Pussy natural energy drink 250ml can only 67p instore & online @ Tesco
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Pussy natural energy drink 250ml can only 67p instore & online @ Tesco

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Found 23rd Nov 2011
Pussy is a 100% natural drink. No nasty chemicals and nothing manufactured. It is made for people looking for a natural alternative.

The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.

Remember 5p of your purchase goes to Cancer Research UK.

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ready for all the regurgitated old thread jokes...........

its funny because pussy is another word for vagina (_;)

I found a hair in mine when I got these the other week

Original Poster

FTCom

I found a hair in mine when I got these the other week


Don't worry, that's part of the 100% natural ingredients.

Can't believe they starred out' Pussy' on the website. What a load of p**ssies!

oh, and it might not be the cheapest, but it will take some licking!
Edited by: "fairytooth" 23rd Nov 2011

The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point. … The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence



It's a drink. Who falls for this crap? Who reads that and thinks 'I MUST buy that!'?

They've been selling this in Coyotes in Manchester Gay Village for years.

When pussy touches my lips I always feel energised

Yawn...

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Pokey

It's a drink. Who falls for this crap? Who reads that and thinks 'I MUST … It's a drink. Who falls for this crap? Who reads that and thinks 'I MUST buy that!'?



Cock up on the marketing front...

Original Poster

I put my pussy in the fridge. Hope it tastes nice cold.

Tee-hee, tee-hee Pussy. Sheesh.

Pussy juice in a can, seems fishy, or could be lol

anewman

I put my pussy in the fridge. Hope it tastes nice cold.


and it will reach part's other's can't

98% of people posting pussy jokes are actually virgins

fact

fairytooth

Can't believe they starred out' Pussy' on the website. What a load of … Can't believe they starred out' Pussy' on the website. What a load of p**ssies!oh, and it might not be the cheapest, but it will take some licking!



reason is starred out is because it was the only way they could get tesco to stock it and they had to agree a deal for cancer research too so they created special designed cans...

has a bit of a funny aftertaste when i tried some before...

fairytooth

Can't believe they starred out' Pussy' on the website. What a load of … Can't believe they starred out' Pussy' on the website. What a load of p**ssies!oh, and it might not be the cheapest, but it will take some licking!


Not just on the website, any new stock in shops now has it starred out.I'ts b@$tard ridiculous.

dataload

98% of people posting pussy jokes are actually virginsfact



so, have you heard the one about .......

on hang on, can't remember if i am one of the 2%, better not carry on

I keep cutting my di*k on the can, they should change the design.
Edited by: "skellaway" 23rd Nov 2011

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skellaway

I keep cutting my di*k on the can, they should change the design.



yaaaawn

looks like all the pre-pubescent school boys have just come home from school

Must have the wrong label on.

I've heard it tastes like s**t.

They sell only white Pussys? No black ones?

Ray Davies

yaaaawnlooks like all the pre-pubescent school boys have just come home … yaaaawnlooks like all the pre-pubescent school boys have just come home from school



Sorry where are my manners, I should have said 'p*nis'.

When are the Kinks getting back together Ray?

Original Poster

AdamC31415

They sell only white Pussys? No black ones?


They're all nice and pink on the inside, trust me
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