Red Peter **** Pepper rare chilli/chili plant (5 seed) @ Ebay / greenfingeredjack - £2.98 Delivered
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Red Peter **** Pepper rare chilli/chili plant (5 seed) @ Ebay / greenfingeredjack - £2.98 Delivered

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Found 14th Jan 2012
Sorry, I know it is Ebay listing, however just could not stop myself from sharing it with you. LMAO!

It should be great if you fancy, erghh, hot sex???

Images and text © GreenFingeredJack 2006-2012

This auction is for a single plant although you may choose to buy more than one when you purchase. Postage discounts are applied automatically when you buy. These plants enable you to bypass the troublesome (and boring) germination stage and will give you a head start to growing and fruiting.

Known variously as ‘Peter Pepper’ and ‘**** Pepper’, this rare variety of chilli produces tasty and hot 4” chilli pepper fruit which are noted for their comedy phallic appearance. This plant will add a hilarious talking point to your patio or greenhouse. The chilli pepper flesh is similar to Jalapeno chilli peppers (but hotter) and will help to spice up summer BBQs (use your imagination). Try slipping one of these into your Gran’s salad!

These plants are about 4”(not including the root ball) and are ready for potting up but will require a greenhouse or windowsill before being put outdoors (the roots grow through the fine net of the peat plug). For reference, the plug is approx 35mm in diameter. Easy to grow, this variety will grow to a height of 24 inches in a good sized pot (10-12” diameter recommended) or the growing plant may be lopped off at a shorter height if preferred. Peter pepper plants could be grown to maturity in a greenhouse, conservatory or windowsill and make beautiful house plants. If this variety is to be situated outdoors choose a sheltered location and use a cane for support. All chilli plants dislike cold and do not tolerate frost; this variety will need to be overwintered indoors. This variety likes good sun and likes to be kept moist but dislikes waterlogging (being stood in water). Fertilise with a general purpose or specialist tomato fertiliser during the growing season.

These plants will be professionally packaged and will arrive in perfect condition (please check my returns policy below). Plant care instructions will be included. I make despatches twice a week.

Please check my other auctions for more fine horticultural specimens. Also check my ace feedback! Please note that all my auctions require instant payment and the P&P cannot be combined when purchasing different products. I include a free plant when I make a clear saving by combining purchases for despatch to the same buyer.

happy growing,
GreenFingeredJack
(gfj#720)

57 Comments


One of those rare deals that's both Hot and Cold.

Im sorry, but that picture is just far too rude - or maybe it cause im just horny atm LOL.

omisnad

Im sorry, but that picture is just far too rude - or maybe it cause im … Im sorry, but that picture is just far too rude - or maybe it cause im just horny atm LOL.



If I was a lass, and a guy whipped out one of those, I'd run a mile. Horny or not.

a pecker pepper... how... hot? haha.

Looks like it may be the hottest deal of the day!

A man was in an aeroplane and noticed his neighbour, a short woman with curly hair, kept rushing off to the toilets. Each time she returned looking flushed. After about six times, the bloke could stand it no longer.

“Excuse me,” he said. “Are you all right?”

“Oh, yes!” she said.

“But you keep rushing off to the toilets,” he said.

She grinned. “Ah,” she replied. “You see, I keep sneezing.”
“...and?”

“And every time I sneeze I have an organism.”

He frowned. “So what do you take for it?”

Her smile grew wider. “Pepper,” she said.

OP - what the hell were you searching for on eBay when you found this?

the poor little thing looks likes it needs some viagra

Must have been a CD, probably the red hot chilli peppers or even red pen15 pack

wightmad

OP - what the hell were you searching for on eBay when you found this?



Edited by: "kramvic" 14th Jan 2012

Banned

manya6020

A man was in an aeroplane and noticed his neighbour, a short woman with … A man was in an aeroplane and noticed his neighbour, a short woman with curly hair, kept rushing off to the toilets. Each time she returned looking flushed. After about six times, the bloke could stand it no longer.“Excuse me,” he said. “Are you all right?”“Oh, yes!” she said.“But you keep rushing off to the toilets,” he said.She grinned. “Ah,” she replied. “You see, I keep sneezing.”“...and?”“And every time I sneeze I have an organism.”He frowned. “So what do you take for it?”Her smile grew wider. “Pepper,” she said.




Organism? lol

copthis1

Organism? lol



she's a biologist

Original Poster

wightmad

OP - what the hell were you searching for on eBay when you found this?



No way I am telling you that

Edited by: "ompek" 14th Jan 2012

ompek

No way I am telling you that



LOL

LOL look at the deal below this it is for womens chilli pepper boots posted by syzable

so anyone actually ordered one?
My mother grows chillis and i'm tempted to add this plant to hers and see if she notices

Original Poster

ComatoseSheep

so anyone actually ordered one?My mother grows chillis and i'm tempted to … so anyone actually ordered one?My mother grows chillis and i'm tempted to add this plant to hers and see if she notices



Hahahaha you sure you want to get your mum involved in that? It might be priceless! Happy Mother's Day LOL
Edited by: "ompek" 14th Jan 2012

Not really sure why this is classed under entertain-oh wait......

Haha they're fab!

Looks like mine after a thrashing.

wightmad

LOL



LOL x 2
Edited by: "Darklord" 14th Jan 2012

omisnad

Im sorry, but that picture is just far too rude - or maybe it cause im … Im sorry, but that picture is just far too rude - or maybe it cause im just horny atm LOL.



thats just asking for trouble

Grew these last year....courtesy of seeds from Matt Simpson @ Simpson Seeds.....grown for the novelty factor.

Banned

Root ball?!

Ordered!
Had to be done. Simply priceless, I'll place it in the kitchen window at that's where my misses spends most of her time

Voted hot!

rhodyate

looks more like a giant Cl*t than a D*ck



I would hate to know why you think this.

Growing your own peppers is great, even if they look like a cock.

Hot (well, not this strain really) for sure.

Why is it rules are allowed to be breached just because the posting is smuttY?

Banned

Looks too red, should get it checked by a Doctor.

Gives new meaning to the name bell pepper...

Try slipping one of these into your Gran’s salad!

X)

THIS IS JUST LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

HOTTEST DEAL BY A MILE!

Have some heat!

Darklord

LOL x 2



LOL X 3

I have grown hundreds of chilli types in the past but always passed up on this one due to the fact they have little heat and crap tasting.
I can appreciate the novelty in growing a plant though.
Get the seeds in straight away and put them under lights to give them a head start.

These are buggers to grow too, grown my own for years and these are harder to fruit than most habenaro strains (bell looking chillies).

Give them a head start? Sounds good advice to me.

Ensure you take good care of these daily, as they can quickly suffer from cheesey rim.

When I bought mine only 19 had been sold.
Now 36 have been sold so some people on here aren't owning up to it

middla

Give them a head start? Sounds good advice to me.Ensure you take good … Give them a head start? Sounds good advice to me.Ensure you take good care of these daily, as they can quickly suffer from cheesey rim.


I can't stop laughing this is better than the Anthony Worral Thompson stock cubes reduced at tesco. xD

Peter Piper Picked Peni*s Peppers and Rev Rev Run!
Edited by: "Astrowizard97" 14th Jan 2012

Sure looks like a Red Hot Willy pepper..............
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