaving the bottle open and a strong warmth in my belly."

Original Poster

kingnpuk

Listing states:Please note that these bottle openers will be posted out … Listing states:Please note that these bottle openers will be posted out as soon as we receive delivery on, or around 14/07/14.


Ah they've updated the listing already! Either way, it's still going to be funny

that is bloody class!

@UnicornRiver - lets be honest pal, this is you selling them on ebay isn't it

£6 is not a deal lol

if we all spammed our wares on here this site will go to the dogs

good try though

Banned

Funny.

I thought this ebay seller had bitten off more than he could chew selling these for nearly £6 but hes sold over 100 already oO

Original Poster

sidvicous12

@UnicornRiver - lets be honest pal, this is you selling them on ebay … @UnicornRiver - lets be honest pal, this is you selling them on ebay isn't it£6 is not a deal lolif we all spammed our wares on here this site will go to the dogsgood try though


I'm sorry you feel the site has gone to the dogs - But I don't think you can comment to much when you've been a member for 17 minutes! And I wish this was me selling these - they're making a fortune!!

Awful cheap tat. But fair play to the seller, capturing the moment like a good 'un.

Getting a bit long in the tooth these posts

Yawwnnnn. Joke has long gone.

Overpriced too.

Original Poster

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/SuarezBirthday.gif

Haha everyone going mad for these at the mo! Heat added just because it's funny

Lol @ deal.

davelfc

The instructions must read "approach the beer with the opener, slip and … The instructions must read "approach the beer with the opener, slip and fall slightly to open"



I thought it was leave bottle opener propped up and wait for the beer to 'crash' into the opening within the bottle opener....

Will they post this to Barcelona?

Funny but not a hot deal
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