Prison style toilet half price @ Screwfix £200
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Prison style toilet half price @ Screwfix £200

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Found 27th Dec 2014Made hot 27th Dec 2014
A bargain if you're missing being banged up in prison or ever wanted to experience what that might be like (personally I have no experience). This stainless steel toilet is down in price from £399.73 to just £200.

May not be to everyone's taste ;-)

now £399.73
- shortchanged

270 Comments

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Haha.

So ex-cons miss having a cold bum when they empty their bowels.

Hot!

A bit posh for a prison

Prison? You mean more like clubs and bars have these

Banned

grooty

A bit posh for a prison



and clean

Reminds me of the toilets in the local lloyds\wetherspoons...

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118luke

Reminds me of the toilets in the local lloyds\wetherspoons...



yeah CHEAP, like everything in Wetherspoons!
Edited by: "spottydotty" 27th Dec 2014

this will do nicely in my basement, its a must have !

Banned

Someone start with the toilet jokes...

"A bargain if you're missing being banged up"
love it

Whatever next! A Prison style Shower?

spottydotty

Someone start with the toilet jokes...



Bog off...
nah, i really couldn't give a crap about toilet jokes.

Nah, im just taking the pi.ss really!
Edited by: "118luke" 27th Dec 2014

118luke

Reminds me of the toilets in the local lloyds\wetherspoons...



Wouldn't mind having a whole bathroom done in brushed silver....... I'm a bit OCD so chrome would send me to the local hospital lock-up, where they have one of those toilets!!!!!

macdazz

this will do nicely in my basement, its a must have !



For your prisoners? (_;) Crimewatch of the future.......

FTCom

Whatever next! A Prison style Shower?



No dropping the soap....

Original Poster

grooty

Wouldn't mind having a whole bathroom done in brushed silver....... I'm a … Wouldn't mind having a whole bathroom done in brushed silver....... I'm a bit OCD so chrome would send me to the local hospital lock-up, where they have one of those toilets!!!!!



Even at this price you'd have to be a bit flush to do the whole bathroom

Banned

FTCom

Whatever next! A Prison style Shower?



.."An Extra Small Shower Cubicle for Him and Him...

Made out of slippery stainless steel for close contact"..

How do you flush it?

Ordered

You know full well that HM Prison Service will be paying much more than £400 each for something very similar...

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twindy

You know full well that HM Prison Service will be paying much more than … You know full well that HM Prison Service will be paying much more than £400 each for something very similar...



...And you know full well that you're too serious for this thread.

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d84rk_knight

How do you flush it?



Get a shovel and chuck it out your bathroom window

Original Poster

I hope this toilet goes hot. Looks a bit cold to sit on at the moment

Original Poster

Ironic that this deal is at Screwfix as well. I think prison was appropriate in the title.

d84rk_knight

How do you flush it?


You stick someones head down it

Banned

This loo has no lid and no seat, just the cold hard rim to balance on whilst straining.

Not relaxing!

Which leave marks on the backs of your legs where its indented in your skin.

The World's Most Uncomfortable and Incomplete Loo.
Edited by: "spottydotty" 27th Dec 2014

this is quality, a few myopic folk may install it on their kitchen worktop.

screwfix.com/p/f…212

[img]s7g3.scene7.com/is/…235?$p$&layer=0&size=281,281&layer=1&size=281,281&src=ae235/69212_P[/img]

How does it flush? I'm old school and don't see a lever

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AppleJack85

How does it flush? I'm old school and don't see a lever



Do only Old Skool people use a toilet??

Put your hand down the toilet and push it through.

Toilet brushes, bleach and bog rolls are NOT allowed to be used with this Prisoner Toilet.

OK?.

Where's the prison style sink & bath tub to match the suite. X)

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MR GUS

this is quality, a few myopic folk may install it on their kitchen … this is quality, a few myopic folk may install it on their kitchen worktop.http://www.screwfix.com/p/franke-inset-squatting-pan-with-back-inlet-stainless-steel-700-x-700-x-32mm/69212[img]http://s7g3.scene7.com/is/image/ae235?$p$&layer=0&size=281,281&layer=1&size=281,281&src=ae235/69212_P[/img]



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Edited by: "spottydotty" 27th Dec 2014

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veedubjai

Where's the prison style sink & bath tub to match the suite. X)



Non-existent.

That's too much luxury in the Nick.

No clean bodies here.

MR GUS

this is quality, a few myopic folk may install it on their kitchen … this is quality, a few myopic folk may install it on their kitchen worktop.http://www.screwfix.com/p/franke-inset-squatting-pan-with-back-inlet-stainless-steel-700-x-700-x-32mm/69212[img]http://s7g3.scene7.com/is/image/ae235?$p$&layer=0&size=281,281&layer=1&size=281,281&src=ae235/69212_P[/img]



Worrying, 3 people 'like' that product, I mean WTF, who on earth publicly 'likes' something like that on social media ****?

Even at this price I think it's criminal

Lol so go to the toilet without the worry of dropping a bar of soap. Heat for the price reduction.

Does that mean it doesn't flush and has no seat too?

great for serving punch out of for Christmas!

How about these! http://blog.english-heritage.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Toilet-banner.jpg


Edited by: "madjid" 27th Dec 2014

This is $*1t someones taking the pea.

I think it is vandalproofloo. hot!

freccle

Does that mean it doesn't flush and has no seat too?


You need a hidden systern and a face plate

screwfix.com/p/f…902


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