Natural / Flavoured & Ribbed Condoms 18pk 99p @ 99p Store
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Natural / Flavoured & Ribbed Condoms 18pk 99p @ 99p Store

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Found 26th Sep 2012
Natural Rubber latex Contraceptives

New sealed factory packed,18 in a pack condoms choose from Flavoured,Natural or Ribbed condoms
100% electronically tested ,each pack has a long use by date (minimum 18 months)

FLAVOURED CONDOMS = BLACKCURRANT,STRAWBERRY AND CHERRY FLAVOURS
NATURAL CONDOMS = UNSCENTED LUBRICATED
RIBBED CONDOMS = LUBRICATED AND RIBBED
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Think this is defiantly in the wrong section!
Hmm...pound shop condoms. Explains why chavs have so many kids!
They say you get what you pay for and i just hope someone's using these as balloons and nothing more.
Could be wrong, Would rather not find out.
Rib flavoured condoms sounds like a winner to me
Good to see they are 'new' at least!
great stocking filler for the In Laws
Do these smell better than normal ones? I hate the rubber smell. I also hate kids and S.T.Ds though, so guess I'll put up with it :P
Edited by: "fishmaster" 26th Sep 2012
FLORALIQUE

Hmm...pound shop condoms. Explains why chavs have so many kids!



Underclass don't buy condoms
From what I understand they should carry a CE mark meaning they are up to the European standard. If they carry it then you should be fine
Is there any kind of legal standard these have to meet.?
I used to use these, but now I have 2 daughters, so yeah, voted hot, if you want to invest 99p into a constant leakage in earnings for the rest of your life.
The blackcurrant ones really do leave a funny taste, whilst giving you a purple tongue.
nebno6

Is there any kind of legal standard these have to meet.?



I thought it was 16?
Sadly I have to use black bin liners so it is a no for me.
pdbis

Sadly I have to use black bin liners so it is a no for me.




quite a load then
http://skeptisys.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/imagesuse-20condoms.jpg
Do the natural ones just taste like a cock?
X)
dames

Do the natural ones just taste like a cock?X)




I don't know - do they?
Word must have got out as a queue forms outside the local 99p store............................................................



http://thedirtyside.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/chavs-init1.jpg
I'm keen to know what the '100% electronically tested bit' is ...

Can't help thinking of Arnie in the Terminator ... poor old Sarah Connor!!!
pdbis

Sadly I have to use black bin liners so it is a no for me.



Are you really that ugly or is for the type of birds you pull?
tried these,i find them too tight and they dont roll all the way over the whole shaft
Are they made in Italy? You would need Extra Large, then.
Pac3y

The blackcurrant ones really do leave a funny taste, whilst giving you a … The blackcurrant ones really do leave a funny taste, whilst giving you a purple tongue.



I can just see Tulisa getting these then..
cobrastang

tried these,i find them too tight and they dont roll all the way over the … tried these,i find them too tight and they dont roll all the way over the whole shaft


perhaps get small rather than extra small then mate
Cheaper than a packet of Wrigleys........and chewier ......so i'm told........(_;)
Sorry to sound stupid, but what is the point of flavoured condoms?

They're not going to taste it in their ****, and you don't really need a condom in your mouth since you're not going to get pregnant, and quite unlikely to get an STD...
sdutton007

Sorry to sound stupid, but what is the point of flavoured condoms?They're … Sorry to sound stupid, but what is the point of flavoured condoms?They're not going to taste it in their ****, and you don't really need a condom in your mouth since you're not going to get pregnant, and quite unlikely to get an STD...



Several reasons

1) Yes you can get an STD orally - herpes, warts etc love warm moist environments. Oral thrush anyone?
2) Some gentlemen blow their beans very quickly so need something to help slow things down making it more fun and ultimately more pleasurable
3) Some recipients don't like the taste of semen or the anticipation of getting a "deposit". For some guys this is a dealbreaker, but others have no issue wearing a condom to help out.

Sorry for being graphic but yeah whatever...
juicyjackie

Several reasons1) Yes you can get an STD orally - herpes, warts etc love … Several reasons1) Yes you can get an STD orally - herpes, warts etc love warm moist environments. Oral thrush anyone?2) Some gentlemen blow their beans very quickly so need something to help slow things down making it more fun and ultimately more pleasurable3) Some recipients don't like the taste of semen or the anticipation of getting a "deposit". For some guys this is a dealbreaker, but others have no issue wearing a condom to help out. Sorry for being graphic but yeah whatever...



Thanks for the reply.

1) I am aware you can get herpes and warts - but my understanding is that you can only catch them when the signs are obvious? And thrush isn't a STD technically.
3) Maybe they should learn to love it and maybe even gargle!

sdutton007

Thanks for the reply.1) I am aware you can get herpes and warts - but my … Thanks for the reply.1) I am aware you can get herpes and warts - but my understanding is that you can only catch them when the signs are obvious? And thrush isn't a STD technically.3) Maybe they should learn to love it and maybe even gargle!;)



Correct, thrush isnt a STD, its an infection none the less which is transmittable, I mentioned it because its actually very common and although it is treatable, it is avoidable.

Tell you what, you gargle with it and let us know how that is? Do you like the taste?

Would love a lemon flavour and see the response!
juicyjackie

Correct, thrush isnt a STD, its an infection none the less which is … Correct, thrush isnt a STD, its an infection none the less which is transmittable, I mentioned it because its actually very common and although it is treatable, it is avoidable. Tell you what, you gargle with it and let us know how that is? Do you like the taste?



My comment about them learning to like it and maybe even gargle was meant to be a joke!

I'll think I'll give it a miss thanks... it's really not my cup of tea!
I wondered why they call them STIs nowadays. I think the Cherry flavour sounds fun for a first time use. How long does the flavour last? Maybe a few days?
given the documentary on poundland the other day, I wonder if 99p stores are doing it too, in which case these could be smaller than normal to save costs!
You mean with perforations, to save on rubber?
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