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Perfect Xmas present for your wife - Only £99.00 / £194 delivered and free upgrade @ Coffin company
Perfect Xmas present for your wife - Only £99.00 / £194 delivered and free upgrade @ Coffin company

Perfect Xmas present for your wife - Only £99.00 / £194 delivered and free upgrade @ Coffin company

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Lo, heat for the cheek
Edited by: "sweetpea10" 14th Dec 2016

Classy gift!

oO!

Dead good deal that

Get two... just in case she comes back to haunt you.

she probably feels the same about you.

she still hasn't used the one I bought her last year!

order something from amazon. they will send you a huge oversize box which will do just as well

I wouldn't be seen dead in that

Heat for the coffin...as it goes through the incinerator!

Shirley the patio is cheaper ?

95quid to ship a cardboard box. That price alone would kill you.

Just hope it doesn't rain on the day of the funeral! oO

Dead beat deal, heat added X)

Original Poster

TheSweeney

she still hasn't used the one I bought her last year!




That's the big fear!
The bigger fear is, have you wasted your beer money!

Anybody got a code for free delivery?

Why did you lot get married if you hate your wives that much?

I'm sure mines stepped out of one

Original Poster

dealwatcher55

Why did you lot get married if you hate your wives that much?



The washing and the ironing really.

Cheers - that and a Toblerone, that's my old man's christmas sorted...

My wife is Chinese, if she dies, she gets barbecued, with Sichuan pepper sauce, rice noodles and a few bottles of Pearl River to wash her down with.

Original Poster

Gentle_Giant

My wife is Chinese, if she dies, she gets barbecued, with Sichuan pepper … My wife is Chinese, if she dies, she gets barbecued, with Sichuan pepper sauce, rice noodles and a few bottles of Pearl River to wash her down with.




Disgusting that!
I can't believe anyone would drink that Pearl River.

backinstock

The washing and the ironing really.



You're a naughty man, but puts me in mind of...

'Doctor, doctor, I think the wife's dead!'
'What do you mean "think"?'
'Well, the sex is the same, but the washing's piling up.'

backinstock

Disgusting that!I can't believe anyone would drink that Pearl River.



Pearl River is the nicest larger beer I have had in China, far better than the tinned bud "chilled pee" they serve in so many of the Karaoke bars.

thewongwing101

Shirley the patio is cheaper ?


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£95 for delivery must be a Dead weight oO

Wonder if they do 'instant light' ones. Could also save a few quid on Crematorium bills.

cardboard coffin?

Just the thing for my 90's undertaker cosplay.

I like a good joke but I don't like that

Cold, I'm afraid.

Keep the jokes lively

useful for inlaws

Don't know about the wife... but that is the mother-in-laws Christmas present sorted.

akGTR

I like a good joke but I don't like that :(Cold, I'm afraid. Keep the … I like a good joke but I don't like that :(Cold, I'm afraid. Keep the jokes lively


Or deadly!

Amazon prime would be good for this.
and how much wrap would I need? oO

I would never buy that for my wife she means everything to me I can't live without her. If she tells me to jump I say how high I would do anything for her that's why I married her I would never disrespect my wife or anyone's wife for that matter

Original Poster

argosextra

I would never buy that for my wife she means everything to me I can't … I would never buy that for my wife she means everything to me I can't live without her. If she tells me to jump I say how high I would do anything for her that's why I married her I would never disrespect my wife or anyone's wife for that matter



Have you been drinking all day?

argosextra

I would never buy that for my wife she means everything to me I can't … I would never buy that for my wife she means everything to me I can't live without her. If she tells me to jump I say how high I would do anything for her that's why I married her I would never disrespect my wife or anyone's wife for that matter



that's nice

but is ​anyone else reading this guy's name as Argo sextra?

argosextra

I would never buy that for my wife she means everything to me I can't … I would never buy that for my wife she means everything to me I can't live without her. If she tells me to jump I say how high I would do anything for her that's why I married her I would never disrespect my wife or anyone's wife for that matter



​phone hacked eh?

argosextra

I would never buy that for my wife she means everything to me I can't … I would never buy that for my wife she means everything to me I can't live without her. If she tells me to jump I say how high I would do anything for her that's why I married her I would never disrespect my wife or anyone's wife for that matter


Meh, she'd never know.
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