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Mates Ultra Safe Condoms 3Pk @ Asda.com & Instore only £1.00
Mates Ultra Safe Condoms 3Pk @ Asda.com & Instore only £1.00

Mates Ultra Safe Condoms 3Pk @ Asda.com & Instore only £1.00

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For extra reassurance and safety
Mates Ultra Safe condoms have a contoured shape giving a closer fit for extra reassurance and safety, with the added benefit of a spermicidal lubricant.

Features
- Extra Reassurance
- Shaped Condom
- Spermicidally Lubricated

Available in packs of 3

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back."


Also 2 for £7.00 on 12 packs on the most exotic flavours and french ticklers = 86 per 3 pk or 29p per sexual encounter + call girl costs or brandband access if your attempting a posh one!

27 Comments

- Shaped Condom



Shaped like a knob I hope??

If you like to live on the edge try here

dealextreme.com/det…872

One of the water testing comments was a bit off putting though - lol

baroni1971;6571774

If you like to live on the edge try … If you like to live on the edge try herehttp://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.17872One of the water testing comments was a bit off putting though - lol



Yeah...what was he doing with his Dad ?

do these come in xxxl ????

A lifetime of condoms for a quid? Heat added

prepare not to feel a thing

Bargain :w00t:

skintzimbo;6679777

A lifetime of condoms for a quid? Heat added



:giggle:

Banned

Aren't these type normally aimed at gays?

Villa;6680066

Aren't these type normally aimed at gays?



:?

Villa;6680066

Aren't these type normally aimed at gays?



What would be the point in it being spermicidically lubricated then?

Villa;6680066

Aren't these type normally aimed at gays?



Yep. These are extra safe, thus being more likely to protect you in vigorous **** sex. If you're planning vigorous **** sex, these are the ones for you.

willgimmence;6680346

Yep. These are extra safe, thus being more likely to protect you in … Yep. These are extra safe, thus being more likely to protect you in vigorous **** sex. If you're planning vigorous **** sex, these are the ones for you.



?? As already mentioned, these are spermicide lubricated, so not really "aimed" at gays and whatever you're talking about with vigourous sex? I think the 'extra safe' refers to birth control protection...

MKultra;6680755

?? As already mentioned, these are spermicide lubricated, so not really … ?? As already mentioned, these are spermicide lubricated, so not really "aimed" at gays and whatever you're talking about with vigourous sex? I think the 'extra safe' refers to birth control protection...



And I also think you will find...... ahem...... "alternative" entrances :whistling:

frakison;6680795

And I also think you will find...... ahem...... "alternative" entrances … And I also think you will find...... ahem...... "alternative" entrances :whistling:



And I think you'll find the 'extra safe' refers to the 'additional protection' of spermicidal lubricant (not very useful to gay people) as opposed to being particularly thick and intended for gay bum sex!

Excellent these will last for ages. Give them a wash and they are as good as new...

bigfella;6600553

do these come in xxxl ????



Yes I'm sure they do extra extra extra little, so you'll be ok.

bigfella;6600553

do these come in xxxl ????



why, does your boyfriend need em? :whistling:

cling film is much cheaper and one size fits all!

Get the wife spayed, cheaper in the long run.

Only a quid? These will be customer returns then!

Mottmania

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Mottmania;6681683

Only a quid? These will be customer returns then!Mottmania



Yes refurbished models, but you do get 3 month warranty.

MKultra;6680887

And I think you'll find the 'extra safe' refers to the 'additional … And I think you'll find the 'extra safe' refers to the 'additional protection' of spermicidal lubricant (not very useful to gay people) as opposed to being particularly thick and intended for gay bum sex!



Even durex featherlite come with spermicide lubricant..... most sexually active people KNOW what extra safe are for:
a. Tomming
b. Tradesmens activities

:thumbsup:

Always thought ultra safe meant securing it on with a cable tie ?.:thinking:

baroni1971;6571774

If you like to live on the edge try … If you like to live on the edge try herehttp://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.17872One of the water testing comments was a bit off putting though - lol



'Got some of my dads Paperwork wet.'

Now that made me laugh.

defard;6681286

cling film is much cheaper and one size fits all!

:-D

Golden Wonder Salt n Vinegar bag (turned inside out, if you're a considerate lover), secured wi' a laccy band does the trick.

I heard these posh ones were like electrician's gloves smeared with vaseline.

pete_21;6682636

Always thought ultra safe meant securing it on with a cable tie … Always thought ultra safe meant securing it on with a cable tie ?.:thinking:



Safe sex refers to the following

1.Never put your girlfriends' phone numbers on your mobile where the wife might find them.
2.Ask all your sex partners if you can call them,whatever your wife is called,(in case you talk in yout sleep)
3 Ultra safe:-Wait until the wife is out of the country before having sex with your girlfriend:thumbsup::-D
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