'Rabbit Amnesty' - Recycle your Rabbit & get a new one HALF PRICE !! - Sex Toy Recycling / Scrappage Scheme @ LoveHoney + Free delivery & '21%' Topcashback - Save the planet.... !!!
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'Rabbit Amnesty' - Recycle your Rabbit & get a new one HALF PRICE !! - Sex Toy Recycling / Scrappage Scheme @ LoveHoney + Free delivery & '21%' Topcashback - Save the planet.... !!!

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Found 6th Feb 2010Made hot 6th Feb 2010
Save the planet.... Donate £1 to a green charity - PERFECT FOR VALENTINES - get her a new rabbit and she'll let you watch her "run it in" for a few hours

New recycling regulations mean that all electrical equipment - including sex toys! - must be disposed of at a designated electrical waste collection centre. This means that you shouldn't just chuck your dead vibrator in the kitchen bin!

More than 1,000 electrical waste centres have been set up at recycling sites around the UK. But who wants the hassle and embarrassment of taking your dog-eared defunct sex toy down to the tip? Nobody! That's where the LoveHoney Rabbit Amnesty can help.

Send your old rabbit vibrator to LoveHoney Rabbit Amnesty and we will:
Carefully dispose of your old vibrator
Donate £1 to a green charity
Ensure as much of it is recycled as possible
Send you a new rabbit vibrator for half price!

I pledge to recycle my tired old rabbit vibrator with the LoveHoney Rabbit Amnesty.

I pledge to dispose of my electrical equipment properly at an electrical waste collection centre.

I pledge to tell my friends about the importance of the disposing of electrical waste, including vibrators, properly.

I pledge to take good care of my Rabbit Amnesty Rabbit Vibrator and clean it hygienically after every use.

I pledge not to leave the batteries in my Rabbit Amnesty Rabbit Vibrator when it is not in use.

I pledge not to chuck my used electrical equipment, including sex toys, in the bin!

*** NOTE: THESE ARE NOT GRADED, REFURBISHED OR CUSTOMER RETURNS - ALL RABBITS ARE SUPPLIED NEW ***

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Original Poster

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Jeez, can imagine the state of some of those rabbits!

will they be rehomed or sent to third world countries that will put them to good use:whistling:

hmmn..wonder where the second hand ones end up!!!

jj584143;7766472

hmmn..wonder where the second hand ones end up!!!



I laughed :w00t:

its a con.... they just refurb the old ones and sell on as new.....yuk

the badger;7766560

its a con.... they just refurb the old ones and sell on as new.....yuk



I guess u have proof of that?

pmsl .....rabbit, rabbit, rabbit...you got more rabbit than Sainsburys, why don`t you give it a rest...Ahh Chas n Dave were the best.....anyway...a good deal I suppose....btw why all the pledges? a bit formal isn`t it.......lol

sheff_uk;7766572

I guess u have proof of that?



no

simplyjimbo;7766471

will they be rehomed or sent to third world countries that will put them … will they be rehomed or sent to third world countries that will put them to good use:whistling:



Give a man an orgasm, and he is satisfied for the afternoon. Give a man a dildo, etc.

Hi darling, I bought you a used dildo for valentines day

Can you send it back if it's the wrong size?

BlackCloud;7766462

Jeez, can imagine the state of some of those rabbits!



they get well fkd ....

They say the Grimsby one's a bit of a Fishy deal!!

Original Poster

guv;7766907

My littluns rabbit just died last Monday (seriously), could I dig it up … My littluns rabbit just died last Monday (seriously), could I dig it up and send it in for a replacement?



Well Guv, it can't smell any worse than the other rabbits that are being sent back :w00t: http://images.clipartof.com/thumbnails/22159.jpg

I bought somebody the jessica 2 about 3 days ago....damn.

nextday delivery though even with the free shipping option..

guv;7766907

My littluns rabbit just died last Monday (seriously), could I dig it up … My littluns rabbit just died last Monday (seriously), could I dig it up and send it in for a replacement?


