Massage your loved one this Xmas! Massager was £34.99, Now £13.12 @ Bondara
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Massage your loved one this Xmas! Massager was £34.99, Now £13.12 @ Bondara

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Found 15th Dec 2015
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Thanks OP. My mum suffers from a bad back so hopefully this massager will give her some relief.
Please dont video it will you.
emiratesstadium

Thanks OP. My mum suffers from a bad back so hopefully this massager will … Thanks OP. My mum suffers from a bad back so hopefully this massager will give her some relief.


I'm not sure this is the sort of thing I'd buy my mother...
repouk

I'm not sure this is the sort of thing I'd buy my mother...



Not something I'd buy my mother either. X)
Personally i just used the blue peter method of filling an empty cigar tube with some angry bees.
Is it just for back pain or can you use in other places where you have arthritis?
Hot from me it's also a karaoke mic least that's what the other half said when i caught her with it in her mouth
Banned
Good God. I was thinking what sort of massager is this and clicked the link. I'm to innocent I think
Will it remove excess ear wax?
Megacamz

Yeah, if you've got arthritis in your vagina.



That is the best comment I've read all year!! X) X)
Not Hitachi, cold.
dazzo1971

Hot from me it's also a karaoke mic least that's what the other half said … Hot from me it's also a karaoke mic least that's what the other half said when i caught her with it in her mouth



ooooohhhhhhhhhhh
emiratesstadium

Thanks OP. My mum suffers from a bad back so hopefully this massager will … Thanks OP. My mum suffers from a bad back so hopefully this massager will give her some relief.



All those moans and groans won't be over her back any more eh!
emiratesstadium

Thanks OP. My mum suffers from a bad back so hopefully this massager will … Thanks OP. My mum suffers from a bad back so hopefully this massager will give her some relief.



​She'll pass it down from generation to generation
emiratesstadium

Thanks OP. My mum suffers from a bad back so hopefully this massager will … Thanks OP. My mum suffers from a bad back so hopefully this massager will give her some relief.


How old is your mum? And what is she wearing?
In falling off the sofa with all the comments lol
Megacamz

Yeah, if you've got arthritis in your vagina.



Awesome comment!
Megacamz

Yeah, if you've got arthritis in your vagina.



Man this comment what a champ haha funny
Best Hot deals post ive ever seen haha
emiratesstadium

Thanks OP. My mum suffers from a bad back so hopefully this massager will … Thanks OP. My mum suffers from a bad back so hopefully this massager will give her some relief.



Hahahaha
why it has a hand wrist strap?
http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Look+at+those+huge+plot+_fefe596140e9a81331c3774ddffd0572.jpg
crazycyp

why it has a hand wrist strap?


So you don't loose it.. hahahahahaha!
mistafaz......what's it got to do with Lenny Henry ?
Reaches the parts other devices can`t, Brrrrrrrrrrr
Gollywood

​She'll pass it down from generation to generation


OMG
Was curious and just followed the link to the website, sad thing is I actually thought this was a masager, as in for tired muscles, but its some kind of pet store site, they sell Rabbits.
SCOUSEKEVIN

Was curious and just followed the link to the website, sad thing is I … Was curious and just followed the link to the website, sad thing is I actually thought this was a masager, as in for tired muscles, but its some kind of pet store site, they sell Rabbits.



Priceless I just spat all my coffee over my keyboard
thats gran sorted cheers bro
stormywhether

Will it remove excess ear wax?


Sure, if you got big ears there.
recharges via usb, that'll look good hanging off the Anker!
I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16.

I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
"Do these excite you?" she asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.

I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.

thought I share the joke.
The Jimmy Jane Hello Touch sounds a little creepy. Cracking review though. 'Great little vibrater very quiet which is a bonus as I can use it while my husband is asleep very flexible and fits in any size bag to take anywhere.'
megacamz.
Your comments of vagina.
You've just killed me.
I swear I love you.
Looks like it could be used as a weapon, could do some serious damage with one of those.
mistafaz



​what lenny Henry got to do with this?
crazycyp

why it has a hand wrist strap?



​So you don't throw it through the TV.
Cracking knowledge of female anatomy in the comments too!
Bought one for my blonde gf for when I was working away. Phoned her to see how she was getting on with it. 'Not very good' she replied. 'It's chipped all my front teeth'.. oO
That's enough Internet for today.....
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