Netflix And Grill - 21st Century TV Dinner - £12.99 delivered @ Firebox
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Netflix And Grill - 21st Century TV Dinner - £12.99 delivered @ Firebox

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Found 1st Apr 2016
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Netflix and Chill – what started out as innocently curling up on the sofa and tucking into a bit of 'Breaking Bad' has beautifully metamorphosed into a euphemism for casually hooking up.

However, such is the engrossing nature of this activity, young people are no longer finding the time to eat properly. The phenomenon is resulting in widespread malnutrition and a distinct lack of energy, so we've teamed up with the world's greatest online streaming service to bring you – Netflix and Grill. Think of it as the main course for after the inter… course.

For a small addition to your regular Netflix subscription we will deliver two fresh ready meals directly to your door, all you have to do is choose a convenient time slot from within the Netflix app. There are meat and vegan options to choose from and these post-coital feasts are packed with all of the vitamins and nutrients a lusty millennial needs.

Just pop the compact tins under a pre-heated grill and carry on "watching" your favourite Netflix show, they'll be ready to eat in no more than 8 minutes which should give you (and/or your Tinder date) plenty of time to climax at least once.

Don't let the dreadful wordplay fool you, this is the first in a long line of upcoming Netflix bolt-on services designed to increase your productivity without deviating from the task at hand (casual sex whilst watching 'House of Cards' out of the corner of your eye).
Netflix and Quill - Finally pen that romantic novel
Netflix and Drill - Put up that new spice rack
Netflix and Swill - Keep your breath fresh and gums healthy
Netflix and Bill - Chase up those old, unsettled debts
Netflix and Krill - Take care of a small crustacean
Netflix and Will - Think about those you'll leave behind
Netflix and Dill - Garnish a delicious salmon dinner
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Seems like a bargain to me; Netflix subscription not included
April foooooooools hahahahahapahapahhahahahpaha.
DAZZ2000

first in a long line of upcoming Netflix bolt-on services designed to … first in a long line of upcoming Netflix bolt-on services designed to increase your productivity without deviating from the task at hand (casual sex whilst watching 'House of Cards' out of the corner of your eye).


oO
qwerta369

oO



I've also pre ordered the "Netflix and drill"
I prefer Netflix and kill.
What about prime & wine for amazon prime video users get a bottle or three of wine delivered to drink while you whine that everything you look up either doesn't exist or isn't on prime
BigOrkWaaagh

I prefer Netflix and kill.



Yeah...I think it's fair to say that one definitely has a limited (psychopathic) audience
I misread the word 'tucking' after curling up on the sofa.
Hilarious
ili

April foooooooools hahahahahapahapahhahahahpaha.



Well done captain obvious
Deal no longer available ;p Pity it was one day only
Edited by: "jsty3105" 2nd Apr 2016
jsty3105

Deal no longer available ;p Pity it was one day only


Yes. They were available only for one day. Really.
qwerta369

Yes. They were available only for one day. Really.


Some days I'd like Aprils Fools day to be longer - the gag products and services are great to sift through. Then again. wouldn't nearly be as much fun I think if it wasn't condensed to a single day!
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