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Pocket Toilet (Ardern Healthcare) £3.99 @ Halfords instore
Pocket Toilet (Ardern Healthcare) £3.99 @ Halfords instore

Pocket Toilet (Ardern Healthcare) £3.99 @ Halfords instore

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POCKETOILET™ utilises advanced technology originally developed to relieve the problems of astronauts in space. The material will absorb urine up to 30 times its own weight.

The pocket toilet contains fluids safely whilst you are on the move. Designed for urine, the rapid performing super absorbent lining converts the fluid into a secure gel for safe disposal. POCKETOILET™ also helps contain odours and prevent germs from spreading. Ideal for travel and incontinence sufferers it is also recommended for the elderly and those with impaired mobility. The reinforced opening is easy to hold in use.

A single pouch can lock away 400ml of urine, with no danger of leakage, making it suitable for all males upwards of 3 years old. POCKETOILET™ is a glove box necessity for all male motorists who may get stuck in a traffic jam! .

*Slightly Cheaper at Wellbury.co.uk, but out of stock.*

39 Comments

Voted hot for being the most awesome invention ever.

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was this just on gmtv lol heat addded.....

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was this just on gmtv lol heat addded.....



Should have said - As seen on This Morning - lol

can you poop into it or should i just continue to use a tescos back and my sock

Can it just be dumped in a layby like the wee filled bottles of Coke it is intended to replace?

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aurora

Can it just be dumped in a layby like the wee filled bottles of Coke it … Can it just be dumped in a layby like the wee filled bottles of Coke it is intended to replace?



pmsl ha ha X)

I just saw it on tv. How us women are supposed to wee in it i am confused but if its winter at least your fingers will get warm from piddling on them.

whateveryouwant

pmsl ha ha X)I just saw it on tv. How us women are supposed to wee in it … pmsl ha ha X)I just saw it on tv. How us women are supposed to wee in it i am confused but if its winter at least your fingers will get warm from piddling on them.



Women have to buy a Sheewee to go with it

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Back to the sock and bag then lol

Oh get real, who in their right mind would use one of these stupid things?? Just pull over, get out and have a pish, simple!!

I can't see this catching on. I was once at a Leeds RL match when blokes were just peeing where they stood and it ran down the stands to the front. People who care will find a real place to wee, those who don't will waz anywhere.
Edited by: "aurora" 12th Nov 2010

Dispose of carefully - Not to be flushed down toilets. Out the window then

Gball

Oh get real, who in their right mind would use one of these stupid … Oh get real, who in their right mind would use one of these stupid things?? Just pull over, get out and have a pish, simple!!


That sounds like a great option in rush hour in the City Centre.

Theyve been using things like this for awhile in hospitals. Clever piece of kit.

dyanisis1978

can you poop into it or should i just continue to use a tescos back and … can you poop into it or should i just continue to use a tescos back and my sock



Heh heh heh! I am assuming you insert the bag into the sock to give it structure rather than deficating directly into the sock & just using the bag for disposal purposes?

mwarner

Heh heh heh! I am assuming you insert the bag into the sock to give it … Heh heh heh! I am assuming you insert the bag into the sock to give it structure rather than deficating directly into the sock & just using the bag for disposal purposes?



your taking the ****, they use the sock to wipe !!!
Edited by moderator: "Do not bypass swear filter" 12th Nov 2010

hang on a minute , my cat has similar stuff in the cat litter tray , and its like £4 for a 1gk bag !!

hmmmm

Turns urine into a solidified gel that can double up as a gift to give to others.

This is all very well - but does it come with curtains? Cos, I reckon it won't be nice to be caught out with your wanger in your hand whilst sitting in a car - next thing you know I'll have Stan Collymore & George Michael gawping in through the passenger door.

"Officer, I swear I wasn't playing with myself - I simply found a hot deal on a pocket toilet online" [gets led away arm behind his back]

Not only that when I go for a slash - they call people in on overtime at the local sewage works - not sure this has the capacity for a bison bladder like mine.

Also...these are no good for a No2 - I tried ...really messy....I'm still trying to get the marks off the upholstery in our Picasso.






Edited by: "HankMcSpank" 12th Nov 2010

Up to 400ml? I'm sure I've taken tiddles in the past that could easily have filled a pint glass, so this'd just about manage. Hot (or urine warm, at least) for me!

Your trousers would be most definitely down when you gave them your name...

HankMcSpank

This is all very well - but does it come with curtains? Cos, I reckon it … This is all very well - but does it come with curtains? Cos, I reckon it wouldn't be nice to be caught with your wanger in your hand whilst sitting in a car - next thing you know I'll have Stan Collymore & George Michael gawping in through the passenger door."Officer, I swear I wasn't playing with myself - I simply found a hot deal on a pocket toilet online" [gets led away arm behind his back]

Why do I get the feeling they'll be selling a lot of these to dedicated Warcraft players?

400ml isn't much to be honest. OVERFLOW!

Wouldn't like this to land on my head at a festival if someone in the middle of the crowd decided to launch it like they do when they pee in a bottle or cup and throw it!! This would be like being hit by a wet brick!!

I check all pockets before any washing load.

lololololololololololol.....i cant stop laughing...wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

does this go back in your pocket after use?
Edited by: "royals" 12th Nov 2010

scorez

400ml isn't much to be honest. OVERFLOW!



2 bags lol.....can you image trying to swap over.....lol....prob a good waht happens next video.....yep its all over the floor

Love this thread...................next comment

We just keep a potty and a loo roll in the boot of the car. Supposed to be for the kids but im not proud if im desperate.


Edited by: "busymom" 12th Nov 2010

Oooh a perfect secret santa gift, hot from me!!

Everyone should be issued with a free one at the music festivals instead of having thousands of people chucking pint glasses full of pee around.

Dispose of carefully - Not to be flushed down toilets. Out the window then



Next door's wheelie bin.

Useless imo, if youre bursting so bad you cant wait and have to use one of these then your talking full bladder which will triple or quadruple the 400ml capacity.

£4 for one slash?

Hmmm might be handy to keep next to your toilet in case you run out of toilet.

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i swear to god ive been missing these for years

its every lazy guys dream when your having a beer and you sit there for about an hour desperate for a **** but debating with yourself whether to get up and go upstairs for one or just get another stella from fridge and **** in the sink:D

wow! I dont need to worry about wetting the bed anymore

Is this being publicised now to coincide with the release of Black Ops?

your taking the ****, they use the sock to wipe !!!



careful now! i ended up with athletes ar**.

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cbrpaul

hang on a minute , my cat has similar stuff in the cat litter tray , and … hang on a minute , my cat has similar stuff in the cat litter tray , and its like £4 for a 1gk bag !!hmmmm



With a bag that big you can have a number 2 as well!
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