Nuts need cracking? Get them done with Facklemann's Nutcracker just 25p @ Asda
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Nuts need cracking? Get them done with Facklemann's Nutcracker just 25p @ Asda

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Found 20th May 2016
The Fackelmann's tradition of cracking nuts goes back generations in Austria.

Old lady Facklemann cracked her first set of nuts in front of a roaring fire in the winter of 1826, while her family looked on. Old man Facklemann's eyes lit up as his wife handled his freshly cracked salty nuts, and a tear slowly rolled down his cheek.

A tear of joy.

You too can be part of this rich tradition and head along to Asda, where Facklemann's nutcrackers can be had for just 25p.

A 'cracking' good price if you'll forgive the pun.

Seen at Asda, Wakefield, Durkar.

24 Comments

You will never get my nuts in these

I don't forgive the pun.

Present for the Mother in Law, she likes to bust my balls.

Original Poster

I don't forgive the pun.



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You will never get my nuts in these


I think tweezers will do for that.

Much cheaper than getting married!

absolute ball breaking deal!

you got anything to empty my nuts

comes with a warning "keep away from the mrs"

Fackelmann is incidentally similar to what you would say if you cracked your actual nuts.

The feminists will love this thread.

Good for taking on holiday and when you're eating that lobster, you can crack it open and reach awkward parts!!!!!!

A nut cracker! Sweet.

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do I really want to shell out on this?

Saves me doing this!
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I can crack my own nuts thanks (_;)
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Excellent! My neighbours wife said could I pop round so she could attend to my nuts. So clever me will get this as a gift for her!

this makes me uncomfortable

I always get my sister to crack my nuts at Christmas. she's always cracked my nuts at Christmas since we were little. and she doesn't make too much mess for herself to clean up either.

Filth.

ashmac

you got anything to empty my nuts



​Use some diy buddy, work those forearms.

Canelo has used these on himself when he ducked ggg by dumping his belt. He's got no nuts left.

I always get my sister to crack my nuts at Christmas. she's always … I always get my sister to crack my nuts at Christmas. she's always cracked my nuts at Christmas since we were little. and she doesn't make too much mess for herself to clean up either.


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