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Oregon 2-Stroke Engine Oil - 100ML - £1.99 @ Screwfix (Free Click & Collect)
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Oregon 2-Stroke Engine Oil - 100ML - £1.99 @ Screwfix (Free Click & Collect)

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Posted 31st Jan

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Specially formulated 2 stroke semi-synthetic oil for high performance air cooled two stroke engines such as chainsaws, brushcutters and horticultural equipment. Exact amount for 5Ltr of unleaded fuel. Semi-synthetic low smoke formula. Red colour identifies petrol mix. Protects against spark plug malfunction. Completely miscible, will not separate from petrol mix.
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Is that the normal price Op or on discount ( I haven’t got a clue ) ?
Nothing special for 100ml
I'm only after one stroke, not 2. Any ideas?
guttediam31/01/2020 21:19

Is that the normal price Op or on discount ( I haven’t got a clue ) ? ( …Is that the normal price Op or on discount ( I haven’t got a clue ) ?


It's probably normal, bit pricey for two stroke oil but apparently it's good stuff.

Hang on....it's 9.30 on a Friday night and I'm here commenting on deals for two stroke oil,what happened to me ?
luke.o.zade31/01/2020 21:30

It's probably normal, bit pricey for two stroke oil but apparently it's …It's probably normal, bit pricey for two stroke oil but apparently it's good stuff.Hang on....it's 9.30 on a Friday night and I'm here commenting on deals for two stroke oil,what happened to me ?


Life my friend, wasn’t up for partying for Brexit don’t tell anyone I’m blitzing my kitchen at the min ( last 4 hours ) living the dream lol

Edit, thanx for info
Edited by: "guttediam" 31st Jan
You can get 10 times more for 3 times the price.

ebay.co.uk/itm…364
Sparkz2k1631/01/2020 21:20

I'm only after one stroke, not 2. Any ideas?


You need to eat foods high in trans fats such as pastries and doughnuts, sausage rolls are ideal.

Make sure you are getting enough fatty red meat, particularly the processed stuff.

A few pepperoni pizzas a day should help with extra spicy beef and bacon topping. Make sure you get plenty of salt in your diet, usually crisps and fast food chips help tremendously as they are already laden with it.

Forget exercise, fruits, vegetables, nuts and seeds, have at least 3 Chinese and 2 Indian takeaways a week (lots of Ghee, nitrites and MSG) and drink plenty of fizzy drinks.

You need to live a stressful existence, maybe get a job in a big city stock exchange to reduce your risk of getting any sleep and increase your exposure to traffic pollutants.

If you want to avoid 2 stroke I suggest you retire with your Ill gotten gains, move to a small seaside or rural village where there isn't a Greggs or a Mcdonald's. Take up swimming and fell running (gradually) eat a Mediterranean or Vegan diet (easy on the pizza) Get a decent mattress and decent pillows. (I know as I'm writing this at 5am)

Life won't be all that bad because you can treat yourself to the occasional red wine, a bit of dark chocolate and lots of sex.

With Valentine's coming up you could completely bypass the one stroke, get the wine and choccies in (purportedly for your missus) and get a mistress if your missus prefers pepperoni pizza to passion
Edited by: "gazdoubleu" 1st Feb
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