Miracle Gro 2kg soluble plant food £7.66 Amazon Prime exclusive
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Miracle Gro 2kg soluble plant food £7.66 Amazon Prime exclusive

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Found 18th Dec 2017
I mean, I dunno. Prime's an easy vehicle for OK-ish deals, this is probably just another. They seem to be peddling a 1 litre bottle of liquid equivalent stuff for the same price, and this makes 720L. I...shall use about 3L, in my life.

I bought that Bonsai tree people were raving about on here a couple of weeks ago. "Hey, this'll make you all esoteric, windswept and interesting, Al. Get one." It's a thing of absolute beauty though, I have to say.

But the damned upkeep, now. Humid, cool room, as much light as humanly possible (it's under a LAMP right now), don't over-water. I don't know what I was thinking. I will kill this thing in record time. I see it as training. Maybe eventually I'll be able to take care of a sentient being. It goes: plant, pet, human. That's the plan.

It all starts with plant fertiliser. Here I come, world.
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Mixing caffeine and cocaine again?
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ITMA54 m ago

Mixing caffeine and cocaine again?


And a touch of fertiliser as of tomorrow
Is this the same as Viagra?
Buy quick..hear this is going up in the spring 😄
Heat for the banter lol
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