Personal Body Fat Measure Glitch - Perfect For Secret Santa (Or Him / Her Indoors)
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Personal Body Fat Measure Glitch - Perfect For Secret Santa (Or Him / Her Indoors)

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Found 24th Nov
Fancy a new career as an NHS Dietician or personal trainer? Want to say "I love you" to your other half in a truly memorable way? This is the perfect deal for you.

Show how much you care by gifting this deluxe body fat measuring device for just £0.74 (approximately) including delivery from our latest purveyors of Chinese tat, Gearbest.

Once you have logged in, simply use the code "40%OFF$1" to bring the cost down to less than a bite's worth of a Gregg's sausage roll.

Makes the perfect 'Secret Santa' gift too. Currently, delivery times are around 2 weeks - so it should arrive at exactly the right time. Enjoy!

15 Comments

I would use it to measure how much gearbest deals suck.

I just use a mirror to see how fat I am each day

Secret Santa

Nobody had better buy me that!!!

what a delightful gift to remind me how many mince pies I've eaten!!

Do they do bigger ones for Mrs Chubbs ?

Not a glitch!

Why does it say glitch when everything from gear best is cheap tat?

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Youftbarsteward16 m ago

Do they do bigger ones for Mrs Chubbs ?




I've got you covered 'bro! Simply construct a more suitable device using a pair of laundry tongs, and a 12 inch ruler.

Sorted!

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Price is 70p for me.. the same product is £5+ on Prime, I got one as want to start regime after xmas.. cheers OP heat added

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frozencake9 m ago

Price is 70p for me.. the same product is £5+ on Prime, I got one as want …Price is 70p for me.. the same product is £5+ on Prime, I got one as want to start regime after xmas.. cheers OP heat added



Glad you found the secret Black Friday price glitch, and it just shows how much extra people are paying for the 'convenience' of Amazon Prime!

cb-uk3 m ago

Glad you found the secret Black Friday price glitch, and it just shows how …Glad you found the secret Black Friday price glitch, and it just shows how much extra people are paying for the 'convenience' of Amazon Prime!




Hence why Jeff Bezos is on course to be the world's first trillionaire lol

Seriously, how is this a glitch op? Idiot.

Fat is good.....and Fat people cook and taste better..........it's great gravy too

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cburns1 h, 54 m ago

Fat is good.....and Fat people cook and taste better..........it's great …Fat is good.....and Fat people cook and taste better..........it's great gravy too


But only when consumed with fava beans and a nice Chianti
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