Nissan juke visia 1.6 36 month lease 1+ 35 £164.24pm - £6272.64 @ mad-sheep
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Nissan juke visia 1.6 36 month lease 1+ 35 £164.24pm - £6272.64 @ mad-sheep

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Found 16th Feb
1+35 @ £164.24*36 + admin £360 = £6272.64.

Warranty and breakdown cover included. A good non high deposit deal.

8000 miles per year. 24000 overall.
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Heat for the deal. Had one of these as a hire car. Horrible. Heat anyway at this price
Nissan Joke
Second ugliest car ever made, after the fiat multipla
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Heat for the deal. Had one of these as a hire car. Horrible. Heat anyway at this price
Nissan Joke
Second ugliest car ever made, after the fiat multipla
Possibly the ugliest car since the 2cv
Nice looking car. What do you juke hatters drive seen as you think the juke is ugly?
you_gotta_be_kidding39 m ago

Second ugliest car ever made, after the fiat multipla


I had a Multipla. It looked like a deformed dolphin, but damn was it practical!
Juke - a joke /puke.
ALBO4EVER24 m ago

Nice looking car. What do you juke hatters drive seen as you think the …Nice looking car. What do you juke hatters drive seen as you think the juke is ugly?


A Merc E350 cabriolet so you see I really wouldn't swop.
M0nkeymick1 h, 9 m ago

Possibly the ugliest car since the 2cv


2cv is a classic - pfft phillistine.
You need to pay me before I would drive one.
Mind you if you want to take your missus to Harvester in style that’s your banger right there ...
Edited by: "Holgmaster" 16th Feb
Face like a slapped ar$e them....
thekanester1 h, 48 m ago

I had a Multipla. It looked like a deformed dolphin, but damn was it …I had a Multipla. It looked like a deformed dolphin, but damn was it practical!


So did I, It drove as bad as it looked and was about as reliable as the wifes headaches!.
.MUFC.10 m ago

So did I, It drove as bad as it looked and was about as reliable as the …So did I, It drove as bad as it looked and was about as reliable as the wifes headaches!.


That's funny as mine was really good on the road due to the wide stance and did 40mpg. Reasonably reliable too except for the leaky sunroofs. Wish they made more 6 seaters like that.
thekanester9 m ago

That's funny as mine was really good on the road due to the wide stance …That's funny as mine was really good on the road due to the wide stance and did 40mpg. Reasonably reliable too except for the leaky sunroofs. Wish they made more 6 seaters like that.


Mine was the petrol one, Injector problems mainly. I recall it didn't really like going around bends, handled like a milk float mainly due to that wide stance ;). The layout was excellent I agree but wasn't very exciting. Honda made one with a similar layout, probably drives nicer too ;). That's just my opinion, For everyday driving, School runs it would be ok. I just regretted everything about buying that car lol, It was cursed.
jongerry8 h, 34 m ago

A Merc E350 cabriolet so you see I really wouldn't swop.


Now that is one useless fugly car. I bet you lost more than the juke is worth in the first year too👎.
ALBO4EVER1 h, 27 m ago

Now that is one useless fugly car. I bet you lost more than the juke is …Now that is one useless fugly car. I bet you lost more than the juke is worth in the first year too👎.


If I'd only lost £1 that would be more than a Juke was worth.
Defo a car to impress the ladies.

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Ugly styling aside: it has a very small, impractical interior. Still, ladies 'of a certain age' seem to like 'em, no idea why; maybe they feel sorry for them and have an urge to 'mother' them?
Broadsword16th Feb

Cheaper at smart leasing …Cheaper at smart leasing solutions.https://www.smartleasingsolutions.com/personal-lease-cars/nissan/juke-hatchback/juke-hatchback-16-visia-5dr-284390138and lower admin fee.


Looks like the same website just different colours
nokiafusion1 h, 21 m ago

Looks like the same website just different colours



A lot of the lease websites seem to use the same web platform. Totally different companies.
Really poor deal - so many other providers offering a cheaper deal for same car as a total price.

