new lower price Bio Bidet Supreme, Heated Toilet Seat with Blow Dryer and Remote only  £776.25 @ elite heathcare
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new lower price Bio Bidet Supreme, Heated Toilet Seat with Blow Dryer and Remote only £776.25 @ elite heathcare

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Found 27th Feb 2011
Luxury heated toilet seat with warm water spray and blow dryer for the ultimate in cleanliness and comfort. Easily replaces most standard toilet seats.

Features:
• Remote Control - Convenient panel to control and operate the various functions
• Heated Seat - Room Temp ~ 40°C
• Power Saving - Two economy options
• Hydraulic Seat - Gentle closing of seat and lid
• Seat Sensor - Signals that the seat is occupied to commence cleaning operation
• Built in Filter - Protection against limescale build up
• 3 in 1 Nozzle - Patented nozzle for 3 cleansing programs
• Feminine Wash - Soft aerated water spray for feminine cleansing
• Posterior Wash - Soft yet powerful aerated water spray for thorough cleansing
• Turbo Wash - Whirly mass of soft water spray to stimulate bowel movement
• Pulsating Massage - Pulsating and soothing flow of soft water
• Oscillation - Oscillating movement of washing nozzle for thorough cleansing
• Self Cleaning - Automatic self cleaning of washing nozzle before and after use
• Air Drying - Powerful warm air-drying operation
• Self Diagnosis - System warns user of any malfunctions
• Quick Release - Quick release mechanism to detach seat from toilet

14 Comments

Nearly 800 quid to warm ya butt ????? With the size of Mrs Bananas rear quarters would be another tenner a week in leccy.
Love the bit where it says " Self Diagnosis - System warns user of any malfunctions " ..... is that before or after it has blown ya bits off ??


lol
heat
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Super stuff - gets my vote..though not my money

£776.25................... I think someone is taking the pi**

Thats a loodicrous price! (I think its the one John Prescott ordered on his expenses)
Edited by: "tightar5e" 27th Feb 2011

Ha, wouldn't exactly call it a bargain but what a great item lol. This is what you would get for the person who had everything!

Why vote cold when the Last Entry was voted hot!
Admittedly the novelty factor has gone down the pan. X)

What a load of sh*t!

This isn't a novelty but is sold by disabled organisations for people who cannot reach to wipe their backsides. Before you laugh imagine life without it if you couldn't clean up.

Sorry to be so shallow - but this has really made me LOL!! Incapaciating as it must be not to be able to perform these 'functions' without this gadget, it's not exactly portable is it? How do those who might benefit from it manage when not at home?
Also, is there a need for "Turbo Wash - Whirly mass of soft water spray to stimulate bowel movement"
The mere thought of a 'back alley' turbo wash is enough to 'stimulate bowel movement' ... and more!!

P(ost).S(**t) - Roast Chestnuts anyone?!

Edited by: "jelli89" 27th Feb 2011

What sort of weird attention seeker posts something like this? glad i dont live door to the OP i imagine hes the type to superglue a pound to the pavment.

If this also scrubbed the loo, it would be a bargain.

Plus vat takes it to over 900...

I used one of these in a hotel in Japan...they're fairly common out there...it worried me at first, but for those none believers out there, what a bloody marvellous invention! If I could afford one I'd buy it right away! Quality!
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