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Manflu Medication 60ml - Just £1.99 Instore & Online @ Sainsburys
Manflu Medication 60ml - Just £1.99 Instore & Online @ Sainsburys

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The cure for man flu is here! It was only a matter of time...

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"Contains No Artificial Comfort or Sympathy"

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Man Flu - The Facts...

1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)

2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from
a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the
rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.

3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is
medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would
still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half and compete in
all other kinds of manly activities.

4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans
of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.

5. Full recovery from Man-Flu will take place much quicker if their simple
requests for care, sympathy and regular cups of tea are met. Is that really so
much to ask? Florence Nightingale would have done it.

6. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of
other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).

7. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and
come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition
amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest
heroes this country has ever known.

8. In 1982 scientists managed to simulate the agonising symptoms of full
blown Man-Flu in a female chimp. She became so ill that her head literally fell
off.

9. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than He-Man, The Thundercats and The
A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady
medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of
Man-Flu.

10. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying
'Diagnosis Murder' it is a commonly recognised medical fact that the exact
pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has remarkable soothing
powers.

Every minute in this country one man is struck down by Man-Flu. Women, all
we ask is that each of you offers them a cup of tea, some kind words and
your undivided attention and care. Then maybe, just maybe, we'll beat this
monstrous disease together...



Edited by: "$ADZ$" 16th Jun 2011

Finally!!!


Real men don't take medicine.

Funniest thing there is that you cant say Dick.

Bout time someone took this chronic condition seriously !!!

Doesn't work for females - I tried it when I was at deaths door with woman-flu. Didn't even dent my symptoms!

Yas

Real men don't take medicine.



This isn't medicine, this is a nurse in a bottle!

it was only a matter of time before they found a cure.

At our place we have an excellent sick scheme, and the biggest "users" of it are the women. Any "womens" thing from heavy periods/PMS to depression can have them off on the sick.
Then they talk about "ManFlu" - which I was under the impression was Cold.
I know Ive been at work ill before.
But who's the mug ? X)

1000mg vit C + echinacea + zinc. This could be taken in tablet form for about the equivilant of 10p.
But put MAN FLU CURE on the front and the price can be jacked up!...

COLD. (pun intended)

heated

den-69

it was only a matter of time before they found a cure.



unfortunately it is not a cure - only a treatment, you will still get to suffer again next time round.

Vit C and echinacea have no effect on the cold anyway. Zinc a little more complex, but far from proven what benefits it has. Take this and you'll get better in 7 days as opposed to about a week.

I have seen it all now!!

Anyone who has had man flu knows how bad it it! It ranks up there with all the serious incurable illnesses!!

raggets

Vit C and echinacea have no effect on the cold anyway. Zinc a little more … Vit C and echinacea have no effect on the cold anyway. Zinc a little more complex, but far from proven what benefits it has. Take this and you'll get better in 7 days as opposed to about a week.



Yup it takes about a week to get over a cold with "medicine" or about 7 days without!

That's great! At least with this, I don't have to work so hard to look after my husband when he's been hit with Man-flu (in my dreams)! HEAT!!!
Edited by: "uccalms" 16th Jun 2011

You do realise this is £1.99 for a 'shot', ie one serving. This is not a good deal at all, very expensive.

of course only women will be buying these as expectedly their men will be far to ill to come to the store...

Me thinks some people are missing the point of this..... its a bit 'o fun!!

Lies, damned lies, and statistics! This stuff doesn't work. The only cure for manflu is bedrest, lots of TV/video games and a servant to fetch drinks and snacks.

Cure for man flu

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musicals

Cure for man flu



Quite right, I forgot about that one. These pharmaceutical companies need to stop coming up with solutions for problems that have already been solved.

Whoooooooooooooosh

Dantooine

You do realise this is £1.99 for a 'shot', ie one serving. This is not a … You do realise this is £1.99 for a 'shot', ie one serving. This is not a good deal at all, very expensive.


DADSCAB

Whoooooooooooooosh



Yeah i dont get it so whooooosh!

awesome

Never thought I'd see Leeds United and awesome together in the same place

You said it LMFAO what a dope

Dantooine

Yeah i dont get it so whooooosh!


AMAZING!

DADSCAB

You said it LMFAO what a dope


Ha touché fool, touché!

Placebo, more effective would be a slap round the face.

Minute Maid Orange Juice Vitamin C in 250ml = 110% RDA

In this "shot" product, RDA = 2084%
haha

lol

MAN-FLU! For real men with the snivles!

Any man who says he has 'manflu' should get this special remedy:

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a quick ploy to make a quick buck do human beings need this garbage

raggets

Vit C and echinacea have no effect on the cold anyway. Zinc a little … Vit C and echinacea have no effect on the cold anyway. Zinc a little more complex, but far from proven what benefits it has. Take this and you'll get better in 7 days as opposed to about a week.


I take Zinc and I never get the cold/bugs going around my workplace but when I get 'proper' flu I am hammered hard

Thank flock for this great medical breakthrough - do Sainsburys deliver as I am a bit poorly at the moment and don't think I could make the shops in my current state ....;)
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