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Powagrip Hatchet - half price - £5.99 @ Wickes (Instore)
Powagrip Hatchet - half price - £5.99 @ Wickes (Instore)

Powagrip Hatchet - half price - £5.99 @ Wickes (Instore)

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* Finely balanced head forged from carbon steel
* Plated tubular steel shaft fitted with non-slip rubber grip
* Safety sheath on blade

22 Comments

what ever mad man needs
Thanks heat added

Good for hacking away at the roots of a tree or conifers etc. Doubt very few people chop firewood with them these days or fell trees shouting timber whilst singing the lumberjack song in the process.

Dave and Nick will have put in a bulk order for these, so don't expect them to be in stock long.

I'd mount it in a cabinet with 'In case of Zombies break glass' on the front.

I would love to get my for Emergency use only engraved onto this and mounted in a wooden, glass fronted cabinet!!

:w00t:

H&R

Sorry, i didnt see above post...same idea!

My local Wickes didn't have these out on display, I had to ask an assistant (apparently they're kept upstairs for "security").

[COLOR="Blue"]Lee Evans: [/COLOR][COLOR="Red"]"Have you noticed every time there's a murderer on the loose they have that advert pop up from B&Q - "this week, hatchets, half price!" [/COLOR]

Do Wickes also have any good deals on shovels at the moment? I feel a need to bury the hatchet.....

think i might buy one so i can murder myself after listening to all of these pathetic jokes

'Wow nice axe, oh **** the handles slippery. There go my toes.'

Anyone know where I can buy a hockey mask?

I've been meaning to pick up one of these for ages to hack up the bodies into easily disposable chunks.

H&R!

Gonna get one and hack my way into the bathroom when my wifes in the bath. :-D

Anyone has any cheap remote hotel deals to go with this?

I see the hatchets been taken to this thread................

neoboy;8906733

Anyone has any cheap remote hotel deals to go with this?



LOL

and we have a winner! Needs a bit of editing....but the joke was a sound one!

+1

Can't get the link to work and before anyone starts flaming me, yes I have checked the website's FAQs (Frequently Axed Questions).

My wife bought me one of these for Father's Day.
I said wtf did you buy me that for?
She called me an ungrateful bee and wouldn't give me the receipt for a refund.
So I had to swap it for a pick.

She soon got the point!:whistling:

SeanO;8907683

My wife bought me one of these for Father's Day.I said wtf did you buy me … My wife bought me one of these for Father's Day.I said wtf did you buy me that for?She called me an ungrateful bee and wouldn't give me the receipt for a refund.So I had to swap it for a pick.She soon got the point!:whistling:



.....thats just nasty, but funny...lol

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Best to get a couple in, always useful in Zombie outbreaks.

pooley7;8906058

think i might buy one so i can murder myself after listening to all of … think i might buy one so i can murder myself after listening to all of these pathetic jokes



Murdering yourself is an impossibility - you'll have to be content with committing suicide.
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