Aside from that, a really average car that's been around for eight years now, with a small Boot. and a noisy engine when doing high speeds.
jongerry19 h, 39 m ago

A Merc E350 cabriolet so you see I really wouldn't swop.


Hideous car
Edited by: "brooky" 17th Feb
My Mrs loves hers tbh. Got it on Yes leasing for 150 per month 10k miles pa last summer. Seen the deal on here. Keeps her away from mine. Worth every penny
Edited by: "sirotika" 17th Feb
There is something about a lease deal that makes everyone want to give their opinion on what something looks like to them or other people's financial choices.
CoeK1 h, 3 m ago

There is something about a lease deal that makes everyone want to give …There is something about a lease deal that makes everyone want to give their opinion on what something looks like to them or other people's financial choices.


Like a £500 0% finance TV deal?
Edited by: "BristolBillyBob" 18th Feb
my mum had one, it was a nice car to drive and look at. but the mpg was poor, think about 37 mpg, whereas she gets 45 mpg in her new jazz.
anyway had to sell it due to automatic gearbox failing, after three yea and 25k miles
jongerry16th Feb

A Merc E350 cabriolet so you see I really wouldn't swop.


Can't spell swap but won't drive a Juke.....
Had one for 3 years; a Tekna automatic - loved it and not a monent’s bother - only changed due to needing a car more suitable to take my dogs out in; wouldn’t hesitate to get another Juke
mpfree18th Feb

Can't spell swap but won't drive a Juke.....


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Edited by: "WBRacing" 4th Mar
The.Londoners18th Feb

Had one for 3 years; a Tekna automatic - loved it and not a monent’s b …Had one for 3 years; a Tekna automatic - loved it and not a monent’s bother - only changed due to needing a car more suitable to take my dogs out in; wouldn’t hesitate to get another Juke


From someone who posts shoes, handbags and perfume - like I said above: "... ladies 'of a certain age' seem to like 'em, no idea why; maybe they feel sorry for them and have an urge to 'mother' them?"
WBRacing4th Mar

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Weird I didn't post anything about my opinion or argue a point of view.....

But when you've got an old meme to use that doesn't completely fit and everyone's seen before you bust that bad boy out....

Then people will think your original I suppose.
ALBO4EVER16th Feb

Nice looking car. What do you juke hatters drive seen as you think the …Nice looking car. What do you juke hatters drive seen as you think the juke is ugly?


My Wife has a 67 Plate Ford Kuga and I drive a 15 plate BMW 520 Estate... I still think the Juke is Ugly
ALBO4EVER4 h, 22 m ago

You dont see many estate cars but you do see alot of jukes. I think you … You dont see many estate cars but you do see alot of jukes. I think you will find alot more people dislike your estate car . And yes your estate car is ugly to many of us.But aslong as your happy with your purchase thats all that matters. We all like different things


You are of course right, we all have different tastes and that's fine. But that won't stop me speaking up everytime someone mentions a Juke. The Juke is literally the only car on the road right now that I look at and think WTF were they thinking buying that ugly thing
Besford4th Mar

From someone who posts shoes, handbags and perfume - like I said above: …From someone who posts shoes, handbags and perfume - like I said above: "... ladies 'of a certain age' seem to like 'em, no idea why; maybe they feel sorry for them and have an urge to 'mother' them?"


Reported as offensive - presumably you feel this kind of sexist, ageist comment is appropriate despite no knowledge of the individuals to whom you refer - I find it inappropriate & offensive
The.Londoners1 h, 59 m ago

Reported as offensive - presumably you feel this kind of sexist, ageist …Reported as offensive - presumably you feel this kind of sexist, ageist comment is appropriate despite no knowledge of the individuals to whom you refer - I find it inappropriate & offensive


But you took two and a half weeks to be offended! Lighten up dear - read the thread and you'll realise there are a lot of lighthearted comments about this car. One of the mildest car threads I've read on here - you should see the ones which get really 'blokey'. Anyway, if you are serious then I apologise.
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