Nissan Juke Lease Deal £111.18 a month Annual mileage 8000 -  £3917.76 total @ Vehicles for Business
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Nissan Juke Lease Deal £111.18 a month Annual mileage 8000 - £3917.76 total @ Vehicles for Business

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Found 11th May 2017
This looked like a good price on a new Juke over the next two years.

I know lease deals are a bit hit and miss on here but though I would try it. I have a Qashqai from the same company and they have been good thus far.
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Cheap & a brand new car for two years...however emphatically looks like a turd on wheels.
Ah the Nissan Joke, a truly loathsome car. Around my way all the selfish cretins with one seem to insist on driving them with the front fog lights on as well at night time, meaning that there are 6 lights spaced perfectly apart from each other to ensure complete lack of visibility for other, oncoming drivers.

Especially nice as well, what with the main headlights being placed at eye level.

/Rant over
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24 months
£1000.62 incl VAT initial rental
they pay you, I assume?
Banned
Juke not Duke lol
£360 admin fee to include.

I took out a 1 year lease with V4B wouldn't use them again tbh, poor customer service.
HasnainMajeed

Juke not Duke lol


"Puke" surely? A real Marmite design either loved or hated!
Always check these brokers are registered with the BVRLA. It's all too easy to spin up a website, claim your a lease broker and pocket some deposits.
Hope you have better luck with the Duke than my work colleague, 3 engines in 9 months.
holidayinn

£360 admin fee to include. I took out a 1 year lease with V4B wouldn't … £360 admin fee to include. I took out a 1 year lease with V4B wouldn't use them again tbh, poor customer service.



Could you recommend an alterniative cheers as I am currently considering a lease?
Cheap & a brand new car for two years...however emphatically looks like a turd on wheels.
HasnainMajeed

Juke not Duke lol



Puke/Joke/Junk, not Juke. Has to be among the top 3 ugliest cars ever made. Looks a reasonable size on the outside but tiny inside.
Should be called the Jerk as that's how most who have one drive like
ugly but good deal
LOL_is_stupid

Always check these brokers are registered with the BVRLA. It's all too … Always check these brokers are registered with the BVRLA. It's all too easy to spin up a website, claim your a lease broker and pocket some deposits.



I had an issue with a company in the past and the BVRLA were useless. It's a voluntary organisation (that charge a fee) and they have zero power to do anything.

They main accreditation (which actually means something) is the FCA.
Edited by: "Mr.No" 12th May 2017
stuellis

Hope you have better luck with the Duke than my work colleague, 3 engines … Hope you have better luck with the Duke than my work colleague, 3 engines in 9 months.



​To be fair you could say that about most cars. Every model will have their lemons.
Mr.No

I had an issue with a company in the past and the BVRLA were useless. … I had an issue with a company in the past and the BVRLA were useless. It's a voluntary organisation (that charge a fee) and they have zero power to do anything.They main accreditation (which actually means something) is the FCA.


That's really interesting, I never knew that.
Ah the Nissan Joke, a truly loathsome car. Around my way all the selfish cretins with one seem to insist on driving them with the front fog lights on as well at night time, meaning that there are 6 lights spaced perfectly apart from each other to ensure complete lack of visibility for other, oncoming drivers.

Especially nice as well, what with the main headlights being placed at eye level.

/Rant over
WBRacing

Ah the Nissan Joke, a truly loathsome car. Around my way all the selfish … Ah the Nissan Joke, a truly loathsome car. Around my way all the selfish cretins with one seem to insist on driving them with the front fog lights on as well at night time, meaning that there are 6 lights spaced perfectly apart from each other to ensure complete lack of visibility for other, oncoming drivers. Especially nice as well, what with the main headlights being placed at eye level. /Rant over



Once they get their first FPN they usually learn.
Mr.No

I had an issue with a company in the past and the BVRLA were useless. … I had an issue with a company in the past and the BVRLA were useless. It's a voluntary organisation (that charge a fee) and they have zero power to do anything.They main accreditation (which actually means something) is the FCA.



​Not trying to nit-pick as you make a good point, but just in case anyone needs the advice you gave I think you mean FSA (Financial Services Authority)
SgtPepper

​Not trying to nit-pick as you make a good point, but just in case anyone … ​Not trying to nit-pick as you make a good point, but just in case anyone needs the advice you gave I think you mean FSA (Financial Services Authority)



​Edit: Sorry, shows what I know. Turns out there is a Financial Conduct Authority too! You learn something every day!
Sometimes looking different isn't a good thing.
SgtPepper

Not trying to nit-pick as you make a good point, but just in case anyone … Not trying to nit-pick as you make a good point, but just in case anyone needs the advice you gave I think you mean FSA (Financial Services Authority)


I think you mean the FCA (Financial Conduct Authority). They have the extra stripe on the collar.
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4 bags for 2 years - cold
I mean seriously look at the at the f5cking thing? I don't care how cheap this is I would never be seen dead driving around in this piece!
Aw I love it, unfortunately can't afford one so I will have to stick with my little fiat multipla!
admpgk

"Puke" surely? A real Marmite design either loved or hated!



Not a marmite design, pretty widely hated, lol.
SgtPepper

​Edit: Sorry, shows what I know. Turns out there is a Financial Conduct A … ​Edit: Sorry, shows what I know. Turns out there is a Financial Conduct Authority too! You learn something every day!



Fsa no more
One ugly mofo!!!
SgtPepper

​Edit: Sorry, shows what I know. Turns out there is a Financial Conduct A … ​Edit: Sorry, shows what I know. Turns out there is a Financial Conduct Authority too! You learn something every day!



The FCA effectively replaced the FSA.
jcodonne

Could you recommend an alterniative cheers as I am currently considering … Could you recommend an alterniative cheers as I am currently considering a lease?




Here you go

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Edited by: "siadwel" 13th May 2017
Rusty82

​To be fair you could say that about most cars. Every model will have t … ​To be fair you could say that about most cars. Every model will have their lemons.



​how? if it's the whole engine had to be replaced 3 times?
It seems this was a 'Joke' from nissan design team and nissan wanted to prove however ugly car they produce, there will be enough fools who will buy car from them to keep outgoing. they proved it.
ruc

how? if it's the whole engine had to be replaced 3 times?


Probably because these are built in Britain...
ruc

​how? if it's the whole engine had to be replaced 3 times?



​Every model, will have their lemons. Which means, that no manufacturer produces cars that are 100% faultless straight from the factory so it's entirely possible to buy any brand new car that will have endless problems because, it is a lemon. For example, this chaps colleague may have the only one of these in the entire world that has had to have three engines in nine months, does that mean every one will be the same? Answer being, no. That is just an example. My neighbour has this car and had zero problems. Doesn't mean they are all the same.
Personally i would be very tempted just to crash this into a wall at 60mph just to improve the looks IF i had one.
HHUKD

The FCA effectively replaced the FSA.


Ah right, thanks. That's good to know for future reference.
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