Pat Butcher canvas clock ONLY £14.70 @ amazon (sold by Seasons Original Art)
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Pat Butcher canvas clock ONLY £14.70 @ amazon (sold by Seasons Original Art)

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Found 22nd Oct 2013
The disappointing feeling when you open your secret santa gift is nearly upon us. Disappoint a friend or work colleague with a Pat Butcher clock.

Here are a few other wonderful gift ideas available at amazon -

Nicolas Cage pillow cases
Paul Ross box canvas print
Russ Abbott tea towels

Delightful.

62 Comments

Have some heat just for making me laugh with your description!!!

brilliant!

love it - no offence to the actress but what an awful thing so funny

Jimmy cranky g-string?

Lmao, this is so bad it's good!

Original Poster

lilliesmummy11

love it - no offence to the actress but what an awful thing so funny



But what a tremendous gift it would make! (_;)

PS - I once met this lovely actress parked side by side on a car ferry in North West Scotland... her dog was trying to get in our car to play, and ours was trying to get in her car at the same time. I had a nagging feeling that I knew this lady but couldn't place her! She was charming and really smiley - I guess her life was a lot happier than poor ole Pat's!!!

5.0 out of 5 stars Monumental, 9 Sep 2013
By Mr. P. J. Nicholls "Bexiferous" (Wolverhampton, England, UK) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
This review is from: PAM ST.CLEMENT - Canvas Clock (A5 - Signed by the Artist) #js001
Pam/Pat is the new Lady Diana. No doubt about that.

I'd been looking for a commemorative plate of Pam/Pat for many moons and had all but given up the goat, then I spied this on Amazon while looking for some coffee cups (also purchased - do the job well, but there's a slight aftertaste of cardamom when you drink from one of the cups. Not casting aspersions, but I think they'd been used and sent back. Some people have no shame).

My Pam/Pat clock has pride of place in our downstairs toilet. She's very well hung on the wall facing said toilet (shrine) and she watches on approvingly as we're sitting doing our ablutions (Today's: wet & windy). Her gaze gives great comfort and is an inspiration to us all, especially during number 2's. The most solemn, moving experience of anyone's day (number 2's) is now given the gravitas it deserves.

Thank you Pam/Pat. Thank you so very much. God bless.

Can we have a bit of respect for the dead please.

Have some respect for the dead please people R.I.P. Pat Now if anyone could find me a deal on any of those earrings she used to wear, i'd vote hot

qwerta369

Can we have a bit of respect for the dead please.



Great minds X)

Is the Dean Gafney 1 still available? I can't find the hukd link from last year!

What was the price before the deal? This is not a deal is it.....

Ahhh long gone are the days of 2 inch make up, shoulder pads and clothes made of shiny material

i must be going , its five past pam's chin!

Original Poster

PAULTRD

What was the price before the deal? This is not a deal is it.....



I know what you're thinking, it must have gone up in value since Pat Butchers death. But no! Its still at the bargain price of £14.70.

the gooner

I know what you're thinking, it must have gone up in value since Pat … I know what you're thinking, it must have gone up in value since Pat Butchers death. But no! Its still at the bargain price of £14.70.



This has gone up! It was £9 before march 7th oO

Couldn't resist any longer, she can keep my dog n bone warm any day.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41nnAqHQqXL.jpg

amazon.co.uk/Pam…_17

You can also create a personalised one on Truprint much cheaper, just type in "pat butcher naked" into Google images and then upload photo to Truprint.




Hope someone actually does that

This is a great post well done!
Just looking round and found this - I can see the slogan now:-
I Ate your sister and now your mum wants to bite me ed 'off.....
amazon.co.uk/Jer…h_6

Go for the real deal....RIGHT HERE !

Awesome

Unfortunately way too arousing to have in my bedroom... Damn

jesus christ, check this secret santa pressie out amazon.co.uk/Who…_12

£15 for a secret santa!!! You must work at a utilities company.....EDF...SSE?

I bought this last year as a secret santa - the lad was not impressed. Neither was the bloke the previous year who got a Dean Gaffney clock. I really don't understand why!

HOT simply for the hilarity of the post. Well done OP!

My face when I saw this deal

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8nfzhjgR1qdojzho1_500.gif

The only thing disappointing about the Nic cage pillowcases is the price. Is it not around £10 for just one?

HOT just from reading some of the reviews, for example:

"I have one of these in each of my good rooms. I like it best at around 10 to 2 or 10 past 11. That's when the hands cover her eyes. When they don't she tells me to do bad things."

and

This Pam St. Clement A5 canvas clock has saved my marriage. It convinced me to murder my wife and bury her under my patio thus saving both of us from that ghastly marriage....

LOL!

the reviews are hilarious

Wow, just what I was looking for thanks OP.

My life is now complete.

Prefer the Steve McFadden one myself...

WTF!

A Gail Tilsley barometer would be nice.

Paul Ross box canvas print is THE best.

so bad its amazingly good!

A lovely gift idea for your loved ones at Christmas...would look particularly festive with some well placed tinsel......have some HEAT!

Awesome, have some heat.

The Armando Iannucci Long Handled Shopping Bag caught my eye:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31cnsWE%2BkDL.jpg
LINK

And how's this for random:
Photo Jigsaw Puzzle of A portrait of Manchester United Finance Director Nick Humby from Manchester United
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51S-IousxoL._SX385_.jpg
LINK

http://i.imgur.com/1t5w73y.jpg
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