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Nouvelle Toilet Tissue 12x225 Sheet Pack. Half Price £2.45. Somerfield. Instore until 15/01/2008
Nouvelle Toilet Tissue 12x225 Sheet Pack. Half Price £2.45. Somerfield. Instore until 15/01/2008

Nouvelle Toilet Tissue 12x225 Sheet Pack. Half Price £2.45. Somerfield. Instore until 15/01/2008

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Quality Loo Roll at a bargain price.

Stock up, toilet tissue is expensive and this is a good buy !

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Cheap **** :lol:

Tbh I'd rather wipe my **** on 80grit sandpaper, it's softer.

Thanks for sharing this but think I'll pass too. Bought Andrex 12 pack for £2.99 from Semi Chem.

Could I add that a 4 pack of scented Charmin linen is available at Morrisons for £1.00

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Shengis;1422917

Cheap **** :lol:Tbh I'd rather wipe my **** on 80grit sandpaper, it's … Cheap **** :lol:Tbh I'd rather wipe my **** on 80grit sandpaper, it's softer.



I had heard rumours you'd been on some late night CH4 alternative sex programme. What happened with the cheese grater ? :p:)

Thanks for sharing this but think I'll pass too. Bought Andrex 12 pack … Thanks for sharing this but think I'll pass too. Bought Andrex 12 pack for £2.99 from Semi Chem.



That's seriously cheap ! Who are Semi Chem ? Have you got a link.
I'd give my right cheek for some Andrex !!

hottoshop;1423027

I had heard rumours you'd been on some late night CH4 alternative sex … I had heard rumours you'd been on some late night CH4 alternative sex programme.



Rumours as always are highly over-rated. I'm WAY to depraved to be let loose on TV :w00t:

Anyway, after a quick bit of comparative research on Tesco website I've decided that this is hot for the price, if not for the overall quality of the product ;-)

it's £1.99 in Home bargains if you have one nearby..always that price

quality? :w00t:

nouvelle definitely belongs to the sh!t smearing class when it comes to toilet roll. gives you a rawhide and can be had for considerably less than two fifty

cold

The Exquisite;1423216

quality? :w00t:nouvelle definitely belongs to the sh!t smearing class … quality? :w00t:nouvelle definitely belongs to the sh!t smearing class when it comes to toilet roll. gives you a rawhide and can be had for considerably less than two fiftycold



Yeah but its recycled and much loved by the tree huggers :lol:

voted ring sting hot

48 rolls of some make or another at Costco is £11 odd inc vat, its as good as Andrex too.

Banned

why use paper to spread it around when you can use water and wash it away .. more hygienic and much cheaper i would have thought.

I don't bother wiping because I wash my pants every day. The washing machine is the best accessory for removing soiled underwear.

Eeeeeeeew! That's gross!

good price, it isnt like all of a sudden you are going to stop needing to wipe your @rse, unless you have serious medical problems.

always stock up when bog roll is cheap.

its all **** paper

Banned

home bargains.

Its the future £1.99

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Trouble is you lot have been so spoilt !
If you had been bought up on Izal Toilet paper which was normally substituted with The Daily Mirror a couple of days before Father got paid then you'd realise just how good Nouvelle is ! Wimps !

The only thing that's slightly offputting with this recycled toilet paper is the warning on the back "This product may contain nuts"

Poundland sell Nouvell pack of 4 for £1.

Homebargains sell the 12 roll packs of Nouvelle for £1.99, usually in stock all the time. They also do 4 rolls for 72p

I love toilet roll snobs. They are still using paper to rub sh-it around their harris. It's like evolution never occured.

I hate this cheap rubbish - reminds me of the stuff we used to get in school

I normally pay about £4.50, so this is a good deal! I will admit I do sometimes have a poo!:oops:

Nouvelle is the WORST TOILET PAPER EVER. Nice find if you're not bothered about your bog roll though - although in that case you may as well buy Tesco Value or whatever.

Would rather rub my ass against a tree

dazco;1424751

Would rather rub my ass against a tree



One perversion I have yet to try, I must admit:w00t::lol:

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dazco;1424751

Would rather rub my ass against a tree



I hate to tell you this dazco dear but, unless you use a bidet, that is exactly what you've been doing since you were first potty trained. :oops:

For an easy to understand guide on how paper is made go here : :thinking:
tappi.org/pap…htm

Now where's that "quote of the week" thread ?:whistling::p
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