Try it and see....Nothing ventured nothing gained........:thumbsup:

Remember folks.

A rabbit is for life, not just Christmas :santa:

Ism10;7768002

Remember folks.A rabbit is for life, not just Christmas :santa:



Or till the batteries die.

Out with the old, in with the new. :oops:

does it have to be over 10 years old?

Banned

The deal smells fishy too me!

big-boy;7767022

Well Guv, it can't smell any worse than the other rabbits that are being … Well Guv, it can't smell any worse than the other rabbits that are being sent back :w00t:




I was gonna say this deal stinks:-D

Think they sell them off as 'scratch n' sniff'

What do you do in the meen time? Do they give you a courtesy one?

I may need to check the specification before I hop to another deal!

Why is it that women can:
Openly talk about and encourage masturbation (and if we (men) do then we are perverts).
Wear chicken fillets to enhance their bodies (and if we (men) did then we are strange).
Show off their breasts (and if we (men) look at them we are perverts).

At work on Monday I am going to talk about the great ******* device I bought, strap a cucumber to my leg and pull my trousers down slightly to reveal a portion of 'c0ck neck'

my beautiful midi dwarf lop had to be put to sleep yest, her name was hunny, she was 6yrs. Her best friend Bailey is devastated-poor thing is sitting in the cage on his own, no hunny to cuddle upto, play with or clean!!

R.I.P- hunny. xxx

Banned

martins_uk;7768518

Then I suggest you read the HUKD rules before you get yourself and HUKD … Then I suggest you read the HUKD rules before you get yourself and HUKD in trouble.



And I would suggest that you go get a sense of humour transplant and this time make sure you get one that works you pompous idiot.

SHOWMAN36;7768917

And I would suggest that you go get a sense of humour transplant and this … And I would suggest that you go get a sense of humour transplant and this time make sure you get one that works you pompous idiot.



:lol: Well said that man! :thumbsup:

SHOWMAN36;7768917

And I would suggest that you go get a sense of humour transplant and this … And I would suggest that you go get a sense of humour transplant and this time make sure you get one that works you pompous idiot.



Spod;7769049

:lol: Well said that man! :thumbsup:




thanks you guys some people are just beyond belief

the badger;7766560

its a con.... they just refurb the old ones and sell on as new.....yuk



True. She was interviewed on some tv show and explained the working parts go in to new vibrators. Can't remember what she said the rubber went to but that goes somewhere aswell.

Great deal (generic comment ftl)

Glad to see these getting recycled, I would usually just slip them in the waste tube.

northy666;7770492

Glad to see these getting recycled, I would usually just slip them in the … Glad to see these getting recycled, I would usually just slip them in the waste tube.



LOL i so took that in the wrong way ha ha omg this thread is jokes.!

Wouldn't it be more fun taking them to a charity shop?
Or selling them at a church jumble?

They must recycle something from them. Why go to the trouble of rewarding people....?
Darling....have you been with....another woman? You smell.....different.

I think the badger is right.

The all new Rabbit, now with real pubes!
Disclaimer (pubes may be the product of several countries)

I would imagine they will landfill scrap the old ones. They'll all end up in one big hole.

keep it up guys,your one liners are killing me,great sunday morning banter.good deal as well

adzy2008;7774244

I would imagine they will landfill scrap the old ones. They'll all end up … I would imagine they will landfill scrap the old ones. They'll all end up in one big hole.



That would make the earth move :whistling:

NoNoNoNoNoNo......... Yes - a very sensible safety precaution.

This makes a lot of sense, I heard someone put their new rabbit in the same drawer as their old rabbit before they went on holiday. When they came home 2 months later they couldn't open the bedroom door.

Of course, before the old rabbits are recycled, a tester will need to make sure they still work. Would that be a minimum wage position?
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